From the discussion on the Habra on the introduction of theology in the universities.
ncix# I wonder who will the department produce, the theological engineers?
Picture: “Diplomated engineer-theologian sanctifying a new energy block”

Now the professors of the MIFI will be able to give absolutely accurate expert assessments about the fall of GLONASS satellites into the ocean.
"The rocket did not get into orbit because it hit the sky." Questions to the relevant department.

The woman wrote: She went and bought a silk dress. The Red. How I was shaved. I was touched by him. I looked for half an hour. Then I went to the sample and realized that the regime of hard savings now will be broken again... It was so beautiful... I will not wear it anyway - I will not decide.

Teotlu: I want a banknote root of minus two rubles.
Dark_Kat: Complex Lunches to Buy?

Press service of the Government on the postponement of weekends in 2013:
“Given that February 23 coincides with the Saturday, which is postponed to February 25, this day is postponed to May 10,” the document said.
Pepper, how is it?

I understood that the carpenter was really very old when I counted how many of my former people I had overnight in it... %)

From "The History of Brands":
Nokia - started as a woodworking plant, grew to rubber products production in the Finnish city of Nokia.
My first Nokia phone served 6 years... So I think now: was it wood or rubber?

Did repair recently, ordered in the neighboring city photo wallpapers, delivery EMS imposed payment. Okay, we were driving for a week - this is usual, but these heroic people were able to fold a half-thick cardboard tube with a roll of vinyl wallpapers inside! I refused, but the impression remains :)

...
A: I think it ruins the environment!
Ecology is a science, it cannot be ruined :)
C: Oh, like yesterday I went out on the balcony at night while smoking - watching astronomy!
B: Did you forgive me? You may get sick :D
D: We’ve already gotten sociology fucking here!!!))

I sit with my grandfather in the kitchen. He puts a phone book on his cell phone.
I have a mobile support...and also – a mobile portal! Thinking for a few minutes. Have you heard? I can make a portal and fly to the damn mother!

Today my accountant downloaded a program from the internet. The instructions say that before launching it is necessary to disable the antivirus..

The teacher dictates the lecture today: "Compliance with the norms of speech etiquette is necessary, STOP!!The condition is..."

Download GIMP for Windows:
This version is only for x32 (32 bit) operating systems, if you don’t know what it means, then most likely it’s exactly what you need.

Dialogue at the end of the journey.
So, group, we don’t stretch... we don’t stretch as much as we can repeat! We go out to those buses on the road, see the white ones?
Why are they two? We came in three?
And whoever sits down first, goes away... Why are you all so nervous?

Feodor
Fuck you won’t believe it.
Severe bilateral scotch
It can remove paint from the wall.
But shit, the poster doesn’t hold!

Indeed, we have the Department of Theology at MIFI. In the myth. Nuclear Research University. and nuclear. of theology. by Fuck.

I sit in a line at the hospital next to the registry. On the door to the registry hangs a paper "Call for Home". The door opens, three cute girls come out in an uplifted mood and leave. "They came out", I thought.

by VIO HABRA

XXX is Hi. Interestingly, what is the probability that the random number generator (randomize, /dev/urandom) will give us a text that is completely identical to the content of all volumes of L.N. Tolstoy’s War and Peace.
Is it 2^ (the number of letters of the novel) or much more?

YYY: Each byte must match the corresponding letter. The probability of one coincidence is 1/255. The probability of coincidence of the entire text is (1/255)^n, where n is the number of characters. This is for ASCII.

zzz: This is the number of characters of the alphabet and punctuation in the degree of the number of letters of the novel. In the process of such selection you will receive a nice bonus multi-volume with the continuation of "War and Peace" and an alternative option, where Andrey Bolkonsky is killed by ninja turtles.

Topic from the video of the first channel on how to cook peelings in watermelon.
I cannot understand why?
- on the note of the gastarbayter-trader of strawberries) not all he saverma eat) let diversify the diet of hot food)
- I think there should be a sequel here - how to make something useful from the remaining empty watermelon, a vase there or a night pot )
Obviously something is missing. Drying and filling with yogurt?
I looked at the whole office. Cancelled lunch.
- I think somebody should try to do this )))))))) we can even all the world skynutzo boldchaku on watermelon, peelmen and validol )))
Probably Apple. The love of experimentation.
- Foolish, the phrase "switching peelmen in oatmeal" for me from now on is an apophysis of meaningless action!

M: My brother was married twice. On the same...
J: He didn’t understand everything from the first time?