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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37410
 15.10.2010
XX: the context of the lighting half broken)
Did you play Jedi?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37409
 15.10.2010
Fris (16:36:05 15/10/2010)
I dreamed of a binary code tonight.

Fris (16:36:12 15/10/2010)
16 as usual.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37408
 15.10.2010
XHH: Fuck, you need to engage with disorderly sex with the opposite sex
I think every machine machine girl is crazy.
XHHH: Electric somehow more epic would have to, with chic
WOW: "The battle of blasphemy!!!" said Oleg and launched setup_WOW.exe
HH: Cardinally O_O

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37407
 15.10.2010
[23:02:36] <Pasha> men and girls are among us? and c)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37406
 15.10.2010
The worst client’s defect is the dinosaur cursor!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37405
 15.10.2010
Among British car owners conducted a survey of drivers of which brands of cars they consider the most "bad" on the road in terms of aggressive driving style, speed of driving and hamsky behavior of the driver himself.

The worst drivers
1st The BMW.
2nd The white bus.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37404
 15.10.2010
Website with list of providers. Following the description of the provider
Reactions to:

1st Added by sofiya, 2010-08-05 14:55:12
I have been using the Internet from Monolith for almost a year. Very pleased. I am pleased [...] What other provider can boast like this?

2nd Added by Sasha, 2009-09-11 11:55:50
I have been working with this provider for a year and I am very pleased to always have something new.

From the moderator - representatives of the company to stop posting stupid reviews about yourself. I see everything on IP.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №37403
 15.10.2010
Will we go for a walk today? Go to the cinema with chocolate :)
Sunny, I have a boyfriend.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
(The next day...)
See also: Hi
See also: Hello))
Go for a walk today?
I still have a boyfriend ?
The Blind...
I will write tonight...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37402
 15.10.2010
The next portal "Women’s Health":

If at night the legs often reduce seizures, then you can try to do so. Take a flat round rod with a length of 25 to 30 centimeters and diameter of two and a half centimeters. With this stick from 1 to 2 times a day we apply 100 beats at the base of the fingers on the pillows of the foot. Over time, you will forget about the cramps.

Oh really...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37401
 15.10.2010
wrote a girl after she came to throw the infos on the flash

Q: What black box with the wire was on your table?
Try to guess.
The external disk?
I: How did I guess?
D: so it was WD written, meaning Wneshniy Disk
I: O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37400
 15.10.2010
• AAA
Guys, this is the subject, I have wireless headphones and often when I wear them - I can hear what is happening on other compacts.. who is watching a movie or, for example, for the third day in a row, I hear somebody cracking in Prince of Persia Forgotten Sands.. he is doing it now. Do they all have the same headphones with transmitters or just some nonsense?

by BBB
XDDDDDD
Have fun ?

• CCC
They have already gone after you.

• DDD
"...when I wear them – I can hear what’s happening on other compasses..."
It sounds like a new movie’s advertisement... I still have to add "I used to be an ordinary guy. But now everything has changed..."

• EEE
I hope you don’t hear my porn!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37399
 15.10.2010
X: I have bought a new computer. I'll finally play at STALKER, oh how much I've been waiting for this moment! It is :)
The shooter you need to find is you.
The Fuck...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37398
 15.10.2010
When I dreamed of becoming a veterinarian... but went to a pedagogical... I love animals

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37397
 14.10.2010
HHH: PZDC bin as it wasn't my sleepy pers PZDC I fell!!! to
Do you write with your feet?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37396
 14.10.2010
She: It was difficult for me to find a guy... generally men like a toilet... either fucking or busy... :-)
He: Then all the girls conserve banks...
She: What else is that??? = – O
He: Well one opens... the others use... :-D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37395
 14.10.2010
Previously, in order to save money, he had the habit of washing all the rest of himself in the shower with the foam left after washing his head. Including the intimate parts of the body.
XHH: This continued until I was presented with some nuclear mint shampoo.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37394
 14.10.2010
Give me something to eat
Rome: I want you
I asked to lie.
I see you distinguish.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37393
 14.10.2010
Call from the accounting office:
Vladimir, Excel is not working!
It does not happen.
Okay, I’m probably a fool.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37392
 14.10.2010
He: I have an apartment at 9 will be empty.
She: Oh why?
We buy furniture, we make furniture.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37391
 14.10.2010
Are you always telling the truth? :)
Yyy: If I answer yes, then I’m lying for the first time.
Xxx: 0

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