at the airport.
Passenger: Girl, I don’t understand why the time of departure in the ticket is one and the time of arrival is another? O_O

Yesterday, my friend and I had a bit of fun... Well, I was a little overnight with a pretty guy in the bar and at the most interesting moment he came there :) In the end he went home and I stayed in the bar! Yuuuuuuuuu! And in the morning he wrote to me that I'm a girl -rwxrwxrwx" and he doesn't take the phone anymore. What could this mean?

I love rabbits, they’re cute and fuck all the time, and when you’re cute and fuck all the time, you’re probably happy.
KS is

I’m probably one of those girls who, having met a blue-eyed, light-haired prince on a snow-white horse, with the screams of “Lord, what a handful!” will run to lick the horse.

OhhhhhhBut my acquaintance said that 20 years ago I left tourism to mountaineering because I got warm vodka and sweaty girls.
Oh well.:And are stylish alcohol and bearded men better?))

The DVL.

I have a global war with my neighbor.
A week ago he poured a paint under my door.
I took his carpet.
This is why he "accidentally" damaged my Internet cable
xxxh: Today, smiling cleverly, I dragged a 800watt acoustic system by him.

XHH: Subject, tell me what kind of silent wickedness can be done?)
WOW: Well, I can tell you how to synthesize phenolphthalene from carbon
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A laxative from a pencil.

xxx: bought a sweater, pants and shirt. satisfied
XXX: but, fuck, 8k is gone.
YYY: not bad
YYY: not bad
xxx: fucking, I've been looking for a minute difference between your messages, don't do that anymore

xxx: I was a descendant troll, my father wiped yesterday, bought a healthy watermelon, cut it in half, half cleaned off the flour, and his wife was sitting in the kitchen, so here, he runs on her head, wears her crust, shouts this watermelon helmet, and snoops on the bowl.
yyy: looooool))

Can these eyes lie?? to
Those eyes are still fucking!!! to

My ex told a case from his studenthood.
I went on a march with friends, only 3 people (astronomers, stars watched up))), on three 2 tents. One for six, the other for two. The six-seat two put quickly, and the second guy principally puts himself. Somehow he put, got inside and does something there, why the tent shakes and barely jumps.
Wow, what are you doing there?
Stay away. I do myself well!
and pause. Explosion of laughter.
and fold! The Perversionists!!! to

"My house is my fortress," said Vasily, "loving to repeat, not allowing guests to drink alcohol below forty degrees.

by Kim:
>>See: Mom saw that I did gas dynamics yesterday...because I was nervous and angry, the shorter the hysteria was full))) I am now sitting with a tortured face in front of the buck...she fits, I have open on one half of your charts on the other half - my...compare the values....she looked so, breathed, began to chew on the head and issued: "To beat you on the doorway, it is not resolved, be scattered"...to blast!

I noticed one interesting fact:

If a person suddenly sends a SMS with the text "Rush", then this is the feeling they are mastered :)

Favorite (22:37:35 28/10/2011)
How do you meet girls?

I (22:38:18 28/10/2011)
Hi, I’m in the middle of the day 😉

Dear to show me that you’re not a fool, it was a bad idea to assure me that you’re sleeping with only three men.

Life is so in general, and it is. I woke up, worked, went to sleep. Whoever is lucky has eaten and fought.

The predecessor on the painting of the day issued:
I go through the channel of the grapefruit, there a 12-year-old girl goes and smokes. I get closer, she is 20 years old and she goes and smokes. And she has a nose with such a hump, well, so ugly that if you don't smoke, it's only left to walk and get upset.

She is: Hi!
He: What is it for you?
She: It’s been more than six months, are you angry with me?
He: I can’t be angry with children because they’re nonsensical boys, I can’t be angry with the elderly because the older generation has more life experience and a priori it’s right, I can’t be angry about what to take from them.
She says I’m nonsense. 😉
He: You are bl*d, Katya, a latent bl*d!
She:...

by mail:
There was water in the monitor. Now there is a spot on the screen where the image is displayed brighter. What to do?
The whole room. Brightness is rolling.