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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37330
 13.10.2010
xxx (01:15:50 13/10/2010)
Let’s get married?
xxx (01:15:58 13/10/2010)
Oh not you.
yyy (01:16:06 13/10/2010)
This is always the case (

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37329
 13.10.2010
We didn’t fuck him. Imagine what an adrenaline, what a game of imagination))))
Ely:Fee, what a shit, what a word to fuck ((= you could say something like, "there was no coitus with him," well or there "we didn't even copulate" ;-Ъ
I can imagine a game of imagination, this is ohhho.
Elis: Intergender contact in an informal environment was limited to passionate touching and hyperbaric bushing))))
Ely:ROFL ROFL ROFL

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37328
 13.10.2010
Admin is burning again. We’re going to a picnic, wanted to buy a barbecue, to fry, squash-mashelks there. It’s just normal that he has it. I tap into the server: "Dim, look at the bear in the net". He said "I will see". Printing something, looking for... "Something to see nothing". I lean to the comp, and there in Yandex is written: "Baran download for free".

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37327
 13.10.2010
XXX: We broke up when I brought her coffee to bed with the words: “Don’t fuck the cup, зай!”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37326
 13.10.2010
One day I go out of the entrance and see three young moms on the playground watching the children on the hill and talking to each other. Something seemed strange in their appearance and even somehow alerted me. Then I understood what. They had no bottles of beer or cigarettes in their hands, they just stood and talked!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37325
 13.10.2010
X: I have gotten back at work with a fashion number.
Y: well and?
by x1024
X: True, the entire accounting department looked at me as strangely as I said it was a jubilee mandate.
X: so the psychic will soon start counting)))
Y: Maybe I’ll make a discovery, but in their eyes you became it when you offered to sign the 666 blood certificate.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37324
 13.10.2010
xxx: friend, do we have a pair in the 1st body or in the 2nd?

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Q: Are you in 4th grade and don’t remember which body?

You don’t know the worst yet.
I won’t tell you or you’ll fool me.
HHH: Say it now!

ууу:I confuse peanut and strawberries) for me they are not distinguishable)) I have not been explained how many times with an obvious example, I still stand on the market with a dumb look and look at this green and try to decide what is out of this, strawberries, and what is the strawberries)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37323
 13.10.2010
A show on a TV channel. Extreme theme entertainment.
The Psychologist:
All extremes are driven by subconscious suicide.
by JUMPER:
I appreciate and love life very much.
The Psychologist:
No is! It seems to you!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37322
 13.10.2010
In Novosibirsk, there are reference machines with a touch keyboard at the railway station. The shock is what the letters, shit, by alphabet!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37321
 13.10.2010
27.05 09:56 More than 4 million rubles were stolen from robbed in Moscow

27.05 18:56 Armed criminals robbed a post office in Moscow

27.05 19:07 The Ukrainian army received funds for the purchase of tanks

27.05 20:15 Ukrainians confess sympathy to Putin and Medvedev

by Lenta.ru

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37320
 13.10.2010
Every intelligent person should always ask himself: Who am I? Why am I so bold? Which area am I from?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37319
 13.10.2010
TAPAKAH*[AW]: It’s hard to get up to the first pair... I wake up, I wash, I brush my teeth, I take a shave, I start chesting and I realize that something is wrong.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37318
 13.10.2010
XXX: the mine was invented by the mermaids
Mines invented by the fishermen who caught the mermaid

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37317
 13.10.2010
Morphine: and we seeded polyethylene with pimples in liquid nitrogen
The vampire : )
ArtfulVampires: Oloshenk
Morphine: then you get him and he begins to crazy, crazy burst.
Morphine: with characteristic sound

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37316
 13.10.2010
Prep on the tape:
The Americans made the satellites, launched them, at the end of the SAC (Active Existence Period) made others to replace them. And faced with such a problem - the old continue to work and do not want to fail, and the new satellites are forced to lie in the warehouse. We have no such problem...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37315
 13.10.2010
Two years ago, a 5-year-old boy was arrested at Seattle airport, whose name coincided with the name of a terrorist on the'minor' list, which was made up in 2004 by the FBI. The airport security service interrupted the family’s luggage in search of weapons and prevented them from approaching the mother’s child. It is difficult to convey in words all the feelings experienced by the parents, and the baby himself during what happened. But fortunately, it all worked out, they understood that a five-year-old child cannot be a terrorist.
Without comments...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37314
 13.10.2010
xxx: today such a call was: "Allo, militia? I live on the street, no one’s home. He went out to smoke on the staircase, and when he went home, the door was locked. I knock there and ring, and from there only laughter and whisper is quiet. Come on soon, oh youtuber. It’s all right, the parents just wavered. The urologists!* and "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37313
 13.10.2010
by mail.ru
Where to download Setup.exe?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37312
 13.10.2010
11 / 10 / 2010
XHH: Yesterday, as an example of a probability equal to zero, the predecessor said that it was like meeting a Terminator in the subway.

I’ll show her a picture next time. :D

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №37311
 13.10.2010
How big are your breasts?
It was the first split ?

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