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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104284
 19.10.2014
I sit with my daughter and paint. Small things, thick paraffin pencil. It turns out not bad, but far from the planned, as you constantly miss and adjust. And then I understood the art lovers: ah, what a painting, what a performance, the author in it wanted to depict that and that, just he was a handshake.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104283
 19.10.2014
We and you live in an era of monstrous discrimination, whoever is allowed to have nuclear weapons, and whoever cannot buy firearms for self-defense.
trybros

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104282
 19.10.2014
Do you still understand that men and women have different right and left? Men have the right hand where they have the right hand. Women are more socialized, communicate more, so they have the right hand - where the interlocutor has the right hand. clearly? Same with the car. The man is simple. In women, on the contrary, they need to pay special attention to the sides, and show their hands, and not because they are stupid, just they are others.
By the way, in the first course of honey on anatomy, they teach that the right is where the patient has the right side. Girls understand this without problems, and boys have difficulties. That is camaraderie.
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Thank you and a low compliment to you, dear man, for the clarification!
How many times there has been a misunderstanding. You look at a picture of a group of people on your monitor and they say to you: I’m on the left! How do you think on the left, if on the right? From the rest of the people, on the right hand. Not the mirror.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104281
 19.10.2014
To this question:
My friend's lover adored when she wore boots on a spike... a thin ice - and a double fracture of the ankle bones, 6 months on the hospital, boots for washing...

Everything seems to be clear, but what about the lover? Is it the same with the boots?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104280
 19.10.2014
My heart is broken into billions of pieces.
yyy: The glass heart is generally shit. Your organs will be cut and you will die from internal bleeding.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104279
 19.10.2014
Well, you know, in children's books the image of animals often does not coincide sharply with the rural reality. Before I was seven years old, I was convinced that pigs were small, pink, round and cute. And then it was summer in the village with the relatives of the fatherland and there these horrible black and grey elephants mixed with dogs!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104278
 19.10.2014
Bicycle in the market:

shortcomings
1st Absolutely wild, inhumane and soothing sound when braking. With such a sound, zombies rise from the graves or voiced the untamed dead at night at the cemetery. Blame the brakes. Immediately prepare +400 rubles for normal pads.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104277
 19.10.2014
XX: Why do you need the FSB if there is a program "Wait for Me"? They find a man who changed dozens of places of residence, changed his appearance, lost his memory.
UUU: Well special forces "Wait for me" sounds not very good. Even if I ordered this.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104276
 19.10.2014
Psychopaths do not contain schizophrenics, but alternative thinking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104275
 19.10.2014
1as1: I messed up such a gameplay with this stranger to do nothing without investigating and not half doing, and there are so many rooms, so many rooms for examination! Maybe there is anger! The Drawing! The recording! I was so bitten by the frog when I quickly ran past it all and only straight to the goal...
DevilNevermore: So I imagine this: Ripley, all in sweat and blood, barely alive, escaping from the Stranger once again, fiercely beats the fist on the wall and begins to scream. The Fucks! I did not take the recipe smoke bomb and 15 scrap. Mother of your right foot, Xenomorph.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104274
 18.10.2014
AAA: Do you want to go through the game of diplomacy? This anger is less.
BBB: And these people are then surprised by the bombing of Donbass.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104273
 18.10.2014
Does anyone know that Madagascar has already closed ports?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104272
 18.10.2014
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104271
 18.10.2014
CF>In Portal 2 is not just a cooperative. There is a great single-player line (and the co-operative prequel).

And I went to the cooperative, I remember, with myself. With two standing compounds.
Everything you didn’t know about onanism but were afraid to ask.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104270
 18.10.2014
For more details, please:

Yes, and the wolf on the Red Hat didn’t go for food. So if someone then had to extract something, it wasn’t from the wolf.

Where did you get it? I searched for the originals of fairy tales on the net, so the red hat was just eaten by the wolf, without any grandmothers and woodcutters, just caught into the house and eaten. But the sleeping beauty was picked up and she woke up after 9 months. She gave birth and her son, after losing her chest, began to suck her finger and dry off the veil, because of which she could not wake up.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104269
 18.10.2014
I take the room, a young couple lives in the neighboring room, this morning when I wash, I hear the cat from the toilet whisper, I sharply open the door and without looking I say, "Come out, dirty animal." To say that the neighbor who was sitting on the toilet was offgeled means not to say anything.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104268
 18.10.2014
Comrade who made this:
A friend about his girlfriend:
This is a..."
I have bad news for you. You know, ' tell me who is your friend...' and so on? You have a MUDAC.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104267
 18.10.2014
"So beautiful are the snowflakes in your hair" is stupid.
"Wear a hat, idiot!" - it's an absurdity (we still often take it for jealousy, but it's not her)
Look, what cold, do you not want to wear a hat?"- it is care, it usually accompanies love.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104266
 18.10.2014
Faith cannot be separated from the church by definition.
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Definition from Wikipedia:
The Church (from Greek Ἐκλησία, assembly) — a religious community united by a common dogma.
The key word is community. So it is completely unclear what prevents us from believing but not belonging to the community.
As an example: I am a big fan of Japanese animation, but once going on a march of the anime community and realizing that under this banner is just a crowd of people gathered to bustle, I do not go there anymore and do not relate to their community, while I continue to watch and love the anime.
So what prevents a man from believing in God, but not going to church and not counting himself to it? Especially if he thinks it is a rotten and corrupt structure.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104265
 18.10.2014
20 years old girl, and still innocent!
XXX: Well, not in the sense that...
XXX: And that too.

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