Domophone ringed at two o’clock at night and said with a lively young voice:
Delivery of sushi.
“Thank you, I don’t eat,” I answered darkly.
It’s not you, it’s 62.
Go there and call.
The homeopath does not work.
- Then eat yourself, - I allowed and turned off.

I got married.Woman is a brick and smart, built a house, excellent job, a high salary, bought a new business class foreign brand.All in chocolate.Start to appear girls from the past single life, who sewed me off before, when it was nothing.

by De.PFacebook stubbornly did not want to register me, Ivan Sidorov. But with pleasure registered Avtandil Armageddonov.
by De.PWhy is this discrimination of Ivanov Sidorov?

Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny I can only write to you here, I hope you see! I love you, Oleg of Che.

Recommendations for Cheap Plans:
xxx: Heats up, holds the charge poorly, bought 2 identical children, one died.

I don’t think even in England they don’t drink as much tea as the Russian students drink in the community.

The questionnaire:
Smoking: Only when I drink
Alcohol only on holidays
Drugs: add a festive mood))

One acquaintance, always silent, depressed and thoughtful, asks: "And in honor of what grandmother the confectionery factory was named?"?"

Pippa Surinamskaya:...My friend works in a children’s clinic. She said that one doctor recently received a serious complaint from the mother of the child: instead of adequate treatment, the doctor insisted on advising her mother to communion and confess.

SMS from my brother (a devil fan):

I finally bought myself a gift disc of the devil 3 in a box, etc. A thousand rubles. Do you know what lies there? 2 kilobytes file with a link to download the game BLEAT! >_<

Go to the cat exhibition tomorrow.
Why Why?
What does it mean why? There will be coaching! Who are you!! by Fuck! You don’t like coconut?!! to
I’m afraid I won’t leave there alone...

Ilya
Hi, this is Vichy. Do you know where the smoke is?

Egor
This is Artem. I have no idea, to be honest...

We have a double apartment. He went down the stairs from the bedroom, slid down, counted all the steps with the fifth point. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zelo fervent supporters of the immutability of the Russian language often hope that the Russian language is rich in verbs and without foreign words. It is a pity, they forget, that it is the ability of licking out of all the opposite-transparent languages a valuable vocabulary and then licking it in its own way, drawing out a variety of stylistic profits, in fact, and has rewarded our language with such a wealth of lexicon, which these purists, in fact, and grasp so furiously, sending out evil donnervetters about, paradoxically, the continuation of that process, the fruits of which are for them the subject of the lush of patriotism.

(Man and Wife)
M: You’re that, don’t bite too much tomorrow. I will arrive at midnight.
and oh! The role games! I am a peach.
The main thing is not to turn into a pumpkin by midnight.

XXX: What did you say?
Thank you for being alive!and c)

Tatiana C........: My son in the kindergarten had a new teacher who taught the Bible to the children. There are, of course, Muslims and atheists in the group, where are they not? This puts a lot of pressure on the children’s psyche. So my son became afraid of God more than my grandmother. Such a convenient method of education was chosen by the teacher.
Igor Ivanov: So it is known: reading the Bible leads to atheism... You can try with the same success to instill love for the army by reading the army statutes.

Georgian and Japanese

A delegation from Japan arrived in a Georgian village.
The chairman of the collage of the host party was a very representative man – weighing 150 kg and 2 meters in height, well, and, as it is appropriate, grown from head to foot – neither to give nor to take a giant from the fairy tale of the Japanese samurai.
On the evening of the separation, the Georgian side, as appropriate, pulled out a barrel of wine and a pig. The chairman was sitting at the head of the table, instead of a glass he used a two-litre fruit vase and the pig ate (A very important point!!) In the following way, he poured salt and broke a large piece of meat (as in old times on big parties).
At one moment, a little Japanese, sitting nearby, poured wine on his pants, and the chairman, not thinking long, poured salt, so that the spot was easy to wash off.
There was no limit to the Japanese horror!! to

In 1991, I was at the wedding of a friend. It was held at the Slavic Bazar restaurant. One of the drinks was vodka and champagne. The people fought quickly. I remember having a long debate on political topics with the grandmother of the bride. She, as is the case for the older generation of those years, defended the Communists, and I, as is the case for the younger generation of those years, actively defended them and defended the “Democrats”. Then I remembered that it was like a struggle we had, though sharp, but as such decent.

The next day, when the wedding video was shown, it turned out that I, in a dress with a tie, with a completely messy look, stood above the table, in front of the poor woman who was stuck in the grandmother’s chair, and wrapped up with the tongue, but very loudly promise her to hang someone on the lanterns, and that “we’ll still deal with these fools.” The grandmother’s eyes are frightened, as at night in the street when the hooligans are attacked.



Also on the video were footage of how I handed meals in Kiev. I tried to recall how this happened, and there was some fuzzy memory that they were giving some cakes, and I was still surprised that something was rolling out of the cake on the side...



When I watched this video on the second day in the circle of guests and that grandmother, it was really embarrassing. It is good that the plans described above were, so to speak, not the main plot in that video...

The post of Russia.

I live in China. On Friday, he sent himself 30+ kg of catalogues from the exhibition from Shanghai to Guangzhou. Specifically asked to send the simplest post of China. Not in a hurry and would like to be cheaper. They said that the package will arrive in 5 days. Today Sunday (2nd day), at 8 a.m., I was awakened by a call from the courier of the postal service. At 9 o’clock in the morning, I had a box of catalogues at home.

This is how email works in "normal" countries.