Argh, it is what you need to be to call a company that sells air conditioners, fans, thermostats, batteries, everything that is associated with the change of temperature, CLIMAX!

On the soap spam came with the text: "Do you want to know the secret of the name of OyaEBUBLya?"

Will you invite your friends to a Halloween party?
You say they are terrible!
He is the same!

There are two payment options: cash and in nature. Option one: you find 2000 r. and list me. Option two: you find a person who agrees to pay 2000 r. for your nature, and you transfer the money to me.

In Munich, at 5 p.m., the first day of the iPhone 4S sales, took the turn near the Apple Store. A friend gets his Android phone, and around the line a person in 300. Another says to him:
Get rid of that shit! If they see it, they will be hanged on an apple tree like heretics!

xxx: "The most important thing is the weather in the house! Everything else is hentai!")))
YYY: ) it’s still laits, here my friend thinks that
yyy: "You didn’t understand me
Remembering the Perron.
Yyy: You stood in Mongolia, and I was in ANGOLA"
XXX: O_O

News on mail.ru
"In Chelyabinsk, a drunk driver shot down a drunk pedestrian"

2 to buyers of alcohol products

My wife baked my liver puddles while I was sleeping.
I: good, I slept - there were no snacks, I woke up - 2 plates of delicious snacks)))
Wife: I, unfortunately, is waiting for the opposite: I fell asleep - there was no sleep, I woke up - no one!! to

xxx > you are a child
xxx > I-Vera Vladimirovna
xxx > 25 years of age
XXX > and of course I will go to the theater in trousers

Because my Son and my Husband are like two drops of water, I was called Xerox.

That what. My classmate has four daughters. Born with variation per year. + the month. Five are very similar. That’s why they are called matriarchs.

My cat has learned how to cross the keyboard! Cigarettes on the side!

xxx: I went out yesterday, a cat is sitting in the box near the entrance. Well, it's normal, we looked at each other, I went on.I go back home, two cats are sitting in the same box at the entrance. I go to the store in a while. There are three cats in the same place.
XX: I seem to have found their spoon point...

Bleak: The funniest thing about the zombie apocalypse is how everyone is going to stock up weapons, supplies and hide somewhere, fighting away from the zombie crowd. Yes, 99% will go in the same crowd.

ihaveabomb: so let’s discuss how to capture more brains and not be killed by a shot in the head. Who to choose as a victim, a child or a woman? How to Avoid Death? In a battle with a clearly faster and smarter opponent? When is it better to attack - at night or in the morning? Which part of the brain is more nutritious - the frontal or temporal part?
I want to be a zombie prepared so that some fool will not take my head off the catana on the first night of the zombie apocalypse.

The absence of breasts, to the full extent, provided me with a calm youth :D

Error: a robot dies when a grenade hits it (it is from hitting, not from an explosion) D - a designer, P - a programmer.
D: The programmers broke everything! Why does it happen?! to
P: This is natural! Because the grenade weighs 100 kg! Why did you do it?
D : Yes! Let the grenade sink in the water!
Q: Why does it not drown with normal mass?
D: Because the water density is large! (The primaryMore than mercury
Q: Why is the density so large?! to
Let the wooden boxes swim!
Q: Why are they not swimming?! to
D: Because they weigh 50 kg!
Q: Why such a mass?! to
D: Otherwise they are badly crumbling!

Guest:People of Sori if not in the topic and this is so )) QUESTION through wireless inet viruses and all the rest less on the computer will go or too??What about the wires (cable)? ) is

Fluctuations: of course less
Not all viruses can fly.

xxxh: I don't understand where the underwater: a 40-litre barrel with water is an acky unbearable weight. And a girl 65+ kg - yes, a puppy...

When cheese is made in the house, mice are made. If there are shrimp in the house, then there are cockroaches. And if the house is borst, then the boys are planted.

<Geqsogen> I’ve always said: The human body is a piece of gamma! I just hit it, blue! He fell from three meters - you can still die! He is beautiful as a skill - but as for life... complete shit!!! This is a bit of an unwashed drink... immediately want to die!!!Is it human?! to

One head is good, two is better, but only these two are better.