Hello Leah, how are you?
“Hi, Pash, Fueh, the wedding was... The head is cracking to horror.
So here is the same thing, we will all go and drink.
Wherever you go, you are married now, your wife will beat you.
She went to her mother in the morning.
– and!!! to
- Yesterday everything was great, but still abundant congratulations made known about ourselves, so that by the end of the wedding we already had a good drink. I woke up the first morning. I lie. Not until the end, I decided to make a joke. I jump up with a loud scream: "Shit, ring??? I am married!! How much did I drink yesterday?! My joke is fun, don’t you think? And she left...

A girl from the neighborhood department enters the office:
Q: Can I take you for a moment?
I could not miss the case:
I: Are you sure we have a few minutes?
D is convinced!
I: Noah, you insult me as a man.
You underestimate me as a woman.

How to get to Orla-Bryansk?
The road is beautiful!! As in the 41st first there passed German tanks, and then in the 44th - Soviet back, so since then there hasn't changed anything.

Comments on the September movie "Grabbers":

The movie should have been filmed in Russia.

YYY: The film was shot not for Russia but for Europe, there alcoholism has long been the standard of life. Our bombs are the norm of sobriety compared to them, and the Germans in Turkey are not people at all, blinking cricket machines.

zzz:comments burn and the movie is no longer needed))

Prepaid for lectures:
I have my opinion. But I absolutely disagree with him.

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[17:04:57] yyy: undu?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[17:05:18] yyyy: is it a wise man?
[17:05:24] yyy: ret?
[17:05:42] yyy: that is what?
[17:05:47] yyy: s?? to

That’s how bold it should be for a girl who slept with three men for two months and went with a fourth, to persuade me that in seven years after my divorce I had even four girls and to call me a cowboy!! to

Mostly dissatisfied people are upset about the fact that there are satisfied people who do not want to grumble.

X: Tell me how it all went. and :)
YYY: In short, Grey in its repertoire.
We gave him an ultimatum. If there is no vodka on DR - we will not come, and let him use his own yogurt deciliters.
And what do you think? He says, OK, vodka will be, we all came to him in the house, and there...
A covered table. salads, all the smoothies, shakes on shampoos to mangal are already carried.
The Yogurt! But not Tom!
YYY: The juice! 10-20 liters of all the juices I know. Orange, apple, pear, pineapple, carrots, strawberries, syrups of all kinds, such as spinach, chocolate, etc. and etc.
A litre bottle of vodka for 10 people.
Today is a cocktail party! Here we paid attention to a large number of measuring glasses. In short, we all night gambling cocktails of various juices, syrups and alcoholic beverages (he also brought out vodka, armaniak and martini when he saw that we would soon kill him :)
But nobody ate, and they joined for six months ahead. So, Serega, the shit, in your repertoire :)

Last year a colleague wrote a report on the exercises carried out. He is a former military and therefore can write such reports (how many forces are involved, where, what, when, how much is done, etc.). Report was written. sent to Moscow. The answer came (happiness suck): "There is no artistic style of exhibition!". What to do...? He creates a clean document and begins to write in a new way: "In the harsh sky the stars quietly extinguish. Over the zone of manoeuvres was thickness, opaque fog..." and so on. In this style.

"I am compared to your former hamster! I need to lose weight!" said to me a girl whose weight is 46 kilograms. Girls are strange creatures.

The fool is cared for, the fool is carefully raised, the fool is fertilized... The fool has become the norm, a little more – and the fool will become an ideal, and the doctor of philosophy will be led around him by enthusiastic chordists. And the newspapers are running chords now. How beautiful you are, fool! Oh, how healthy and healthy you are, fool! Oh, how optimistic you are, fool, and how stupid, smart you are, what a subtle sense of humor you have, and how skillfully you solve crosswords! You, most importantly, just do not worry, fool, everything is so good, everything is so great, and science at your service, fool, and literature, so that you can have fun, fool, and nothing to think about... And all the harmful influencing hooligans and skeptics we and you, fool, will disperse (with you, do not disperse!) is

The Strugacki brothers.

Passport girl (DP): what doesn’t please you?
Y: You wrote to me in my new passport the place of birth of the Republic of Tajikistan, then (in the 73rd) it was called the Tajik SSR. I will all be considered a gastroenterologist, and I have lived there for two months.
DP: Go away from here, we have come and the rights are kicked.

XXX: Maybe we won’t have fun yet?
Make a kefir party.
XXX: Crazy Chess Fights
XXX: ugar dances under the hits of Baskov
XXX: Yes little we can - young and untouched

“Moscow... I eat, I have cut, I have smashed, I have roasted. I had to open the door :) Apologies for a long time. Oh, what undisciplined drivers are" - complains Nikolai Valuev on Twitter.

XXX: I will take a turtle
xxx: I will attach a piece of fur to her armor and I will smooth her

A three-year-old son asks his mother (she is pregnant), when the doll is born, will the stomach become small?
Then he looks at me sadly and says that Daddy’s stomach will not be small. Never ever!

Lübeck* (15:54:17 16/10/2012)
What did you think about again?)
Marat (15:54:45 16/10/2012)
of good life.
Marat (15:54:50 16/10/2012)
What I say
Marat (15:55:13 16/10/2012)
I think I would fuck you.

>> I’m tired of talking about the Post... Respect the work of others.

How can we respect someone else’s work, if the results of this work are either zero or wait for months? Do not like the salary - change the job, or demand a promotion from the boss! Maybe then you will be raised (although not the fact that you will work better from this), or you will be pushed out, and for a higher salary will be hired someone better. The Russian Post is a monopoly. And it’s not the fault of customers that you’re paying too little, and that’s why you work stupidly. You are so poor, they are screaming at you. And how can you not scream if many people are crashing their plans because of your hideous work? We should be sorry for you, but who will be sorry for us?

Rastamaniac (22:55:26 16/10/2012)
When cats are hungry:
O great master, we love you so much! You are the best, the most wonderful! Now we’re going to squeeze you, we’re going to squeeze you, we’re going to make your moustaches, if only you’re happy!

When they are filled:
- Fuck you who's that bigger, and fuck up from our couch >: