Maybe it’s time to get a dog.
What is it?
Do you remember my mouse recently?
and?
- I had nothing to do to feed her, and yesterday she even had a tail to whip almost done!)
You don’t need a dog, you need a grandmother.( by

edd (15:19:42 11/10/2010)
If you had more brains to add...there would be no higher prices.

Perfect (15:20:04 11/10/2010)
Oh, why do I shake my head with all the nonsense?

Fuck the seller!! to
I buy cigarettes. She smiles so sweetly and says, "You are a girl, let you have infertility," and stretches the package.
YAHOOU

Q: Do you know that I have been working for the second month?? to
P: Tell me, I don’t know
D: Well, the decoration took me, a male fully collective, a business center in Sofia, to work carried on the cane and back, I work from 9-17, and already broken hearts.......))))))))) I am such a ugly girl.
Q: What is your job? "Supply of the company"? And what about "Defamation"?
D: Well I haven’t understood it yet!!!!! to
Someone, I sit in the counter, I go to the toilet, I go fishing, swallow, rub constantly.
Probably the manager! ? ?

Hitler is
Automobile Club
Answer #243: Today at 13:43:48
How do I know how much the generator in my car costs?

Stalin
Automobile Club
Answer #244: Today at 13:45:27
You drop the right front wheel, on the support of the engraving!

Hitler is
Automobile Club
Answer #245: Today at 15:27:36
No to!!!! to
Edited today at 15:28:15
PS Tsuk cha at the forty-fifth did not rejoice?! to

I go to the bank and pay the loan. You can add WebMania. Commission, says the cashier 0, and in the cheque - the commission fee 0. The money comes with the commission. O_0

It appears
The receipt you received from the bank is a bank document and only the bank’s commission for this transaction is indicated on it. It really is zero. But the bank does not work for free, like everyone else, and receives its reward from our company. From your payment a commission is withheld by our company. You can find our prices on our website."

> Learn to be honest )))

y (16:49:44 11/10/2010)
Fuck, I am a loser!! I don’t even know what they want from me, but the compiler compiles(((((((((((())

MrN (16:51:52 11/10/2010)
Yes is. and calm. Breathe calmly and calmly. Think of the little pink elephants cheering on an endless green lawn.

y (16:53:51 11/10/2010)
They are all dead...

The Sun (00:29:36 12/10/2010)
I found a site for erotic stories.

The Sun (00:29:39 12/10/2010)
How I found

The Sun (00:29:50 12/10/2010)
Tagged with "Erotic Stories"

All religions try to answer two questions: Why do we live? Why so fucking?

It was told today at the service. He worked at Jake. Cleaning of sewage in the apartment.
The last floor toilet. Water is standing.
are inspected. There is no audit!
They squeeze the wire into the toilet and gradually deepen it with rotating movements.
It’s fucking, but it’s all gone.
pulled back. At the end of his socks!! to
Eptha, someone washed the socks in the toilet, here’s a jerk. But the water does not go away! swallow again. But there is a bell at the door.
At the threshold stands a raw man in a coat and asks, “You have my socks... “Stolen?”
!! by! to
The man in the neighboring apartment is washing under the shower. There is something in the tubes!
Suddenly the toilet cover rises, from there some shit appears in the room.
Oven, hair, etc. begins to rotate, clings to the dryer socks hanging on the towel and disappears back.
Five minutes ago I had tears.

If the voters were to vote on which of the deputies to sit, the voter attendance would be close to 100%.

You realize the futility of being, when working is lazy, resting is tired, and not getting to sleep.

A conversation in the dining room of an economist at all not central university:

Good morning, a glass of fresh apple juice.
It’s called Fresh!! to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Crazy, Sergey Zverev would have cried with glut with mint if he had heard such a shit!

ggg: In accordance with the work plan in OPI CAGI, a plate with a rectangular hole was made
This is a fucking breakthrough!
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
This is what I call the visible results of work.

XXX is fucking
xxx: I read the correspondence with you and look for "A further"

Well what? Who was in the same car in the subway?

Yesterday, I was in an accident...
How about your Honda Accord?
XXX: Are you laughing? I have a Honda Accordion.

By the way, few people know how clever Yuri Mikhailovich is. I was recently told that he said about those who are delighted with his resignation: “Since my removal was sought primarily by gay people, then everyone who is especially delighted with it – you know who!”

mzadornov

XXX: Going to McDonald's
XXX – Crazy
YYY: * rofl *
YYY: Have the pimples been released?

90% of ladies are conquered by the hollow-eyed method. Here everything is very simple. She put her eyes on you and you on her. The main thing is not to confuse...