Conversation of the distributor (D) with the advertising department (RO) of the supplier:
You have calendars with naked grandmothers.
RR: Yes, but they are 12 years old.
D: No matter what year they are, I can see the date on the clock!

These will be the most miserable and troubled theologians in the world.

Damn, it is impossible to prepare a festive dinner of five dishes of onions, sardines and three eggs.
Wow, yes, Mozart had only seven notes, nothing, the man was twisted somehow.

I don't understand how girls with long nails in their nose are curled.
That can get to the brain.
Zzzz: I can’t get it. The brain is not about them.

Zenit signed Hulk and Witsel, and the BATE bought a flavoring tree in his bus and crushed Lille with Bavaria.

The eternal dispute of the logic of male and female.We sit, we talk peacefully, I and the girl.In the process there is a brief dialogue, which also broke me.
I've seen how many times that the girl can't walk on her heels, but she can't walk on her heels, but on the half-clogged one fig is melting somewhere.

Well, for you, men, we try.On high heels, the legs seem longer and the feet smaller.

I (I’m already starting to roast, drawing a picture in my imagination) — all right, I saw long legs with visually small feet, brought the owner home, in the process of intimate acquaintance I threw those legs on my shoulders, already without shoes... and with wild cries "no hassles!!!!Q&A: I got out of bed.

Dear Hashish, my grandmother is coming from the country today, could you let me go sooner?

The admin has the complex of God.
YYY is Nifiga. The priest’s complex. You come to him in the temple with a offering, he will offer a sacrifice to the gods of Google, and then will say that the gods are not favorable to you and will turn off from the internet until the end of the month.

I watched "City of Angels" with my wife. It would be nothing, romantic and the like, but the end just killed me. I, of course, understand that the main heroine fell in love with an angel, who for her sake became a simple mortal... But, foolish, it’s like it’s necessary to go on the big without hands on the mountain serpentine with closed eyes????? Even the outgoing forest car, which she caused to die, looked less ridiculous!

Post of Kazakhstan
The internal delivery:
Big package (day travel between cities by bus) - 3 days.
Little Banderol (two days by train) - 5 days
Delivery from England by simple mail - 2 weeks
U.S. Air Mail Delivery - 5 Days
Delivery from Moscow for 2 months.
It seems that the whole world has a conspiracy to defile the Russian post.)))))

About taxes.

A clear example of the fact that money is easier to get from the poor, and that the poor have little money, is compensated by the fact that the poor are many.

I collected 12 likes on the way to work today!
WOW :?? to
Xhhh: I missed the turning from the adjacent streets-and the drivers caught me in an accident))

Yesterday, he renamed his Wi-Fi network to “Hack me if you can.”
Today, when I woke up, the name was changed to “Challenge accepted.”

>> Instead of adequate treatment, the doctor urged her mother to communion and confession.
And how do you get the absolutely serious advice of a neurologist on complaints about an unrestful sleep of a child (wake up 5-7 times a night):
"Stop the Feng Shui bed"
That is all! Absolutely everything she recommended.

Some people can only hear good about themselves in the grave.

Tonight I watched a picture: at the neighboring tables, the son and husband are sitting at the comps. The son is trying to play Dota for the first time, it doesn’t work very well.
Son: And most of all, I’m angry that when you don’t give him orders, this fool is trying to escape somewhere all the time.
Father (thinkingly): now you have an idea about raising children...

right

I never thought that I would remember with nostalgia the Haishnikovs who caught me before for speed in those places where I am now in the clock traffic.

It’s hard to be a grandmother. These are always the problems of Nihua.
YYY:Nippon from Nihua

“I was not abducted... But one day a green man came to my acquaintance, after which he disappeared for a year. When he returned, he also began to wear green clothes and tell how he communicated with ghosts and some "grandparents"!

What should be the mood to say, “Listen to Slayer, I’ll calm down?”