Remember the theme of the song "strangers in the night", and now on this theme sing Allegrovo "younger lieutenant, a difficult case, do not torment me with the importance of yours, soon you will understand that youth is more important than the pursuit."
Live with this now!

You can destroy the corpse in a week, enough ordinary acoustic soda, you can chlorine or other chemicals.

Acoustic soda is strong!

Attracted, went on the links, from the discussion on the Hebra pulled out this charm: "It is not necessary to say in one class that it is not possible to do this, and in the next to tell what you can, but with conditions.
It is not necessary to immerse the child immediately in the whole field of mathematics, but the current teaching reminds us of the following, if it were about geography:
Class 1 - the earth is flat and there is only one our country, the sun revolves around the earth.
Class 2 - the earth is flat, but there are other countries on the same continent, the sun revolves around the earth
Class 3 - the earth is flat, there are other continents and countries, the sun revolves around the earth.
Class 4 - the earth is curved, there are other continents, countries and peoples, the sun revolves around the earth.
5th grade - the earth is round, and what to spin around will tell you on the lesson of astronomy from 6th grade.

Intercepted at the airport of Kurumotoch at the time. Conversation of a 13-year-old girl (D) and her parents (R). It is night, soon flight.
D: I’ll sit at the illuminator and photograph the earth.
R: At night, it is dark, nothing will be seen.
D: And I’ll turn on the flash.

I remove the apartment. My height is 163cm. Average female growth.
The height of the door of an open kitchen cabinet is not enough for me to see it, but it is enough for me to climb around it with my forehead.

This is:

And why in Russia Chupa chups are pronounced as "Chupa chops" and not "Chupa chops"?

Because it is right "Chupa chops", it comes from the Spanish verb Chupar - suck. It was invented in Spain. Wikipedia to help you ;)

Commentary on another idiotic bill:

From what has been read: Before any news from the State Duma should be put the expression "Contracting common sense.." and so on.
Contrary to common sense, the State Duma in the first reading passed the law....... and so on.

As a rule, their country is buried by those who speak most loudly about patriotism.

Yesterday I agreed with my friends that I would visit them. I arrived a little earlier than scheduled. I knock at the door.
There is a child’s voice:
Who is there?
This is Victor. Open it up, Andrew.
They, by the way, have a son who is 6 years old.
I went into the apartment, started dressing up and asked:
Where are Mom and Dad?
A. They went to the store. They said they will soon be.
While dressing, he brought my shoulders, took the jacket, said he would hang it himself.
I went into the room, sat on the couch, turned on the TV.
Andrew comes in and asks:
Would you have tea?
No thank you.
I thought a little.
And the coffee?
“No, Andrew, I already drank this coffee at work.
Another second stupor.
From work, right? Maybe a cognac?
This is childhood hospitality.

Forget everything you were taught in school. You won’t need it here.
I did not study at the institute.
- Then you do not fit us: we need specialists only with higher education.

X: What is interesting to say?
YYY: well x** knows
XXX: Give him the phone

She: Write something silly. I want to read :3
He is: fuck, fuck
Bravo, that’s exactly what I wanted :D

This is:

You are at home.
-Aga
Lostly
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)
O_O

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The guy!! Whoever you are, thank you. You made my week!! to

He painted Hamlet, Ophelia and the Father’s Shadow. They said it was very dark, we need something brighter for the children. “Let Carlson be in the shadow of Hamlet’s father,” they write to me.
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Carlson in a ghost costume could well replace Hamlet's Father's Shadow.

here here :

Discussion of fees in the parental committee and at the graduation.
Parents from the parallel class decided to collect at the graduation of 35 thousand - for them, this is a budget. Our class was invited to join. The parents were not all at the general meeting and decided to gather only their class and come up with something more budget.
and 35 000. A visit to the Red Square.
My son wants (and most boys) to a cottage with a swimming pool. Girls want - a limousine and a budget cafe with competitions and dances :in_love:.
I want EVA to surrender.

They walk widely. Why the Cottage, Cafe, Red Square? With that money they can organize their graduation in Europe.

Discussing the motorcycle
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Rianon: I love modular, comfortable, safe, and you can eat without taking off
TermoSINteZ: On the go, at a speed over 200) Opened so, ate the butter.
Rianon: It’s you who didn’t try to drink vodka by jumping out of a parachute plane!
TonX: I think I know what to do next weekend

I add :

If there’s a girl you like, invite her on a date, the worst thing that will happen is the answer is no.

Only if on the question: “Let’s go to the cinema on Friday?” you get the answer: “No,” be sure to ask: “A on Saturday?” and if not again, then “When can you?” for the final clarity of the picture. Suddenly she only goes to her grandmother for her birthday on Friday and will only come back on Sunday.
And then on the methodical test kiss... there is more or less true

I was given a pill to improve my memory.
I bought them.
I forgot on the drawer.
And then for two weeks I forgot to go back to the pharmacy and pick it up.

I really need these pills.

by Marinalevy

This country cannot be defeated!!! to
Changed the entrance door to the apartment - broke the home phone and the door bell. The JEK said that the masters will come on Friday before lunch. I waited for three days, no one. The call in the JEK killed!!!! One did not call the cell phone, the other called the phone!!!! to

My husband is sitting and crawling something. I ask what do you do?
at night in silent pencil.
I see, my daughter really brushes the pencil.