In Cologne, Germany, there is a bus stop where the bus never stops.
It stands next to the home of the elderly for the sick of old age.
So we put it in order to facilitate the search for fugitives from this pension.

Welcome to! Question: Do you know how to cook?
- Well, potatoes and pasta-pellets... And what, you got a quarrel with Maska?
Yes is no. Maria, of course, is an unbeatable cook, but, I fear, the hole in the extinguisher she will not squeeze...

Fuck you, learn how to make money.
Work is not figured
There are so many ways to make money.
XHH: for example to say
25 rubles on the subway.
Go and go on foot.)

Evolution is your mother. Take a decisive step forward, get rid of mosquitoes! ><

Hi you are so beautiful...
I even had eggs...
You are so tactical...
Go to Fuck.
Oh sorry, I just got stuck...
WOW: Then I too...
Does that mean peace?
Wow, I didn’t argue. I always respond the same way they treat me.
The first proposal was beautiful...
WOW: I do not think so. What if the girls met like that?
"You are so brave. I’ve even got a p.s. to chew."
Oh yeah yes. There is rude.

What measures the power of light?
Yyy: Jedi per square meter :D

Arthur Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Ivan Efremov, forgive us.

About the "true Scottish": According to the popular custom, the kelt is worn on their naked body - no shorts and other underwear. Those who wear a kelt with underwear are considered to be tourists who dressed the kelt simply to paint at the exit of a souvenir store.

XXX: I went to the shower. Do what you want in my house.
But not through the opera.

The news article:
"Milla Jovovich was barely killed at the shooting of the film", and her colleagues on the film “The Inhabitant of Evil” were seriously injured", and then the text on how the platform with the actors collapsed from the height, but among them, fortunately, there was no Jovovich.
The commentary:
Captain 12.10.2011 at 21:30

All the actors were seriously injured and taken to hospitals. The girl who wasn’t there almost died. Together with her due to absence almost died Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Carla Bruni and Mikhail Galustyan

I was a guitarist from the group. I forgot what it is called. If one letter is changed, it will result in "Ghost".
yyy: "Suddenness" what is it?
XX: Yes, of course it is vanity.

xxx: Hi you are doing it?
Yyy: I sit on the window, smoke and drink cold coffee.
xxx is vanilla? The unhappy love?
YYY: worse
YYY: Fresh painted floor
YYY: So I had to, NEFI was from the door to start.

YYY: I came up with my gums "I love meat"
yyy: and around the sphincter fill a volcano (a type of overkhu)
yyy: and under the eyebrows to cut birthdays of relatives, so that you can always look
XXX: Fuji
YYY: And you can also paint on a member's chest.
XXX: Fuji
Yyy: a single-eyed snake in a turtle
xxxx: You are going to get a good idea.
I call it creativity.

The case in Casablanca.
The beach is glamorous, a small dog runs nearby, as appropriate.
Conversation by phone:
- Dear man, you know, I twisted four times, twisted... and exchanged our puppy for some shit!
and pins the dog.

A lawyer is working. Somehow, a client turned to them with a request to help coordinate with the city administration a rally in support of sex-minorities (in the common people - a gay parade).

Formed all the papers so that you do not touch, gave. We are rejected. With the wording that a similar event is already scheduled in this place on that day.

As it turned out later, there was a rally of the movement "Our".

The most cynical thing I’ve ever seen in my life is huge women jumping under the song “Hey, fat” in a fitness club. Even the dead at funerals look more fun.

Corporate correspondence in Skype:

XXX: Dear colleagues I forgot my phone at home today. Please call +79xxxxxxxxxx

YYY: well
ZZZ: OK
111 is OK.

XX: No need to confirm! This will disrupt the company’s broadcast!

ZZZ: OK
111 is OK.
YYY: well

I'm just rolling up now) comes the chief engineer I'm paying today and accidentally signs a red pen notice)) I'm sorry what you're doing)) I'm telling him well you'll turn the signature blue so you don't see the red paste))) further CONCLUSION)) HE WILL WRITH YOUR SIGNATURE IN THE CIRCLE, drawing around a flat circle of blue paste))) But after all, he conducts the security technique and we have production!))

AlcoNaft43: all officials are distributed smoothly across the country.
boroda_de: The equal layer? Cremation or a meat cutter?

A girl from the accounting office comes in, goes to my desk (I am an admin) with the words: “I have 2 strips.” Under the condition of our close acquaintance, but not so close, I begin to chaotically think how it turned out, and already issue the phrase “I am not guilty!” as she shows me a leaflet printed on a printer on which 2 vertical stripes. What do you say about accounting?