xxx: I check honey simply: I give my friend with allergies to try, if it starts to suffocate, then I take a couple of liters at once.

Sergey Soloviev recalled that some time after the premiere of the detective "Ten Negroes" they met with Alexander Abdulov, discussed their affairs and slipped into the film.

Tell me, how did it end? Who is fucking? I asked Abdul.

Sasha, are you out? You were filming there! I haven’t read the book, but the script is. Surprised by Solovjov.

Yes, I read the script until my hero was killed on page 10. I have no idea how the matter ended...

In the kindergarten, I and a girl had adjacent beds. One day, in a quiet hour, she asked her to do a massage, like a bucket crawling on her hand. He promised me the same in return. I try my best, my fingers are already tired, and she doesn’t get along, requires continuation. Eventually, my fingers were completely stuck, I surrendered and demanded my turn. She replied, “Sorry, I’m tired and I want to sleep.” This is a kick. Almost 30 years have passed, and it is still offensive.

In order for the right bees to bring the right honey, you need to change the beekeeper.

My brother’s wife long ago asked him to go to the market for potatoes. He is a lazy ass, gathered for a few days, eventually gathered, climbed, opened the door, and there is a man standing and saying, "Hello! Do you need potatoes?”

Tomorrow in the Moscow metro for all passengers will work the payment system on the face of FacePay. You approach, remove the mask - the system will write off a fine of five thousand for doing without the mask.

The hardest professional deformation happened to me after working as a bartender in college. She’s still with me, and it’s been almost 15 years.

In the cafe, I do not order fresh and smoothies from carrots, apples, kiwi (because some smart people do not manage to wash and clean carrots if it is clean visually, do not clean the apples from the inside, and kiwi throw together with the skin), juices from bags (because they can stand open for 3 weeks), do not ask to bring water in a glass or ice (because the water can be poured from under the crane, and the ice generator works on the water supply and what is there with filters), before using I wipe a towel-squeeze-squeeze, sometimes when it is completely covered, then the cups and I always watch the waitress carry the plates with the ready-made food (whether his finger does not suck at the time in food)

When I don’t get something for a long time, I don’t drop my hands. I quickly find the guilty.

The night was so shrinking. She woke up and woke up herself. I lie down and think how good that my husband did not hear. And there’s a voice in the dark: “What, truffle dreams?”

If you get married on a Friday, you will be unhappy all your life.
The truth. Why should Friday be an exception?

I took the same course twice, with a difference of three years. The same textbook. And here I came to the task, where you had to answer questions, but the answers to write on another page. I wonder, I thought I! Now I will write the answers on a leaflet and compare what has changed in my life in three years. There was nothing special except one question – the worst person you’ve ever met in your life. The answer was the same, Michael.

Oh, Michael... That was my boss many years ago. A rare nest.

How should I be a fool, that in all my travels through cities and countries, to keep the bar of the best fool for ten years? ! to

My son did not want to go to the garden. I give him the theme that the garden is such an elite institution, where all adults want to return, but they cannot. not let go. All adults want to eat, sleep and drive machines for a day. Now he walks with pleasure and even sometimes foreign parents secretly language shows, say, envy silently, fools.

The next generation of our people will no longer live with the coronavirus.

About the beating in the subway or "why the Russians moved the men"

I think everyone is aware of the recent incident in the Moscow metro, where citizens without nationality behaved loudly, a aunt made a comment to them, they sent her, a guy advocated for her and broke his face with a crowd of three noses. Immediately after this story on the Internet raised a rumor from the couches that the men in Russia translated, that only one came in and that's all.

Let us, dear reader, examine this situation in detail.
There are three drunk degenerates in the car. Two of them are former criminals. They perfectly understand what interferes with others and, moreover, consciously provoke them. With them they had a knife and a gas bowl, which, without consideration, launched against the police who detained them. They do not have brakes at all.

And here you want to stop their hamsky behavior. Here it is 100% clear that there will be a fight and words will not be limited to everything. Courageous citizens without nationality are simply overwhelmed. Especially a drunk. Especially in the sight of the roots. The fight will be one against three. Because you will come alone and they will come alone. Then we have two options:

1st If you have a striking personal level, you are engaged in handshake from the sperm stage and follow the advice of our president "if a fight is inevitable - you have to hit first", then you are putting all three. Naturally, if the degenerates did not have time to get the knives and you are lucky. And in a moment you hear the most active passenger, 10 seconds ago cried out to the men, already calls the machinery and asks for a suit. Not for the noise, but for you.
I’ve been on the metro for many years at night and watched everything. And in 95% of cases, those who demanded protection from their uncle, after a moment, ask for his arrest. Because they thought he would resolve everything somehow peacefully, calmly and with a good conversation. And he, a maniac and sadistic, is totally intolerant to throw his fists on living people.
And those twigs, like sirens, begin and bleed at every corner! It damages the mood of active citizens.

After that, you are detained, watched the camera recording and it turns out that no one touched you with the finger, and you, on the same place, put three guys who peacefully came to study and went from the institute home. And around the OVD you will be waiting for 50 toned Prior.
As recently happened near Novosibirsk, where citizens without nationality were desperately demanding to be handed over to them for execution by an entire police officer who shot their fellow tribal degenerate.
And then the relatives of the beaten will go to whip all the channels, as the evil skinhead beat their bloodshed. They, surprisingly, even now tell what their sons-cartons were good, helped everyone, for the whole life no drop in the mouth, no centimeter in the jop and how they are surprised what happened and probably Moscow ruined them. And in every social network there will be hundreds of threats to you and your family. Citizens without nationality always behave according to the same scenario.

And you’re just wildly lucky if after a year of terrible problems you get out of condition. Rather, as in the well-known case with the stormy Chimist Tarmaev, you will sit for many years.
He, I will remind you, was attacked in the same subway 10 years ago by a crowd of 6 citizens without the same nationality. He first fled from them into the neighboring car, and when they caught it, knocking off with a knife, struck one. Eight years from call to call. He came out that year. He was still defending himself!
And in the described variant there would be no self-defense.

2nd If you don’t want to hit the first and just go talk, then you yourself will be struck with the same probability of 100%. Moreover, the traditional way for citizens without nationality is from behind, like this guy. And it’s good if they don’t kill or turn into a plant.
Well, then you will find out that the citizens who beat you will simply not find you. If they find it, they will suddenly be released. We, you know, even after murders, representatives of some nationalities like to let go. The width of the Russian soul. We can remember the year 2010 and 2010. And only the most powerful resonance forces the lawmakers to work. This was the case in 2010 and now.

As we can see, there are only two options: either, with a huge probability, to sit down. Or, with the same likelihood, to lie down or remain disabled. The guy, who entered the conflict, acted boldly and decently, but, in fact, he did not help anyone and decided nothing. As a result, he exchanged his health for the freedom of these degenerates.
Because of his injuries, they are now being planted. But in his case, a lot of factors succeeded: he was simply miraculously not killed, degenerates were caught on hot tracks, a wild wave went on the Internet and law enforcement agencies immediately started to work actively. And it could have been otherwise and he would have lost his health simply: no one was saved, no one was punished. This, unfortunately, happens very often.

And when someone in the car makes a noise, and an active aunt calls on those same men to do something, such a man stands, scrolls all this in his head and realizes that now, in the right place, he can break his entire future life. A bonus, and the life of his aunt. For example, mothers, wives and daughters.
They will never approve when they learn that their son/husband/father will be bound to bed for the rest of their lives because of the rage in the subway. Or go dusting Siberia for years.

What to choose a man? How to set priorities? Who is more important to him? It is very easy to talk about some abstract men who have translated.
Because of the fate of an abstract man to make fun of everyone. He just has to solve the problem, and what’s going to happen next with him is a pocher. Therefore, all sufferers of real men should always have in mind their son/husband/brother/father/friend. Are they ready to specifically kill him in a fight because of the rage in the subway or the village?

But citizens who fight for missing men live in their own pink world. There you can have three drunk courageous degenerates with knives somehow so humbled that nobody will even suffer and everything will end quietly and peacefully, and everyone will remain friends.
Probably a good word and fatherly advice. But this only happens in fantasy. In life, aggression is suppressed only by even greater aggression. This, in turn, leads to health problems in some and with the law - in others.

Unfortunately, this is how real life is arranged. She is surprisingly cynical and cruel. This is not a matter of courage and courage. This is a normal calculation, without which it is not possible. The bets are very high. To sit or lie down, protecting yourself and your loved ones is one thing. Protecting the life of a stranger is something else. But getting the same thing just because of someone’s roughness in the subway is generally the third.

What had to be done in this situation?
Yes, the same way, in the end, and did - press the contact button with the driver and call the police to the car. That is what solved the problem. Not the intercession of a guy who heroically fell in an unequal battle, but the button-called police who detained the degenerates. Just called her, for some reason, after being beaten.
Should have been immediately.

Not with useless remarks to degenerates to climb, but call specialists to communicate with them. Let them understand, it is their job, they are paid for it from our taxes. The same thing would have happened, but the man would not have been hurt.
The degenerate, when arrested by the police, got a knife. And if a police officer has a board and can shoot such a creature like a ragged dog, then the citizen cannot do so. The citizen, with a 100% probability, will be destroyed.

And the question to the outraged citizens from the couches should be put differently: not "why the men moved," but "why the smart ones moved," regardless of gender? Why are they ready to go into conflict with the three degenerates, but are not ready to press the contact button with the driver? Button in the wagon a bunch, press any. Why did no one do it?
Why, in order to press on her, they wait for a person to be hit with their legs first? Does religion not allow? Why do they fight and demand to solve the problem from some men, but persistently do not want to call other men, who are just paid for these challenges?

I called the police several times in the subway. They always entered the station and drove out big characters. And always the most active demands to humiliate the noisy, looked at me after that, as a traitor.
One day a aunt, a minute ago, shouted, “Men, are there men here?” She even told me:
“Couldn’t you figure it out yourself? Because of you, you will be put on board! You are a shame, not a man!”

So we live.

by Cottoblog

French cheeses cannot be imported, and French uranium waste can be imported. Look not to confuse.

You deserve what you are willing to endure.

I contact the employer about the contract, I call. A man takes the phone.
I am from a printing company, with whom can I talk about the contract?
“We have Xenia in charge of contracts, she has another phone.
Please indicate it, in the documentation only your indicated.

and thanks.
I call in a minute on the other phone that was given. The phone is taken by the same man.
Hi, am I hitting you again?
and yes.
- I am about the contract, please invite Xenia.
Xenia is on vacation.
Xenia is on vacation, and I am in Aachen.

Enough, enough is enough! I can no longer! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Vassula, you have to stop! Ha ha ha ha!
Here is another law...

xxx: In fact, that in Invitro, that in Hemotest, there is another problem: it is the need to voice your analysis in words. Let's say a person comes to take a test for the same HIV. All analyses have codes. He says, say, can I please analyze something like that? He responded, “What is it?” What analysis? He is like that again, but quietly, that, say, is HIV. To him in response, the grandmother in a mask, helmet and hoodie says: "What??? I can’t hear??? What is the analysis??? Well, and the man in response, say, to HIV analysis, you are a fool (cut off at the end)!! She replied, “What about HIV? With you 1000R! CHEL: It will pay. After a minute, the nurse from the office: "Who is there for HIV in us???" And all this time there are 10 billion people listening to it, because in the morning and everyone goes to the carpet)))

I got fired from one job and one friend splashed out to me with unterrestrial feelings, inviting me to work. A friend worked as a storage worker in an electronics warehouse, and I was in it a full nube, memory from the processor could not distinguish. I was unable to use the computer. He promised to teach me everything, but when I went to work he took me off the next day, leaving me alone in the warehouse. As it turns out, the man was not allowed on vacation until he found a replacement. In general, I had to, online, study the warehouse program, look for goods in the warehouse and study the nomenclature. But a month later, when my friend returned, I was already able to do everything, acquiring only a couple of gray hair.

P.S. The reverse side of the medal. I was offered a job in the warehouse after 3 months, and a friend was fired, but this is a completely different story.