News from Rambler:
The trouble happened to famous singer Dima Bilan last weekend. The Eurovision winner was in an accident. The singer was driving his BMW on the third transport ring. At decent speed in the car of Bilan crashed the "Giguli" of the sixth model. “We were very shaken,” Dima told Komsomolskaya Pravda. My face was ten centimeters from the wheel!"
Try again, we believe in you!

I am :
You’d see me making olive... fast and fast so that Sasha’t have time to come and see how I’m disturbing him.

I am :
I don't have a large pot and I threw all the ingredients into a new garbage bag, shaken and dropped in 2 containers

The Brother:
and ROFL

The Brother:
Inventiveness at Height

I am :
Never go to the women’s kitchen.

The Brother:
I’m not a woman in any way – everywhere it’s a mess ?

I am :
What an order we can put in your warehouse!

YouTube comment on UFO presence on the moon

xxx:Shake up everyone who bought the plots on the moon)) Throw, a cockroach, with an American flag, knocked the cockroach, knocked into a plate with a borst and fucked)))

XXX: I'll be happy with you on the head of the chair!
I will put myself on a chair! That is, give...
XXX is wow! You feel guilty!

Q: What is the degree of smoke in the room?
Tagged in: Nubia, Nubia
and xxx : )
Wauu: one Nupiseducuvastnakure (npuvtn) is when 1 tail, weighing 1 kg can hang at a height of 1 meter exactly 1 second

Endy: I will tell you... There is only one effective way to save Russia, it was proposed by Kutuzov in 1812. to burn Moscow.
Bewreks: This summer someone tried to save the world, but something didn’t work.

I saw now advertising: discounts on handwashing and car cleaning on the car "Welcome Wipes"! I'm sorry to go there - yeah! Ahtung is...

Full house :
This is the great paradox of student life. All no4t do theorver, 4tb exactly him, szuco, sutra and sleep :(

Wear a new piece, in youthful style, striped, carefully shaved.
In the market, for beer.
“Young man, show me your passport, I’m not sure you’re 18.
(with a breath, removing the cap) - That is, the gray and the pleasant procured baryton are no longer quoted?

Man did not come from a monkey, but from two monkeys.
Why two of them??

Smith: I don't believe you're 17, or 14 at most, and I don't want to talk to you because you're small.
and meet up.
Smith: Even if you swallow
Iris: Who am I swallowing?

I have heard of history, even in the times of the Union.
Geophysicists in the taiga camp were destroyed, research conducted.
And for 2 bottles of vodka agreed with the drillers that they had two toilets of the type of "sorting". The drillers made two holes and left, and the top of the booth was wooden, all as appropriate. The man went to the wind, to try a new toilet - sat down, swallowed up.... the sound he heard after a long time.It turns out that the drillers did not shrink - the shurfs went to a depth of 50 m. People first learned - were afraid to go there =)))

I was all in the fuck! I fucked the speed of light. I am the sun, the moon, all the planets through the whore! I fuck a black hole. I am fucking anti-matter!! to

Physics as a first lesson?

During the Census:
Q. What is your size?
Eeeee eeee eeee eeee!!!! to
Apartments and apartments!

Oksana: the fucking went into the kitchen and suddenly...feed me

“I have to upset you, your daughter was drunk in the club yesterday!
You are lying! She took nothing into her mouth yesterday.
I think I will upset you twice.

I decided I mean to buy a jacket for the winter, I go to the store, let me think I'm snooping (seller girl 25 years old)
I (GROWTH 194cm WEIGH 110 kg): Girl, and you have a chest armor 264 lv?She:(second 10 looks at me)Not a young man, on taurine dk we all ended...

Why are you silent?
(M) - I have a megaprocess of cooking dinner, so I'll get stuck for a while
(M) - But you write for now, I like this cook-ku in asskoe very much :) You feel necessary :)
(G) - I can imagine your aska :) A crowd of babies, everyone is sitting and cuddling, and Vadim Victorich in the kitchen is growing self-esteem :D

A friend lives alone, always behind the compound in his headphones, he hears nothing, sees nothing. There is no bell at the door, you can’t call the trumpet either.
So we wrote him long ago on the door: "Do not knock on the door, knock here: ICQ 200..4756". And fucking, you really approach the door, and from the mobile phone you knock on him in the aska, say open the door!)

There is a maniac in the city.
Did you take him?
No, he fucking and stinging.I am not pleased with the last.