We call the optimist not the one who shouts first, but the one who

Who is the last to scream "p**children"...

http://kvazimodo75.livejournal.com/410712.html



They borrowed! Families who are close to finance, are far from

They call and call with the same question.

- "will there be a default". At the same time, they are poorly aware that it is

Such a.

At first, I long and boringly explained to them that default is just

partial or partial refusal to fulfil the obligations

period and in the prescribed form. He gave examples of

How she borrows from her neighbor a hundred rubles until Monday

But on Sunday, it offers to return them on Tuesday or midday.

Half a day on Tuesday. They know what they do, but po

I have seen further questions – no, they don’t understand.



The case with the deadline moved only when it replaced the underlying asset.

Instead of marriage, marital duties appeared.

Oh my dear, let’s fuck you! No, my dear, my head hurts. Let it

Tomorrow!" is a deadline? It is default. Husband is dead? No is! recourse to

Refinancing of the liquidity deficit of a third-party lender

Temporary closure of liquidity deficit

similar assets (depreciated), written off debt (taken vodka,

Watching football on TV.



Or another option: "Dear, let’s fuck you! No, my dear

I don’t want to, but I’ll enjoy it!". A technical default? Yes is.

Agreement on mutually beneficial restructuring

of debt. Everyone seems pleased...

What is interesting is that everybody understands! and immediately!! The only thing that

unpleasantly surprised, so it is a very easy attitude to problems

The creditor is an attempt to imagine a husband as a victim of

Default does not cause anyone even a shadow of pity!

A mortgage is all the eggs in one basket, and for these eggs you hold.

The Bank.



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Kolotozovich: A child reads the inscription on a box of biscuits bought for the holidays, filled with a sophisticated sling:
Cuckoo... Cuckoo... Cuckoo... Cuckoo!

We have an employee of Yevgeny Bashalakov, so here is his login on EBash:))))

Bad is the American who does not want to fight with Russia.
A bad man is an American who wants to fight with Russia.

As it is still the manufacturers of toilet paper have not guessed on it quotes from basha to print...I present... you are sitting in the sorting, and... the fig quotation, I will cover it...

27019 (saved 2008-10-10 at 17:20)
<ZeRoK> Fuck, what do you think could happen to me today and only to me?

<Huk_Popov> I know you I am afraid to introduce...

<ZeRoK> I fell out of a trolleybus today

Imagine, I am standing near the door and decided to lock up, we approach the stop, I go away, I wait for the door to close again, I hear from behind that it has closed, and the trolley bus has gone, I have decided to lock up again... But who the hell knew that one half of the door has closed, and the other is late...

I saw you standing at the stop today! Guy, you are cool: a troll runs away, half-doors are closed, and from the unclosed half is beautiful so, with the grace of a sprinkled tree, your body falls out.

I have not slept twice.
kernel_panic: be awake!The brain exploded!

26698 (saved 2008-10-09 at 15:20)
I drank with the teachers. They are just like us, ordinary people.

And I and Admin... I knew that they weren’t people!by 11

Louis (17:45:52 8/10/2008)
Let’s go to her for an operation and stretch her face on her ass?

Grim (17:46:04 8/10/2008)
Yet another time?

- Tomorrow is Friday, what do we have in the complex in the trainer, legs?
The Friday...? Go to the liver.

Based on the motives - (Always surprised - in 3 courses of Eastfak teach mathematics?! Especially with such teachings:
There are 5 white and 6 black balls in the basket. They get 3 balls. What is the probability that they are all different?! to
Sit down to decide...

Hey, we have on the theory of probability the pad wet:"In the basket there are 15 balls, 7 with vertical stripes, and 8 with horizontal.....

I went back with a friend from the ocean. Around the soul. The night. A young man votes on the road. I suggest you pick up, girlfriend - danuvonach!
We stop and select the voter. The perfume is resting, in the megapixel room. The body speaks and is silent. By mistake, I went the wrong way. I try to find out from the companion in the back seat where he is. In response, the silence and questioning look of a friend. I climb, quietly and loudly: “Dear, what do you think is better to throw the corpse out?”
The phrase from the rear seat: "I am not a corpse. I am still alive. I have a son. But you can throw me out where you like!" Curtains!

favorite burned: how does the nickname say, when deprived of virginity, defragmentation?)))

Hi-tek: Make a sentence from words whose first letter is "S". Urgently, the housewife ordered this.

Kvak: the shirt, hat and shirt are loud.

Dim-on: The stalls moved, the students expanded.

dim-on: The Scots were shaken, shocked by the sharp prostitutes. Shallows spread in shallows.

Volh87: A shabby six-year-old schoolchild racked shorts to a 60-year-old schizophrenia driver. Step by step, she blackmailed the driver with chopsticks, chocolate, and champagne. The driver struck the shovel, the schoolgirl stumbled. "Shallow, shallow the shirt of the shirt!It was a noise of blackmail. The driver sprinkled the schoolgirl, sprinkled with a shaft, a syringe, stamped cloves. The sixth grade girl shrugged her hair with shampoo. "The prostitute, the chimpanzee, the chinchilla!" "Sham shaky!" - a shocked schoolgirl whispered.

JeloMe: o_O on a large scale! The masterpiece!

Hi-tek: Idiots, a sister in the second class is studying...

The Operator:
Press the star.
The Subscriber:
Is the star such a mock point?

Ppc, I stand in the store, in a line, from not to do listen to the conversation of 2h behind the 9th classmates:

Oh, listen, and I slept with your Mishka.
2nd is yes? With what exactly?

What will grow out of it?

by RaZooM:
Unlimited phone, unlimited internet...When do I have an unlimited refrigerator?( by

The Kolobok:
Glad you have an unlimited toilet.)

Added: 14 Jan 2007 23:06
Leksanders
And another funny case about GAI - in the Kaluga region I fly (as long as it is light to drive more) - suddenly - the seller of striped sticks - I look around the road like there are even rare houses, I try to remember - there was a sign about a settlement - I don't remember - I sit in a haishna "buchanka" - there just let some driver, who signs the protocol. Look at the documents, duty phrases - type well where so hurry - on the radar 141 km.h, I think shit, hit - I try well - I get 500 rubles - the captain's eyes become round and he starts to ball in his pockets - I think he will now get a gun and shoot me (the look is already painfully scared) - after which he gets a bunch of mint money and hears - I have no delivery, you can find 200 rubles - I understand that I am scared now - in a state of shaking I find 2 hundred, I get documents and wishes of a good way, I sit in my car (all took minutes 3-4), I leave and I start to rust. I have never even tried to give a gift. Moscow is another planet.