The wife stands in the kitchen, the pelmeni throws into the water and releases shimmering and whispering sounds. I sit near, I look at her.
She gives out:
I think if you were thrown into the boil, you would also be hurt and unpleasant.

XX: I consult with various firms about the septic in the country (channeling, engineering communications). I received an email from a solid company:
Are you planning a lot? How many people in the house will fuck?
and all! No smart phrases about filtration, biobacteria, ceramzit, etc. Everything in Russian is simple and understandable. XX: Feels the knowledge of the case and the personal interest of the manager in the client! I trust them to make sorties.

and Yaris:
I’ll miss this couple from three alarms.
I am with two.
Missed by

Vanilla Viking (23:10:07 13/10/2011)
Discuss the moral and ethical norms of the Elphic princesses
Marina (23:10:13 13/10/2011)
fucking
Vanilla Viking (23:11:01 13/10/2011)
You are not an elephant princess.

The sumo is the spirit of struggle in itself. In sumo and in bed, a man struggles with his penis.

That’s what I eat, I understand. Everyone knows that one fighter on the carpet is always called: “This is ours” and the other is “Something fucking”).

We have equal rights in the family.
For my children, we bought my husband a car, my daughter a bed with a wheelchair, and I bought socks and a cushion.

xxx: bought a wife cactus, protects against the harmful effects of x-rays from a laptop. Everything is serious, it helps me too, it raises my mood, I look at the cactus near the notepad and the eyes are delighted.

How much does a laptop with X-rays cost? Probably it was hard to push the screen tube into a thin cover.

The world’s evil draws its knowledge of the universe directly from space and Vogue. No need to ask questions and even more to explain something. Only the nerves tremble.

I called from a mobile taxi. has arrived. I go. Call to my cell:
Allo, and where did I get?
Where did they want?
I call the driver!
The taxi driver?
- Yes
He sits next to me, I can send the phone.
Please transmit it!! to

The incident in the subway just killed me!!! to
At 6-7 o’clock in the evening, I go to a girl at the Vladimirskaya station, the microphone of the machinery screamed. shrimp, shrimp and so on. 5 minutes, and then on the whole car: "You’re for*balla bl*d!!! You will go home!"
The first 10 minutes were all in shock, after which: "Bl*d! Fuck the microphone!"...the mood, the rest of the day was good:))))

xxx: And we put the buttons on the chair of the classroom at school, so she started screaming, all the couples in the magazine put!
YYY: We are better. On the other day, the Dvdtor went to the classroom with the sounds, telling them that Satanists had entered the school. If they were to be invited to a sect, they would not agree.
yyy: And I just wrote on the party yesterday "Ktulhu zhavait all!"

I sit in the dentistry waiting for the turn. There is a trainee girl sitting on the back seat, and when the phone rings, she starts a conversation with "Alle?".

Finally the administrator, who has heard everything, begins to report to her: "What are you answering, like someone in the colloquial? You need to answer: "Hello, Clinic "Siberian", my name is Marina, what can I help?". The trainee understandably sneezes and answers the following calls already "as it should".

Here, Marina looks asleep, and she goes away. The phone rings. The administrator takes the tube and says: "Ally?I" I slipped from the chair.

Teacher of Statistics at the Institute:

When I was young, I was such a fool.! to
I fell in love with a tall, blue-eyed, beautiful brunette!
Now it is all so deadly.

The temptation can be anybody.
I’ve always told you that.
Hm, controversial in my opinion.
Porn is easy.

I drank beer yesterday.
Pete: He's like me - soon Halloween, I need to come up with a topic.
Pete: I came in and thought.
Left_4_Bed
Pete: Could I get my drums blurred?
Left_4_Bed: are you rattled, petun? :D
Left_4_Bed: You are bald like your knee
Not in my head.
Pete: in the box
Left_4_Bed:?????? to
Pete: you can imagine, I come to the universe, I take off my pants, and I’m like a dwarf.
Pete: I am a multi-member captain!
Left_4_Bed: O_O
Left_4_Bed: *facepalm*

from the forum.
I sit, therefore, check the control on biology for class 7, there is a question: What happens if you remove the bark from a tree? Some answers are unrealistic (orthography and puncture are preserved):

There will be a lot of cockroaches there and they will eat it.
When removing the bark, the mortality is disrupted in the place where the bark is drained, it dries out.
When removing the bark, the tree is disrupted, parasites
From it comes the juice of life.
I think the behavior is disrupted.
The juice fled.
In the tree, the process of photosynthesis is disrupted, because photosynthesis occurs only because of the bark.

We work in T.P. A call from the local elevator. They are asked to return the keys that our assembler took, a man stuck in the elevator. We try to call the installor, does not respond... In 5 minutes there is a call, our installor in the elevator...

xxx: If you consider the fact that ordinary soppes are very similar to sperm, is there at least a theoretical chance of getting pregnant if you sopp in the vagina?
YYY: The fact that you ask this question is an undeniable proof that it is possible.

Before you put your hand on the constitution, imagine how many times you’ve been put on it before you!

As our country’s standard of living “continually rises”, fewer and fewer people reach it.

For men, everything is simple.
My son (he was 3 years old) once asked:
Whom do you love?
Mom and Dad.
And who more? (Child psychiatrists are screaming for the prohibition of this
To preserve the psychic of the child
And no more. (I think at that moment I heard the phrase at the end.
tired and irritated “to cry...”
proud of my son. Man is growing.