on Answers.Mile - two questions of the user, one after the other:

1st How to treat spotting in the intimate area after intercourse?

If I applied for the payment of alimony twice and took it, can I apply a third time?

Ordered in the online store, the office is called "Cosmodrom". I paid, sent them a check...A few days passed. On Monday morning, a call from a hidden number, I raise up, and there with a chilled voice they say: "Hello, it is you from the cosmodrome are bothered...".
The first thought - "Everything floated, taken to space!" :)

We laughed a long time when our employee finally split up, who got upset and entered the office early in the morning. She barely cried, she told such a story.

In the evening, after work, I went to the store and bought products. Before going to bed, in order not to forget the work of the sausage, she wrote on a small sheet with a fatty flomaster: "DURA! Take a cupcake"! And attaching a stick to her hat, she went to sleep. In the morning he goes to the subway to work... the man next door sits, pushes her to the side and says, “Well, stupid, did you forget the sausage?”

Tonight on the radio:
"the work of the new mayor of Moscow service Yandex-probe assessed by 10 points" )))))

xxx: What would you do on Anarchy Day, a holiday when all the laws and rules of morality are abolished?? to
Yyy: I’t go to work and finally slept.

Comments on the monitor on one of the websites:
Dear friends. I bought this monkey yesterday. I thought for a long time, chose, but still decided and did not regret! <skipped>...In general, buy and don’t think. It is something!!! to

And I have a ski 42" instead of a monic :)))

- and I have a ski 32" instead of a monic

I have skis with shoes.

- and I have two 42" instead of skies

You are the skiers :)

Who has anything else?

And I have 42 in cold water.

"My women were from different tree breeds."

The chief engineer comes for a salary and accidentally signs the notice with a red pen. I ask "What are you doing? If you do, turn the signature in blue so that the red paste is not visible!" then he will turn his signature in a circle, that is to say, drawing a flat circle around the blue paste.

The news:
"At the coast of Britain, the coast guard found a whale the size of a hamster"

Then they let go and the whale disappeared.

I agreed with my aunt (70 years old, a bitch, worked as a pathologist all my life, but it is so, by the way), to clean the apartment. She comes for the first time, her wife (35 years old) and son (7 years old) meet her, standing, her eyes shake (seemingly forgotten that she was supposed to come. And it’s like "What are you looking at, children? Call an adult!"

c by Google
YYY: The Army At which weight/height ratio does not call&
xxx: 1 to 1

(Discussions about strange dreams)
I was buried three times in my dream.
Y: X, and not annoyed when the carrier of the tomb was knocked down or the music was too loud.

<Spring> SKcorp.and salutation)
<SVC.> VolchiZa:
<Spring> SKcorp.Did you send a smiley?
<Sky.> VolchiZa: Yes. Smile of the Invisible.

Is there a beautiful salute? Does it make sense to get out of the toilet?

Admin in the Innet-Salon.
Two men are sitting behind neighboring companies.
One calls on a cell phone, the other suddenly calls.
Next follows an indiscriminate dialogue between the two, with simultaneous "alle" and attempts to negotiate the neighbor.
Then at the same time there are phrases like: I will then call again, here what nonsense does not speak!
At the same time, the phones are turned off, hiding, two evil men are sitting next to the buses.

Entrance to the warehouse:
Fou, do you smell of something?? to
A little girl (a little bit)
I was heating my lunch.
The Office Lie...

The waiters work from 11.00 to 01.00, thanks to this it is possible to combine study, work and personal life.
:D

Q: Do you remember asking me to be more polite with people? Did I say I am rude and the personality is periodically disgusting?
I decided to start today. I woke up from the sound of the drill behind the wall, but didn’t start to hit the battery with the guard as usual, just called the neighbor, but he sent me. He was stuck in the elevator with Claudia Semenaea. I listened to two hours of nonsense about the power - so I just spit, and she spit in my face. But when I got out of the house I heard YOUR voice - "Come out creatures, underneathers, butterflies!" when you parked in the yard and here I had doubts about the method.

We have a motion sensor at work in the toilet, and if no one enters for 10-15 minutes, the light turns off and turns on as soon as someone enters.
And here I go to the toilet, the light turns on and here I hear from the cabin: "Finally crazy!..."

from the forum of support of the Navitel navigator program:

A few days ago, the search for the nearest points stopped working, everyone points to the cemetery.
Installation of the latest version also did not correct the error.
In addition to this cemeteries are shown even in areas of the city on children's playgrounds,
And when the scale is reduced to the ground of the country, some crosses, even the map itself, are not visible behind them.