Along with the new iPhone 10 will be accompanied instructions on how to assemble a scraper from it.

In the morning in Vladivostok there was a very strong thunderstorm, thunderstorming very loud – so that my dog from fear jumped onto the couch and hid under the blanket. I would have accepted if anything small and spacious had happened, but I have a German shepherd, a seven-year-old shepherd of the family and weighing under a half-piece O_o

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The problem of the decade:
Basically :
2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)
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My son asks me:
"Why does Gufy (the dog) live in a house, with his wife and son, ride a car, walk in clothes and talk, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and doesn't talk? Different breeds of dogs.
What to answer him?

Here is this:
>...If the teacher is very late and someone in the audience grumbles hopefully "And maybe, >he will not come?" - he will come in foot, in about a minute. If all will silence - > there will be no pair. There are no exceptions yet)
It reminded history.

A couple approaches the most unpleasant, mad and unbalanced teaching by the name "Silver". Two groups, a couple in one. Prep is delayed. I don’t remember who got the idea, and more so – why... The “strom” was put out, and the remaining students quickly pushed the middle rows to the walls, and those who didn’t fit into the staff at the back wall. There was only a chair of the teacher right in the middle of an empty space the size of a small sports venue.
The result exceeded all expectations. Silver came, put his suitcase on the chair, opened his mouth and kept silent for a few minutes. We were silent too. After that, he burst into something like "so you can’t work" and moved away toward the dean. We waited for a break, but neither that day nor the next, a break did not happen. As the secretary later told - to the dean of Silver came, but to issue claims more specific than "so you can not work" and "all of them wicked" could not, and went out, in anger knocking the door. That, in turn, did not add him respect in the eyes of the Dean and simplified the life of students who have problems with this teaching.

xxx: foreign code to rule the elephant
and Elephant)
XXX: The Elephant

I have a troll.)

I say, I met a boy, he is an engineer at the TEC, I say that he is engaged in the work of what wood throws))
Ask him, is his chest long?
I’ve grown up a long time ago.)

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It is clear that for the long winter the color of your epidermis has become far from the advertising and even last year. It’s clear that if you want to like me as a man, you’re wearing everything that’s short in your closet. Only one thing is unclear. Do you think I enjoy looking at a girl or woman with blue legs?
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For example, I never burn. This is the feature of the skin - 10 minutes in the sun and goodbye burn. In rare cases, sunbathing leads to sunbathing, but the feature is also manifested here - the skin is slightly pink, this is its maximum. Every face-to-face norovyt ask me "And why are you so pale, like a spirochette". I also have the answer prepared: "Zahar is the fate of the lower class".
So can I not only give up the sweat-cake, but also stretch the head of the socks darker, so as not to offend your eye?

Not being a cook or a gourmet I today, because of Wikipedia and natural curiosity, damaged myself a bunch of general food patterns that were formed in school years. It turns out, what we called a gulash (meat with sublimation) is a befstrogan, and a gulash is a thick soup with meat and vegetables. Gulash and Befstrogan are varieties of ragu, and ragu, not bones with remains of meat, but meat, without bones. I am afraid that in the cafe where we go with men on Fridays, they will stop understanding me.

More than once you had to see quite nice, decent girls, with whom it would be good to get messed up, but you only look at her, such a right and perfect, and you understand that you are not a couple with her, but to overtake yourself and disgusting. That's if you could live with her and still hit for months at home work (I don't care about dust and 15-year-old wallpapers at all), the amount of salary, status, future and other mess, cut into tanks and watch the anime carelessly and without a pain of conscience - but it won't work out.
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Friend, you are not so you need a "regular, cute, virgin", but say honestly, "I am looking for a pygmy disorder."

NK: Do you not think Ebola would not have spread so fast if these volunteer doctors were sitting in Africa with the sick?
Masterstop: The main carriers of Ebola? The frogs? The chimpanzees? Members of the Red Cross %

xxx: no, cotton products are not for me, I’d rather buy Deu
Tag: car loading
No-no-no, you corrected it for nothing)
Which is yours ?

From the comments to the series "Essential":

I liked the series even though Sherlock Holmes looks like Bivisa, Dr. Watson is a woman, Moriarty and Irene Adler are the same face, and Mrs. Hudson is a healthy transvestite man.

The most difficult thing to distinguish is the nudist beach.

At another cat exhibition we sold cats.
People, of course, go very different. There are hardly any casual people at the exhibitions. Only cats, often secret.
The most grateful spectators are adult uncles over forty, who came as if to show cats to children. Like a company with someone. If you offer to chew a cat, they will ask, “Can you?” And it stands like this, the cat glides, outwardly harsh, serious, serious, and the eyes... There is just happiness.
A man and a woman came to us, brother and sister. Young (to 60 both), it is visible that they are good and well-off (the dream of the breeder, who not only grows cats, but babies, as with children). They want to buy a cat, but they can’t. I am interested.
We would have taken them all! For now we can only watch. My mom doesn’t allow me! But she is old, we’ll wait.
I was so sad when they left.

As a child, I sometimes wondered why adults can’t solve the simplest problems. For example, to live peacefully.
Then I grew up and realized that adults do not exist.

Comrade told somehow, he himself from somewhere from the village under Kherson. They had a half-stupid one, not bullish but funny and relatively harmless, shuffled on post. He was not looking for work, but
He lived with his grandmother alone (he was still in dignity). And here comes she tired after work, and he lies down and does not breathe. There is the following dialogue:
She: fuck all day foolish, at least anything would do at home. Soil for example by soap.
“I’m shocking to you, grandmother?”! to
She is: Yes! Pick up your clothes and fuck off from here!! to
He: Tanjuš and where do we have the trunk?

I fell in love with my dentist! What to do?
yyy: teeth pulled out and then inserted and so on until they married
Zzz: Do nothing, he can read thoughts in any way and will understand everything himself

by Olesya:
Pasha, the last few months I have only dreamed, I hope for your intuition. On the fact that you will jump and finally fuck on all the horizontal and vertical surfaces in the elevator. All thoughts are busy thinking about the details, scrolling through possible developments of events. I don’t sleep at night, I think of you.

This was expected?

by Paul:
The last sentence had to be put first!! First of all!! fucking

I would like to ask the “high-morals” who desire to be the first: are you virgins? And the virgin you are guaranteed to marry, and before the first wedding night - no-no?
The cult of virginity is imposed upon us by medieval Christian morality, when abstinence was the only form of protection against disease and protection. It is idiotic now.

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The most interesting thing is that these same, supposedly high-moral men live on the principle.
"Eradicate virginity as sexual illiteracy"

Vacancy "Master in repair of household appliances"
Requirements: own vehicle, own tools

Well, why a man who has a machine and tools to work for the fucking understand who?