Both mothers visited yesterday. Dinner and discuss the fish prepared by the wife.
Mamma Lena: Oh how delicious! Is it MINI?
Mother of Light: What are you, Len! When was it delicious?
M. LYes, it is probably a toothpaste.
M. sIt doesn’t look like a toothpaste.
M. LMaybe this... like his... Palinus? Oh yeah! The panic? Cunnilingus is here.
M. sKunilingus is something familiar, but it’s not a fish.
M. LYes no, Cunnilingus It tastes!
Wife: (through tears and tears) Paltus

I discussed with my wife how to arrange the furniture in the apartment and she gives out:

Are you afraid that if we have comps in different rooms, we will stop communicating?

fmcgraw: The day promises to be lucky... the first letter that came to the work mail this morning was titled "Big sweet ass!"

Announcement in the local newspaper of Krasnoyarsk:

A good woman will donate an apartment or land.

The nerve cells do not regenerate.
I know. It is time to get them and start to live peacefully.

Miracle in feathers: A mystery in a guide for games with younger schoolchildren: make up a set of letters word. by Benik. But, even if you kill me, I could only make a webbook. It is said that books do not teach bad things.

Talents delight the crowd, geniuses admire God.

Nick Blue

The inch



For a thousand years already in the office in the closet rolls completely useless and

I don’t understand how the inch roulette has leaked there.



Today I found an employee (bohahaataya such a body of a lady) for a disgraceful

of occupation. With an astonishing expression of her face, she measured herself with this roulette.

in different places, periodically shouting joyfully "Can’t be! andquot;



I had to grieve.

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Somali pirates.

Contribution to the fight against arms smuggling.



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I tried to turn on the compass, after installing wood on the view of the notepad... and was shocked.
Linux writes: "It was not possible to enable desktop effects. I am sorry..."
The operating system has never apologized to me. I immediately imagined such a little penguin whose voice is trembling, his eyes crying, and he stands like that and looks at me with sad eyes, and says it. I’m even ashamed somehow that I tried to turn them on...

Plya, I didn’t read the quote in which the guy complained that Zhi Basha can’t normally read the words "north" and "one"?))
I’ve also been surprised by the word "vidna"))
(c) to smoke!

Archie
I am lying in bed and watching her play old craft.

Fiarel
Driving with Grandma

Archie
Sometimes she also makes mines.

Fiarel
Everyone makes mines sometimes.

Fiarel
Starcraft is one on a million.

As I broke off the heels on the heels, so I decided to repair them, glued the super glue, and the heels themselves dressed and put my feet on the floor and sat in the compass digged.
After some time I went to the kitchen to go down and forgot about the tapes completely.. fucking, the glue fell on the floor and they glued, and I jumped off the chair and...
Fuck I thought my legs paralyzed and 5 minutes lying up feared

Arrived a manager, smelled with perfumes and spoiled a fine stove in the admin :(

Puma: I’m tired of him comparing me to a small child!
You probably behave like that?
Sometimes I cuddle, sometimes I cuddle.
Coffee :? Oh, and also pads with diapers you call, you curl in your nose and scratch!
You’re not my friend anymore, I’m so stupid, right?

XXX: I dream about how beautiful I look at the casino today))
YYY: I also imagine. It is important that you enter. You pay no attention. You walk to the roulette and say with a tough voice: - Raise your legs, please! I need to wash it :)))
XXX is O.O.

And the adults say the kind of youth has gone...
I’m like my mom stating that I’ll go to my boyfriend to watch a movie. So she gave me what fucking you would go there, you still have monthly...

I watched the match Russia - Germany...Commentary from Napalm:
"...the actions of Schweinsteiger in our penalty resemble a SUV in a chicken car: noise, gamma, panic..."(c)
How accurate and unquestionable, fuck it :)

You are talking about a chemistry teacher.

We have such a prey that everyone lovingly calls Bob Hope.
So here. She began the lecture with the phrase:

"Save my phone, I give it to everyone."

And note, this is not a circumcised sentence, but a completely finished thought.

by Gerr Koff

The guy first jumped from the parachute and described his feelings:... stood second in a row to the open door I have no time to notice how the guy jumped in front of me, how I already feel the cotton on my shoulder and on the machine I jump out of the plane. I start counting, 343, then the number why I forgot, I remember the word "to turn around" and after it I draw the ring.