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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37510
 18.10.2010
Two girls came to write me today. One of them placed an open bag on a tub. I look: there is a gas balloon and an electric shocker.

You laugh at them.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37509
 18.10.2010
YYY: Yesterday my mommy walked through the boxes of my table, burned the gendons, and took it.
xxx: haha
YYY: So I put it back today))))
I think xxx :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37508
 18.10.2010
One great group's last album was in 2004. The album, announced in the autumn of 2010, has not yet been released. They rarely give concerts. Going on off. Vkontakte solist page, I understood everything in one line only:

Favorite game: World of Warcraft

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37507
 18.10.2010
We go with a young man on the street, we talk. Here I say:
Google Chrome should be installed.
A second silence and finally the answer:
Chromium is the fourth group of cations.
T_T

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37506
 18.10.2010
After another lecture in philosophy, I was obscured by the phrase: “I think, I exist”... it turns out that there is no Russian soldier. For him thinks the sergeant, for whom, in turn, thinks the flag, for whom thinks the officer, for whom thinks the senior officer, for whom thinks the commander of the unit, for whom he thinks.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37505
 18.10.2010
Mayou
2012 – The Year of the Netherlands in Russia
Kotmartin
Now everything is clear at the end of the world.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37504
 17.10.2010
111: Here I came in the morning
222 Where did you go?
Peter is a city of divided bridges.
222: Did you get separated on the bridge?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37503
 17.10.2010
How can I not argue with you if you are always right?! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37502
 17.10.2010
In the morning, my son (he is 2 years 8 months old) comes to me in the kitchen, pleased with this: "Mom, mom! I put money on the phone!" In, I think, acceleration. I go into the room: and surely, the cell phone is filled with little stuff!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №37501
 17.10.2010
Oleg: We went to China, miraculously brought out another 1 dog, mops))
LoMHacke2: Congratulations to you!!!)) Why a miracle?
Oleg: Animals, flowers and more there can not be exported from China, only if you pay a huge tax.
LoMHacke2: and no one was upset that the tits are strangely moving and cuddling?)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37500
 17.10.2010
xxx: found on a girl's forum, well there minors cry: "I'm a simple girl from 8th grade. (The p.s I still can’t understand his flashing and why he kept raising his shirt all the time.
He has a temperature of 40.2, his eyes are shaking and hot.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37499
 17.10.2010
Medvedev: Russia has a good education system. No matter how much we insult ourselves, I believe that the system of classical education in our country, the system of engineering education remains at a decent level.

X: Let him, shit, come to the regions. I will show him the real rating of the engineering education system. I will introduce you to the "like students", who "like learning to engineers. And then "as if they were working" in bars.

Y: And why are you going to show all this "as if to the President"?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №37498
 17.10.2010
no (00:42:59 17/10/2010)
Would you get stuck with a fat hatch for the sake of going to Paris/USA?
no (00:43:09 17/10/2010)
Let him suck his fat bitch.
no (00:43:13 17/10/2010)
Paris and the USA.
x (00:43:15 17/10/2010)
I do not even know
x (00:43:28 17/10/2010)
On the other hand, I want to sleep a hoodie.
x (00:43:32 17/10/2010)
But go somewhere.
x (00:43:35 17/10/2010)
Bee

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37497
 17.10.2010
He (0:16:37): All I sleep, peace of mind!
She (0:18:16): Do you want to sleep so much?and ((
He (9:50:04): No, not very much anymore...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37496
 17.10.2010
Are you a fan of the avatar?
Andrew: yes, thank you for the coaching.
Hulu you fucking Michael Scofield

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №37495
 17.10.2010
I perform a quest in WoW, I run, I collect some grass.
Fuck, this is my grass.
I went on, a fool.
Typist: Learn to read, I am a tourist.
I: to learn to write foolish!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37494
 17.10.2010
The xxx:
There is a sign on the road:
Moscow
Moscow
After the turn there is another indicator:
Moscow
Moscow
Is it normal?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37493
 17.10.2010
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> We cleaned the garbage somewhere, now only to the neighboring courtyard to move. I go out with my package, I am late. I think "Yes, we", I see an open lookout, I throw rubbish there...
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> A man in a special suit with salad leaves on his ears...
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> I haven’t been running this way for a long time.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37492
 17.10.2010
xxx: I am going to go
XXX is fast.
One hand here, the other there.
c) Mickey

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37491
 17.10.2010
Masha: Yesterday I went out, I stood dressing back to him, and I have these days. He looks, and says, “Now I know that you are an angel,” and he says, “I’m in a misunderstanding, and he says, ‘You have the wings of the poop’s thorns!’”

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