xxx (01:15:50 13/10/2010)
Let’s get married?
xxx (01:15:58 13/10/2010)
Oh not you.
yyy (01:16:06 13/10/2010)
This is always the case (
We didn’t fuck him. Imagine what an adrenaline, what a game of imagination))))
Ely:Fee, what a shit, what a word to fuck ((= you could say something like, "there was no coitus with him," well or there "we didn't even copulate" ;-Ъ
I can imagine a game of imagination, this is ohhho.
Elis: Intergender contact in an informal environment was limited to passionate touching and hyperbaric bushing))))
Ely:ROFL ROFL ROFL
Admin is burning again. We’re going to a picnic, wanted to buy a barbecue, to fry, squash-mashelks there. It’s just normal that he has it. I tap into the server: "Dim, look at the bear in the net". He said "I will see". Printing something, looking for... "Something to see nothing". I lean to the comp, and there in Yandex is written: "Baran download for free".
XXX: We broke up when I brought her coffee to bed with the words: “Don’t fuck the cup, зай!”
One day I go out of the entrance and see three young moms on the playground watching the children on the hill and talking to each other. Something seemed strange in their appearance and even somehow alerted me. Then I understood what. They had no bottles of beer or cigarettes in their hands, they just stood and talked!
X: I have gotten back at work with a fashion number.
Y: well and?
by x1024
X: True, the entire accounting department looked at me as strangely as I said it was a jubilee mandate.
X: so the psychic will soon start counting)))
Y: Maybe I’ll make a discovery, but in their eyes you became it when you offered to sign the 666 blood certificate.
xxx: friend, do we have a pair in the 1st body or in the 2nd?
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Q: Are you in 4th grade and don’t remember which body?
You don’t know the worst yet.
I won’t tell you or you’ll fool me.
HHH: Say it now!
ууу:I confuse peanut and strawberries) for me they are not distinguishable)) I have not been explained how many times with an obvious example, I still stand on the market with a dumb look and look at this green and try to decide what is out of this, strawberries, and what is the strawberries)))
A show on a TV channel. Extreme theme entertainment.
The Psychologist:
All extremes are driven by subconscious suicide.
by JUMPER:
I appreciate and love life very much.
The Psychologist:
No is! It seems to you!
In Novosibirsk, there are reference machines with a touch keyboard at the railway station. The shock is what the letters, shit, by alphabet!
27.05 09:56 More than 4 million rubles were stolen from robbed in Moscow
27.05 18:56 Armed criminals robbed a post office in Moscow
27.05 19:07 The Ukrainian army received funds for the purchase of tanks
27.05 20:15 Ukrainians confess sympathy to Putin and Medvedev
by Lenta.ru
Every intelligent person should always ask himself: Who am I? Why am I so bold? Which area am I from?
TAPAKAH*[AW]: It’s hard to get up to the first pair... I wake up, I wash, I brush my teeth, I take a shave, I start chesting and I realize that something is wrong.
XXX: the mine was invented by the mermaids
Mines invented by the fishermen who caught the mermaid
Morphine: and we seeded polyethylene with pimples in liquid nitrogen
The vampire : )
ArtfulVampires: Oloshenk
Morphine: then you get him and he begins to crazy, crazy burst.
Morphine: with characteristic sound
Prep on the tape:
The Americans made the satellites, launched them, at the end of the SAC (Active Existence Period) made others to replace them. And faced with such a problem - the old continue to work and do not want to fail, and the new satellites are forced to lie in the warehouse. We have no such problem...
Two years ago, a 5-year-old boy was arrested at Seattle airport, whose name coincided with the name of a terrorist on the'minor' list, which was made up in 2004 by the FBI. The airport security service interrupted the family’s luggage in search of weapons and prevented them from approaching the mother’s child. It is difficult to convey in words all the feelings experienced by the parents, and the baby himself during what happened. But fortunately, it all worked out, they understood that a five-year-old child cannot be a terrorist.
Without comments...
xxx: today such a call was: "Allo, militia? I live on the street, no one’s home. He went out to smoke on the staircase, and when he went home, the door was locked. I knock there and ring, and from there only laughter and whisper is quiet. Come on soon, oh youtuber. It’s all right, the parents just wavered. The urologists!* and "
by mail.ru
Where to download Setup.exe?
11 / 10 / 2010
XHH: Yesterday, as an example of a probability equal to zero, the predecessor said that it was like meeting a Terminator in the subway.
I’ll show her a picture next time. :D
How big are your breasts?
It was the first split ?