Or do you want a dozen different lemon flavours to be called the same "limon"?

We want the word "similar" to be called "similar", alternatively you are gifted

Discuss on the forum became "paid" trucks in the supermarket

xxx: I saw a man quietly loaded the truck into the SUV along with the shopping.))) I picked it up and put it in the trunk 😉

YYY: Well it is okay. He paid 10 rubles for it and considered it a purchase.

Today in the hospital such a cute aunt of the daughter took blood from the finger. I asked her how she was doing, she showed her toys.
Vampires also sometimes want simple human communication.

Recently, I saw an advertisement for another station, gladly announcing the presence of the subway near the new building. The station is called Lvovskaya Brama, and it has been 26 years unable to complete, but this is a little bit.

From a work letter.
Options for solving the problem:
1st Do nothing to do.

Alejandro Jeditobe: Frogs, fly on! In honor of the 20th anniversary of the Fallout 1 series today are distributed for free!

pixel: Well woot, I told everyone to wait a little and then I’ll take it for free!!! Who is losing now?

Doom 4 released in 2016 by Bethesda Softworks.
In the fifth Duma, I think, there will be a chance to get married and build houses.

Couples on religious education in the universe do not go for nothing:
Why didn’t you attend a philosophy lecture?
This is what the wise Bodhisattva does.

From the discussion of the article, whether it is worth buying a new iPhone:

XXX: And I like the apple trolls of loyal users.
Apple headphones fit into the Apple iPhone, but do not fit into the Apple MacBook.
Normal human headphones fit into an Apple MacBook, but don’t fit into an Apple iPhone.
Apple iPhones fit into any normal computer except Apple MacBook.
The universality! The Unity! The ecosystem!

The windows were installed again today. Trying to replace the broken stick last time - broken glass package. "We will never leave here," - the brigadier was condemned to breath. He clearly knows a lot about horror films.

How do I tell my cat that we will have a baby soon?
Yyy: In fact, children should be consulted with the cat before conception. The basic rules of decency.
xxx: And if the cat was not present at conception - then the child is considered adopted.

The smaller a man, the greater the insults... The greater a man, the more extensive... the vengeance!

I went fishing in the company of 50 men.
After an evening promenade and a light dinner (in terms of food little, vodka a lot), listened to their stories, which were reduced to 2 topics:
1) At work, everything is bad - everywhere the guard, even the nail cannot bear, not to mention the solarium. It was easier before.
The whole army was robbed, pederast!

They appoint the faithful, and demand as from the wise.

Here somehow wrote about the "Alien figures in natural size", amusing, of course, but... today found my son in the room an empty bowl of drink "Joker". I decided to hold an educational conversation on the topic of not only alcohol, but also that there is chemistry consistent. I read the composition... "aromatizer "Joker", identical to natural". O_0
Can anyone explain what natural jokers smell like?

B: A technological video surveillance system was installed on one of the substations. There the requirement is that each switching device must be visible at any time from at least two cameras from different angles - therefore, the cameras are twisted, with good zoom and resolution. so here, the contractors working there on the reconstruction did not get alive at all - the staff began to have fun chasing them on the loud "ey, there, it is good to suck on the tire separator!"

If we talk about the chief, the very "beautiful" - in large and poor state offices. They perfectly combine the approach of merchants and budgeters. In the end, you have to call the indicators, because it is a shame to sit on the pope exactly for a fixed salary, but to get a fixed salary, because you are not a commercial sector here, you must understand! And yes, half of the employees are different kinds of friends and acquaintances of the rabbit – in the sense of your boss – who for years can’t master the simplest sequence of operations (because they don’t need it, and they won’t drive it out). And you must understand that you cannot go on vacation, they will not be able to do without you.

In the original story of Uspensky
^ ^ ^ ^ ^
The cat and the dog had a complex highly organized brain with self-awareness. By the way, if I am not mistaken (the childhood book is now unfortunately lost in the depths of the book deck), there was a portable sun, a tractor with a simple Scream and a chemical reactor, so it was easy to work on a compot or soup (interesting, and if it was a self-driving?The cow is a mutant, giving cooled milk directly in the exchange. There was nothing about my mother’s strange ability to move in space astonishingly quickly. So there are no insinuations, but cautious hypotheses that have the right to life.