Matroskin, when Gavryush was born, said that he would now be twice as happy because he had two cows.

Have you read the last phrase and heard the voice of Tobakov?

The child is very noisy and wildly grimps with the lid of the tea bar. The woman is doomed: "Hear you, Shumanoid"

I sent out 15 pieces of a resume before I realized that on the avatar of the mail from which I was sending them, Mikimaus was standing, breaking his eyes :(

Why is everyone discussing the calculation of stress-deformed state (VAT) here and nobody says what exactly the details are?

Working at a client bank:
Where is the payment order if it has already left the processed, but it is not yet completed?
In the cleaning room?

I went to a shop with a girl. At the end of her ear, I heard that she was buying shit. In the evening, seeing some unknown root in the kitchen, I ask:
Is it your fucking? What I get the answer.
This is my fuck looking at my ginger.

My husband is German but speaks a little Russian.
I say to him, I bow and bow to you!
He made a smart look, like he understood the phrase and this: Yes, I have you choline!
) ) )

Beauty_in_position_"sitting": - and my acquaintance of these small dogs "feed" calls. Similar to the pineapples.

Another feeling similar to orgasm: Turn off the constantly-set alarm on the first day of vacation.

Sliva_rzn: I propose to open a store of big women's clothes and name it "Full ass"

We discuss at work the best time for coding:
1st employee: best after 22:00 - quiet, no one interferes, nothing distracts
2nd employee: ah, only the keyboard on the face is pressed

to this

The game is "What? Where is? When is" The Leader:
- The question of our TV viewer from Uhryupinsk. Dear experts, do you remember the cartoon "Vacancies in Prostokvashino"? As the Cat Matroskin rented a cow Murka, who gave birth to a calf Havryush... Havryush turned out to be a bull. And now attention! Question: "How does Matroskin get twice as much milk?".

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Matroskin, when Gavryush was born, said that he would now be twice as happy because he had two cows.

Where are the elevated heights?

A dialogue about jealousy:

I was jealous at first...and then stopped...for a very sad reason. I realized he didn’t need anyone.

Two days practically out of the way played in "Starcraft: Heart of the Roy". I went out to feed the homeless cats. They, seeing me from a distance, transmit information on a chain, raise their tails with vivid tubes and meet. From all the bushes and cracks a crowded public flows to me. And I rise above them, and I want to stretch my hands aside, to wander evilly into the sky, and to pronounce this. by Roy"

The Donation:
You just complained about allergies, you’ve been driving for a long time...
The Donation:
• injections
by mmx_166
smelled
The new word in medicine is COLL!
The M166:
Ivan the Terrible Medical Center offers services: coli from allergies. therapeutic cutting of the speech, therapeutic quartering, relaxing stitching. I have discounts.

In parks, you can often see benches with name plaques installed in memory of a deceased relative or friend. Sometimes the signatures are an example of purely English irony... "In memory of the husband of whom dreamed, thought, but he never found"
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It is a great tradition to have such a tradition in Russia.

XXX: Five seconds, I open the frame and breathe fresh air
I know one guy, Max. So he likes sometimes in clear weather in the summer to drop down on the garden (a kilometer from civilization) for a couple of days. And the time he spends there is very unusual - under the open sky he rolls a generator, connects a projector, computer and 5.1 acoustics to it, and at night cuts into some toys, kinky looks with a bowl right next to the mangal with pebbles. A couple of times visited him there - this is what I understand "Breathe fresh air", for a lifetime of impressions, especially from the horrors that you watch drunk in the middle of the forest with a tail in your hands)))

I woke up today and I felt something swirling. I raise the blanket, and there’s your opinion.

Comment to photo:

The slave of God Alexey and the fear of God Anastasia are married.

Men need years to improve to overcome a minute of weakness.