Once my grandfather (an aviation engineer) came home and asked his grandmother (a surgeon) about the disease that happened to his colleague. He said the following:
D: Listen, here xxx has hemorrhoidal conjunctivitis, is it not dangerous?
After about five minutes of laughter, I answered:
B: I don’t know if it’s dangerous or not, but you just stretched your eyes to your ass.

Agriculture Minister Dan Jorgensen said it was time to ban sex with animals in the country.

Roof: Roof: Roof: Roof:

Origin: It's time to stop this evil, the striker said a month later, and the stewardess was excavated.

From the Tyrant

How to remove flower numbers?

Open the paddle.

And to me, in the slogan "Gazelle-changes everything" I hear "Gazelle-changes everything" and I remember our first car, in which my husband changed almost everything, and she still wildly ripped, did not peel, ate oil and boiled even in the winter)

Nafiga Microsoft bought Minecraft.
YYY: The pastion has already hit everyone. In the second service pack there will be tanks.

Dialogue in the office.
Collega A: No, he doesn’t eat fish. Only what he himself will catch.
Colleague B: Yes, he and the women too.

Anko
I know how to make two types of pizza.

Anko
"square" and "square"

After none with Moldova, many fans are interested in the question: can the Russian football team get to the 2018 World Cup?

XXX: My mom told a story from my childhood, I mean in my childhood I was very hard, up to 11 years old, and when there was a kindergarten there was a quiet horror. There was a morning in the kindergarten, all the children are teaching verses, and I am teaching, I do not tell my mother, the teacher said a surprise for parents. Well, in the morning, it is my turn, I get up with all this coloring, with a huge red band on my head, in clothes imported from abroad from relatives, I open my mouth and I give "Kha khichit vohon khaja, kachaul, ghabez phopaj.
All the words in this verse were with the scratched letter “R”... people laughed, cried... and knocked very loudly at the end.
In the end, it turned out that my teacher hated my mother, and here... played out... And I got rid of the fear of the scene and forever worn out in my memory a lovely poem :)

My beloved neighbor has been drilling for a few years. As it turned out later, the neighbor painted a painting on the wall with a perforator.

Prove that you are not a camel!
yyy: Buttons, legs and tail - here are my papers!

xxx: I am sure that even in the zombie apocalypse, there will be a bunch of idiots who will defend the rights of the "alternative living".

I realized from my life experience that the first sex after coming from the army is a million times more cool than the first sex in life!!! to

Nazgul:...I know why toys in the kidder are easier and easier!
Korotkovat: Tell us this mystery, O Great
Total decrease in ICQ!

A friend complains that she can’t choose a decent refrigerator:
Most refrigerators have failed the main test - they do not get a pot with borsch. A lot of small shelves put a piece of raw material, no more. At the same time, they have a freezer with one giant drawing box, the bodies can be hidden. Well, what a diet: from cheese and bodies. Absolutely unbalanced..."

xxx: what is interesting in the coupe of a train can be done with a non-sexy girl?
zzz: Play with her in dress cards

But in Korolev all the royal - royal water, royal sausage, royal lift service.

In Russian, the teacher told me that he once saw in the store "golotary" bread. Laughed, advised sellers more this "canalization" bread not to order)

<Nastusha> and I will find a guy who has already grabbed his ass under his palm and could provide it to me

[PEER]Dyxa> Nastusha: I have a heater and a palm.

Do you know what a fox sounds like?
yyy: What, really such a difficult question? )))
Lisa is laughing. She is a dog, at all.
zzz: pf the fox. What sound does a giraffe make?
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Despite its well-developed larynx and herd lifestyle, the giraffe is limited to whitening and whitening.