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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55036
 17.10.2011
She: In general, in the past, young people considered it an honor to drink champagne from their lady’s shoe.

In their mouth their feet!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55035
 17.10.2011
The peak of fame and success is when in any part of the Light you speak your own language, and it is the problems of others that may not understand you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №55034
 17.10.2011
We opened a shopping and entertainment center with all kinds of accessories.
All services are needed and they are available.
Since the TRC is an object with a mass residence of people, the security service is very numerous and its requirements have priority for all others. All services are provided with radio stations (up to cleaners, sorry - cleaning workers) and the requirements of secrecy must also be observed during radio exchange. For this purpose, rules have been invented to make it difficult for any rival terrorists to work there.
A fragment of the negotiations:
- Water 1, answer 911
Listen to
On the axis 63 situation 05.
The show? What is the roof?
and ah!

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55033
 17.10.2011
From the explanatory: "I was late to work because I went through my husband in the morning and was a little late..."

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55032
 17.10.2011
Dogs are the most genuinely loving creatures on earth. They don’t care who you are, they care what you are. My dog, every time I come out of the kitchen, sincerely swinging his tail, asks me to bed. And so sincerely and lovingly, he goes down from this bed to the table and begins to eat my cake, drinking my tea.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55031
 17.10.2011
Cheshire carried one of his friends here, a logistics company's manager, he rides on the A8. Stop before entering, next to the winding brakes a black bnv tuned to zero. The guy so thoughtfully "there is such a bnv enters, I think behind the wheel of the bandits bandits, and then suddenly it turns out that there is a shit inside". Cheshire asks him "and who is driving?", and he rushes and says "yes, my son, a fool!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55030
 17.10.2011
I work in TP, call:
"Hello to you We have such a question. We bought a bamboo..."
"good to walk around the apartment with BAMBUK and be on the internet"

Oh oh... hopefully they wanted to smoke him?

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55029
 17.10.2011
Who do you hate more: the current babies of your former husbands or the former babies of your current husbands?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55028
 17.10.2011
You have no brains!
Why not? Even dogs have brains!
You have a brain, but you don’t!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55027
 17.10.2011
xxx: I didn't tell you how the master came to me to check out?
YYY: No
yyy: he approached the modem, looked at the lights and called the support... asked what to do. Then he put the phone and with a clever look said to me to I! I reseted the modem, then turned and left, not even having to drive.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55026
 17.10.2011
I love single-bedroom apartments. To joke about the corner of the system, so that the sparks from the eyes, and do not dare to crack out because in the same room a breast baby sleeps

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55025
 17.10.2011
ganja, 14.10.2011 23:38:38:
I climb the stairs, and in front of me a guy cries out to a girl:
Olya is! by Olya!
and again:
and Olya!
No one turns.
He is screaming:
and Tanya! and Tanya!
Zero attention again.
It was near the cafeteria.
He can’t stand says:
It is crazy!
The girls turn off:
What? →? to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №55024
 17.10.2011
Vanya: "Who finishes first - he washes the dishes!" - this is what I understand the motivation...
Alessia: I tried..... the girl gave up first.... with the words:" and in the ass all", a little later we tried and this=)
I haven’t worn my clothes for a long time. 😉

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55023
 17.10.2011
From Twitter:
I think that behind the controller of me is Homer Simpson sitting, breaking crumbs on the key, sleeping at work and occasionally ticking in some buttons.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55022
 17.10.2011
Autumn film premiere from the Russian Military Command!
"A year in shoes" Hurry to!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55021
 17.10.2011
Propheta: The top of optimism is buying condoms for growth.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55020
 17.10.2011
If you drink every day, Friday ceases to be the cult day of the week.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №55019
 17.10.2011
I bought a fish, named Vector.
and Victoria
The vector
Why is?? to
Because it’s a scale :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55018
 17.10.2011
Conversation of a boy [P] with a girl [D]:
My dear, I will buy a penny.
P: Why is it?
To surprise you!
[P](long-dreaming): No, you won't surprise me with a penny, if the M&M's costume... then yes...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55017
 17.10.2011
Do not seek sympathy from the workers of the morgo, the cemetery and the administrative apparatus of the country.

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