Now you are a budget smartphone, what do you see yourself in 5 years?
I want to be an enterprise server.
and oh! and ambitious! You don’t fit us...Next!

I have a son Hachiko.
Maxim: Written by Apelsin
Ivan: You are a beautiful man!
And now dance.

xxx: By the way, to the history of 15552, in our city, the sidewalks were surrounded by fences, leaving only windows for bus stops. So at one stop near my house, where the shops began to park right in this window. Even for hours sometimes. Noah, you have to fuck them. Whoever rides on a big jeep, then through the fence is not smooth.

And only those with yogurt have a chance?
___________________

I will not stand!
These mouthpieces think quoy, and choose "phytoniacs", with yogurt and a mandle figure.
Having brought this award-winning horse into constant use, our genius will start to complain that he wants a normal borsche, and she, the beast, doesn’t cook him at all.
Yogurt is fed. The Maldives :)

In Russia, the war of the TV with the refrigerator began.

For the new year, his wife had a wish, but Santa didn’t tell him.

The doctor says:
In order for your husband to recover faster, he needs to drink more and walk.
The Wife:
I wonder how he was able to get sick at all.! to

Ircmaan: I read in a book that men are given a fair number of flowers, and women are given a false number.
ZazaNapoli: This is all because a man is given a flower only on the grave…

Why doesn’t my mom go to my boyfriend? We have been with him for a year.
YYY: Grandma does not want to become before time
Zzz: He doesn’t want him to put his flower in your vase.

by 19:58
My poor antivirus runs all night. However, while travelling through pornographic sites, he suffered much less than during the search for books for the course.

XXX: What is Dota? I read the description on wiki. And I understood nothing.
Yyy: Well, it’s kind of like football is shorter, only without the ball and with constant removals from the field.
Each team has a goal, but they do not need to score goals, but to break the goal itself. Whoever breaks first wins. For a rough game, remove from the field of the person who has suffered and he sits out of the game for a while.
What a barbarism!
YYY: More players can buy a new form to hit each other stronger, and learn to play better, all kinds of finties mastered right on the field. And each team has a crowd of fans who run from the stands and also try to break other people’s gates. But the fans are pretty shy.
XX: I understand this description. and boring.
YYY: Oh, I’m talking about football.

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I look forward to such a year.

I will not go to Egypt. And in Turkey too.
by M?
No matter how I look at the pictures, the horizon is always blurred. I was in Dallas, and that’s exactly where it was.

What can I give you on your birthday?
Coffee, if you want... a coffee machine, if you can... a car, if you love...

Really broke up.

I am now sitting on a push at work, on the door of the push a smart spinning machine, turned - the red stripes are illuminated, which means "Employed". But no, every mother of you thinks it is her duty to open this cracked door, it will be opened!
The chance that the indicator is broken and the door opens is the same as giving birth to a man!
The colleagues! Are you a programmer or what? To understand the interface of the spinning machine is such an unbearable task?! to
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Three! Three of them have been written. Idiots

XXX: A cat walks around a closed closet, walks. I hear something hurl like the closet door opens. I turn, I want to hit the cat, but the cat doesn’t. The closet is closed. After a minute, the door from the inside is pulled, pulled, and a complaint like this is spread because of it, “Mayau... Mayau... Wow, lock yourself up in the closet, rubbed Houdini... I love you anyway, only you can do so, Kolanyich.

Nikita
I have vaccinated.
from influenza

Alexis
Yes, you are cool, now the remnants of the cut virus float in your body where they are picked up by lymphocytes and dragged for research to find a gun of the right caliber for uninvited guests.

Comments to the news "Nationalists threw the building of the Rada with cocktails of hammer"

Rape, rape and kill! The Freedom!

It is democracy!

Democracy is when homosexuality and zoophilia, and when robbed it is freedom!

The idiots! Corruption cannot be defeated by law. Only by cross and prayer.

Lina: The 12-year-old son is a child of modern media culture like SpongeBob. I do not lose hope to get to watch the right in my opinion "Soviet movies" such as "Love and pigeons", "Girls"...

Why is it so hard for a 12-year-old boy? Why did these melodrams surrender? Show him Timur and his crew, The Untouchable Avengers, Corticum with the Bronze Bird, 17 Moments of Spring – something that will help him love Soviet cinema because it’s really interesting. And so he will perceive these black-and-white films and remarkable artists as punishment for his life.