and dear! I decided we would have to break up!
Have you found someone better?
I did not find better, but cheaper.

In the accounting, we understand which bills have been transmitted to the supplier.
Chief Accountant: 300
Accountant: Yes, 2 to 50 and 2 to 100
Financial Director: another salad and two loaves of bread

xxx: Here you say the epic file, we in the Lower there was one real case: some drunk guy stole the slide in the stall, scattered it to the maximum speed of 5km / h, then failed to cope with the steering and crashed into the brick fence, where he was taken, this is what I understand the epic file :)

A good friend is someone with whom you can talk about almost anything.

I was stunned by the sensuality of the Russian people =-) Going into one organization and visiting their elevator, my attention was attracted by the overload indicator it was a straight 20 centimeters. Inside the LED lamps as they filled, they lighted up and looked upwards. So this indicator was mounted in the wall and some marks were placed on the left of it. When I got out of the elevator, I asked what was this. The secretary kindly invited me to educate. The lift has a load capacity of 200 kg. The mark in the middle means 100 kg and then the division by 10. I asked what the hell they wanted, and the answer led me to tears. "We recently broke the weights in the office, so we adjusted the elevator" =)

The tea was fun today. Only at home I understood why the seller had such square eyes. It turned out to lose weight and I bought it with a baked cake :D

Return the comments.
It will be better.

A false symbol is always better than a symbolic false.
YYY: What is Fallos?
You are serious? ?

XXX is
0o_

XXX is
Extreme degree of surprise in Picasso's painting

I’m the best cooker in the city and I’m only 21 years old.
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How did you sweep the whole city with your borsche?

The real embodiment of smiley O_o I saw only in the game "What, where, when", when Andrei Kozlov looked at the expert who gave the wrong answer they agreed on...

Well yes. Love is when I look at you and I don't even want to fuck"
I don’t want to "take"!!!! to
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In general, we are sitting on a bench, next to the shelter, a person of 5 group members. Here one, the most concerned, says "Dim, do you want to fuck the Light?"", by Dimon it is visible that he is not on our planet, but he still answers "no". Here Svetlana snubbed what they say about her and with the words "ah you snubbed" tries to beat the snubbed (that puts blocks). Half a minute later, apparently, before her brain under her white hair, the meaning of the answer began to come and said "What????" begins to beat the poor Dima))

Always impressed by the originality of the phrase demand,
But "Go fucking in the closet!!From my sweet sleeping girlfriend this morning it was too much...

and zorgtard:
On the day of the fire...
Everyone was lying...
In our audience in the first party, the girl was sitting alone.
He means telling... and she is sitting still listening...
Then he approaches her... touches her hand and says:
"Warm is hot" o_o

Near the house opened a meat store, the owner, the march, with humor.
There is a leaf on the door: bla bla bla mode of work, retirees discount 5%, cats - free. And below in clusters with small handwriting: only homeless, no more than 50 grams of meat slices per day for a cat.

Can you read on your lips?
YYY: I can
Electricity a bit.
yyy: "what do you have for travel?" "I see" "good" "is smoking?" "get headphones"
XXX: O_o
xxx : xd

Happy Birthday to Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!
Comrades, be kind, bring it to the top, he is a busy man, he only reads it=)))

I went down the stairs here from the morning in the entrance, on the first floor of a bunch of leaflets scattered "Vote for........... (name, surname)!", elections soon in Luberc in the city Duma. Comparison with students.

Here the students during the session (I was) assure themselves: if the current would remain for the next year, I will not hit any more pairs and I will give everything in time.

But the deputies during the elections exactly also assure themselves: here is the current would remain for the next term, shit I will be, not a penny anymore from the budget.

This is how our country lives.

ITEN

One of my acquaintances, a tanker, stopped drinking in a very unusual way. One day he ate and fell from the stairs. I thought he had a shock, he was bitten with some pills. As a result, from the resuscitation he got into infectious, as from the pills he was poisoned. I ordered fruits and oranges, as usual. He did not leave the hospital. There was an allergy to oranges. Not knowing what to do, doctors prescribed antibiotics, which eventually hit the liver. Three months in the hospital. Happy end - to the question "Do you want to drink?" the person answers "Let you all go!"

About the militia.
Played like in Dozor, who knows will understand, and ran into the territory of some dispenser, went there quietly. They were told not to make noise or attract attention, they found nothing, they went out. We stand thinking. 4 cars at 4 a.m. near the dispenser, someone with fanaries, everyone has notes, everyone is looking for a puzzle, here a police car is passing by, we are so quietly looking at them, we think all the inquiries will begin, here they are in the matyugalnik "Now what did they find?", we begin to smile, they passed by and turned, again in the matyugalnik "And we are not, we are all looking for". Here we are starting to roast.