Good evening, can we get a coffee with you?
I don’t even know, coffee at night.
Well please! I have not had coffee for six months.

Exoth: from a Wikipedia article about Victor Gusev: "Victor also has two older sisters - Victor and Mikhail.

xxx: You are funny... and I thought here - and if the rubber grandmother is not yet 16 years old, then it is also a disgrace of minors :D

yyy:Sorry, of course, but if the rubber baby is 16 years old and she is still "in progress", then for this the plant should worship for the quality of the material produced.

News on the site: "The first smartphones with GLONASS support fully sold out"

The first comment:
Q: What about all three?

xxx: the sysadmines ended the fantasy of how to name servers
The minerals were already, the rivers ended.
YYY: Name by country or city.
YYY: Nearly 200 countries, cities are also decent
XXX is a good idea. Name of Servaq Uganda
XX: What do you have there in Uganda? We need to overload, let’s get everyone out there.
Tagged: genocide
Yyy: hotter than Honduras, Honduras fell again
XXX: Don’t let him go.
Yyy: not that servaq called a Honduras

XXX: I feel you are misleading me

I want to sleep like a dog.
Yy on the floor?

Max, will you find a friend?
WHO TO KILL?
Oh no, it is easier. Will you not give me the number of steams 11 your car on the day 3-4?
Could I still kill someone?

Who would I talk to about the high spirit?
Fries are very similar to cake with hamsters =)

Terran88: Congratulations iOS 5 users, they finally got Android 1.6 functionality

XXX is
I am reading the ISO standard.
XXX is
In the Inner
XXX is
Instead of programming industry, it was programming indus try. Only one gap, and what effect.

Mostcus: Why go to school if I can catch hives at home?

XXX(00:18:56): I will go pop to shower

UUU(00:19:53): It is possible without any details)

XX(00:20:32): Well I didn’t say that I’m going to wash more.

Yesterday I was taking a lesson in the 11th grade, telling the Bolshevik program of action for the preparation of the October Revolution. The whole class is writing hard... And here one girl in full seriousness asks: “Are you teaching us how to make a revolution?”" I thought... And then another student says to her: “Well, the next lesson is chemistry, there the explosives will be taught to do!”" Then I carefully asked: “And you don’t have a lot of it today?”" We still have an interesting school program...

The epic file is when in two months you learn from the neighbors that there is hot water, just in the summer you closed the stand and forgot about it.

Epic file in this case is when it is, but tomorrow it is turned off for a month.

Debate on the deficit in the USSR
There were times... Memory in our row for milk, the grandmother biddon killed the man... he gave it on the head, and all...

We discuss the client:
XXX: His name is good.
XXX: Something Middle Between Whiskey and Baccarat
YYY: Agah Viscardi Kolovich
XXX is ?
XXX: Viscardi by Soldom Kolovich))
YYY: gsgg

10:00 GVladimir Opening 2GIS. There’s advertising "Nuddy? Click here"
I pressed. "Scientology " The PF was delighted!

Who wants to make good money?

Description of

The exhibition in the art gallery requires a person who will sleep in the exhibition hall from 10.00 to 21.00.

Working conditions - 6 days a week (week-to-month)

Double bed, fresh
white underwear, pyjamas, sleeping pills (strictly after consultation with a doctor).

The Requirements:
Husband/wife from 16 to 25 years
Good health is the desire to rest well and at the same time earn money.

We promise that we will not sell our sleeping in a private collection for anything =)

Comments on Comics.
I remembered the fairy tale about students who, while drunk, decided to squeeze the pasta for a snack. Cooked in the tea. The teak was poured, boiled and poured into it a decent portion of flour products. They left the very drunk to watch the process (probably because he could not move), and they went somewhere. Coming after some time, the friends-students who announced opened up this picture: on the floor, breaking up, a tea tree boils, from the tea tree rolls a thick mass that was once pasta, next to the tea tree sits an absolutely untouchable frame, left to follow the pasta, knocks on the tea tree with an empty beer bottle and says:
But don’t cook!