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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71538
 15.10.2012
I was looking for books and articles on Python. Now Yandex in contextual advertising offers to buy a piton, inexpensive, with delivery.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71537
 15.10.2012
You’ve grown up, you’re 18, you’ve grown up and you’ve grown up. Most importantly, you can have sex. I want to give you a gift that you have long dreamed of. Here is he. This is brick.

...

The perfect troll!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71536
 15.10.2012
In ice water, the worst thing is not hypothermia, but seizures, muscle spasms that can kill a swimmer in a few minutes. Alcohol could save you from spasms.
Yyy: The worst thing, namely, the hypothermia. In the presence of a lifeguard, seizures are not critical.
The devil knows it! I had a hatched acquaintance — he was sitting behind a fight, in the dust of which, according to witnesses, he threw a concrete bench. During the investigative experiment, that is, in a sober form, he was unable to raise it.
zzz: my friend drunk walked into a small shelf in the toilet in a women's dormitory, for this I even had to dress up to the belt, but sober didn't work out. Thus e. Alcohol increases the flexibility or desire to climb to girls. Or rather all together.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №71535
 15.10.2012
XHHH: I quit smoking. I decided that this package was the last. On one cigarette he wrote "Chicken! Go fuck it!"I suppose I’ll smoke her last. I go, smoke, the guy asked for a cigarette, accidentally got the TU. He took a cigarette and read...
We’re going to go to the cottage together.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71534
 15.10.2012
Working on creating websites, I realized two things: a good webmaster has four browsers open, and a good but bad one has three.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71533
 15.10.2012
Fundamentals of design. The group says:
He sat with his head, tried to make a roof, and eventually made a staircase for him.
yyy: it is purely programmatic: they made a roof - there was a staircase xD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71532
 15.10.2012
Did you first work in a lease and then become an analyst?
The truth. I was called to factoring, but it didn’t work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №71531
 15.10.2012
"This is how email works in "normal" countries"

Post of Finland. It does not accept municipal payments. It does not subscribe to newspapers and magazines. Do not sell sunflower oil and pasta, bleat!!! He does not do anything other than deliver letters and packages. Each package goes a day, a maximum of two. Emergency correspondence is delivered to any inhabited point by 9 o'clock in the morning following the day of departure. Nothing is ever lost or broken, and if God does not give it, there is a huge compensation. There are no rows.

Why can’t we too?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №71530
 15.10.2012
Looking at the movie with my wife, I ask:
and stop.
You are where?
- Yes, I run to the sorting, - and I hide my pockets, I look for the phone. He is accustomed to sitting on a pot.
She looked at the evolution:
Fisting in front, fisting behind. Go to!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71529
 14.10.2012
V_Alex by Ugu. The freedom of one ends where the freedom of the other begins. The chip is in the ability to unnoticably move this boundary.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71528
 14.10.2012
Tatiana C........: And the history of religion to study is necessary for the general development.
The Reader: WOW! Astronomy for general development is not necessary, as if it should be replaced!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71527
 14.10.2012
The husband:
Our son is the child of a shredinger: when he is silent, he is either asleep or not; but if you look into the room, you will wake him up in any way.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71526
 14.10.2012
Ohhh, never ever! Never in my life!! I'm not going to eat chicken shake at McDake because of this idiotic advertisement! Let it be their failure! I’m not going to eat at McDonald’s.
You are your own deceit!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71525
 14.10.2012
xxx is a puppy. All of! I am tired!! to
yyy: Go to a leash or tie lesson.
YYY: And I am with my suggestions until the fuck)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71524
 14.10.2012
Q: I will sell tickets for the concert of Lara Fabian, which will take place on 27-28 October in Kiev. It was bought as a gift, but the circumstances were so that a man could not go.

W: Who is Lara Fabian, that she tickets 600 UAH for 22 RYAD! Sho for nonsense! Lady Gaga or something like that?

Y: This is the type of our stase of Mikhailov, only mostly in French and without pizzun.

Q: If you compare Fabian with Gaga and were able to distinguish her from Mikhailov only by gender, then I give you a ticket for 1000 UAH. would not sell.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71523
 14.10.2012
I want sex
Vlada Sokolova: I have to go
Vlada Sokolova: find someone to fight with
Vlada Sokolova: what is the problem
The chicken: Yes. I am terrible
Vlada Sokolova: Well yes.
Vlada Sokolova: I always forget

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71522
 14.10.2012
I work as a game designer. The second month we release a project, a work-sleep-energy lifestyle, once again with colleagues we ventilate the brains with nicotine, I complain:
In the morning, the nightmare tried to dream, classic, with mysticism and monsters. Apparently the address was wrong.
A colleague(1), working on an already launched project: Rjal?)))
I: For what reason? I am a gimmick. He balanced, corrected the gameplay and passed.
Colleague (1) RJET, positively to him...
A colleague(2), with a missing view: The concept recorded?

That’s when I realized who we have the real gaming designer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71521
 14.10.2012
XXX: This is a disgrace
I will complain to the higher authorities.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71520
 14.10.2012
Yesterday I drank and had to drive my wife.
Sitting in his car on the passenger seat experienced a cognitive dissonance terrible.
I was sitting in a chair, and my ghostly hands and legs were trying to drive the car.
WOW: is it how? What Are Phantom Hands and Feet?
If you ever controlled a combat robot with a neural helmet, you would understand how it was.
Did you manage?
Oh yeah m...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №71519
 14.10.2012
Have you tried Apple apples?

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