In a week, I will be a boy, second.
I approach my first and ask who he is more willing, brother or sister?
I replied, I just fell out: Anyone, but not a girl!

Boris Moiseev at the gay parade carried the flag - United Russia. What would this be?

I sent the print to the printer. Paper is stuck.
I pulled out the cartridge in anger, I got the paper for 5 minutes, the printer broke a couple of times... finally everything was fixed and he gave me my papers... and then it comes out: “I’ll find it at night – I’ll hit it!”" I have frost on my skin. The car revolt, fucking.
My colleague was joking :)

One morning, Dad took him to the universe, and he went to work... One couple sat off and dropped home with the complete confidence that there was no one... I come - home Daddy. I was in shock, followed by a question to me: "Do you already have the pairs ended?". I answered for a long time not thinking: "And you already have a working day?"... A minute of general silence and choir to each other: "Not just tell your mom...". Now before "unauthorized" returning home, I call home.

Natalia Shubina: I read the menu in a beer restaurant. alcoholic cocktail "sex on the beach", nonalcoholic cocktail "safe sex on the beach"

Kw@gg@: And a glass of juice in their menu – "podr@read on the sand"?

xxx: I don't understand a little... "safe mode" - how is it? Is Windows Normal Dangerous? and what?
Yyy: You know... in 15 years of work I have never come to mind this genius in its simplicity idea)))

From the forum, the topic about songs that make you cry:
HHH: And my hands up" make me cry. No seriously. Here you can joke, say, an adult guy, and I myself understand, but it touches. I feel like a 14-year-old girl. The texts of them are, as I hear, tears from the eyes are dropping... How I think, for what we are, for us, who grew up Pushkin, Lermontov, Essenin, Block, Pasternak, Mayakovsky... For what? And all of it... cries. Hysterical

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Can he send his wife to you?

xxx(22:15:57 28/10/2010)
I watched the Lord of the Rings, the Orcs, the fucking warriors.

whey(22:17:06 28/10/2010)
Are you sober?

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Yes Yes

thx(22:17:21 28/10/2010)
But fucking, you know.

They say that if you want something very, very strongly, the whole universe will help you in it.
and Nihua!
This is always the case, the high philosophical reflection is hopelessly crushed by the simple earthly genitals.

On the website of one TP:
"Maybe I am an angel, or maybe Dymon with the big letter"...
I was closed away from sin. :)

By helping my children learn, I received another higher education, one part-time higher education and three secondary education.

Better than sex! Three billion men cannot be mistaken.

xxx: Yes, I am you, yes, I am you... so that you can watch porn for days where all the intimate places are closed with squares!!! 1

There is a need for erotic films to make an attribute, which is not only 18+, but also for adequate girls, and then look.
Meaning of YY?
I mean we went to her, split up, lay down, suddenly she jumps up, runs to the refrigerator, takes a pack of ice, and let me drive a cubic of ice with such a passionate look as in the movie. And the fact that the street is almost November, and there is no heating in the apartment, no one takes into account.
YYY NOWU
Well, after the 3rd cubic I got up and poured a hot cup.
There was no sex?
xxx is not

Vlad: which bp wires to lock over for verification?)
Alex: Green Black
Vlad: there are black dohuas
Alex: Anyone
Vlad: Will he not kill me?
Alex: I’m upset that the instinct of self-preservation has developed?
I just don’t want to look ridiculous.

This is Sanek! Why did you remove me from my friendlist?
I’ve broken up half the list today.
Sorry, and in connection with what?
BYAKA: Well how GDP taught - in connection with the loss of confidence ;-)

A few days ago, my wife and I discussed childcare moments, she just killed me with one phrase:
“Imagine that your boss came to visit us, and our children... well, let’s say, they’re shooting him in the shoes.”

From the news:
Three local residents were detained in Rostov. It was established that the boys, using the car of the mother of one of them, attacked passers. The attackers constantly changed the number on the car, but did not take into account the fact that the notable red cabriolet Peugeot 307 SS in Rostov is the ONLY EXEMPLAR.

My brother writes:
I'm going to tell you a joke now, we've just been crying for half an hour!
A guy bought his dog an electronic collar, came to us in the department, showed it and took it to his desk, after 5 minutes. comes with the controller, says, say, the instructions did not read, let's figure out, we turn on such, turn, press, there helicopter such - regulates the power of the impact of the current, I twisted it to the maximum and pressed it a couple of times for a long time... I hear a scream in the neighboring department through the wall - there, it turns out, the ITshniki decided to bend, and each other grabbed this necklace! I cry, they say the spectacle was murderous!!!! to
He was so cuddled there, he could not even remove it, almost lost consciousness :)))) Great thing!

- "... suddenly some old spider our "Flu" in the corner of the spider".
An elderly spider shot a grenade.