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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55016
 17.10.2011
The dream of an idiot is when you dream of your son studying Hogwarts.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55015
 17.10.2011
Hi, come and drink a beer ;)
W: I can’t, I’m going to dance tonight.)
You are like friends... 0_o
You can’t ruin your sex friendship!! and ;)
Annie was a friend too! :)
And Anka? 0 - O
X: Well yes! My wife =

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55014
 17.10.2011
I miss women.
Most importantly, don’t drop your hands. :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55013
 17.10.2011
I, by the way, previously thought that reassembling the core is something related to iron. That is, a man with a beard and in a sweater is sitting and some spherical hernia inside the compass is disassembled and collected, painted there, dust is wiped out, decorated in every way, new details are wrapped...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55012
 17.10.2011
Lessons in Geometry:
What is a Cube?
This is a square in 3D.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55011
 17.10.2011
YYY: Well how? Would you?
XXX is standard. Now I have understood the true purpose of the straps on the rope of some buses.
XXX: so that passengers can hang themselves at the peak hour

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55010
 17.10.2011
After recognizing me and hearing that I don’t have a girlfriend, many girls wonder, say, how, such a good boy — and not looking at anyone? I quietly smile in response. It is quite funny that for some reason nobody comes to mind that it is me so far almost nobody has looked at them.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55009
 16.10.2011
igar0K : Sleep, cat, sweet and sweet,
Pick up in bed,
Close your eyes tightly.
Cats of mine!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55008
 16.10.2011
Mr. Pijamkin: experimentally proved that after the phrase: "Vladimir Svyatoslavovich had about 800 nurses" the lesson of history in the 10th grade is impossible to conduct.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №55007
 16.10.2011
Those of us who do not live to a hundred years will go to the cemetery.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55006
 16.10.2011
About our men.
You know, I need a serious relationship. For a lifetime!
Remove the cowards, I tell you.
Amigdala

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №55005
 16.10.2011
She: Listen to me with a whistle on a cell phone.
It was at the most inappropriate moment, once it was a whole comedy.
She: We are sitting at a lecture in Lobach. I have a phone call on vibration. Here is a sound from my bag. I took the cut. Alexander "Anna, could answer, I would forgive". She: "I don’t think Alexander. It’s just an alarm clock" Alexander "You know, Anna, you’re the first to put an alarm clock on my lectures"

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55004
 16.10.2011
The comrade had a neighbor who caused the rubbish, for the fact that he played music at home, constantly loudly. But he did not open them. He put the projector to the window, and when they came down, he cast gay porn where each other’s garbage is spared. Then he went down and cold welded her door.
There was a long war there.)

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55003
 16.10.2011
Our in the Russian hotel in Egypt, the second day of rest, the conversation of a man with a bartender:
The tomato juice!
Without a vodka?
How about without vodka? O_O

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №55002
 16.10.2011
In the evening we fall asleep with a sweet after an act of love. He begins to crawl, and I have no eye. I look at him, and such a wave of tenderness suddenly blows on me, my heart is so compressed, my eyes are so moist... I am holding my head with my hand, like in the best romantic films, and admire his noble profile – the nose is straight, the sponges are sweet, the mother-in-law is so warm, native, murmur-mur-mur... Unless I start out loudly. Here he whispers, turns to me with a hairy ass, and tasty so swirls in a dream. Pizdecblah ruined not only the moment, but also the air.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55001
 16.10.2011
A man who contemplates on the beach of almost naked young beauties feels like a child whose parents brought to a toy store to see, and bought nothing promised.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55000
 16.10.2011
Passing past the Aitishnikov cabinet, I heard a fragment of the phrase "to a homogeneous hamster mass". Something I do not know about them...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54999
 16.10.2011
XHH: No, he won’t want to meet me, inf 100%.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
He came into No from my iPhone yesterday. And there are the latest queries: "operator switch c++", "nothing more ecce homo epub download", "planarity of graphs" and control "how to weld an egg in a mixture".

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №54998
 16.10.2011
SMS at 3 p.m. from a friend of chemistry
Like many other substances, it has three aggregate states: solid, liquid and gas.
I send this text to a biologist friend, the answer comes "... and live"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54997
 16.10.2011
Smoke and hello! You can't suggest the approximate cost of the comp if the monitor t"15"?? to

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