Our parents hung curtains of bamboo sticks in their room! I liked these curtains so much, and the true purpose I did not know them then As it turned out later, I liked to get up in the middle of the night and with the request of "Maaaam, I want to go to the toilet" to get into the parent's bed. and tk. I could not hang the bell on my neck, curtains were hanged in the doorway.)

The ancient Jewish wisdom that the author of the Talmud told me personally – “If Delphi and Pascal don’t go to Ubuntu, they go nahui.”

Ivanov: I advise on the first Russian 3D film Dark World after the first five minutes of the film to remove the glasses, so that they do not interfere with enjoying the film.
Only in the last 5 minutes of the movie will have to wear the glasses again, 3D will start again.

YYY: Interesting fact about October 2010. This month is unusual, with 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This month is considered monetary. Share this note to 8 good people and in 4 days you will get a lot of money. This is the teaching of Feng Shui.

XXX: Comment to your fan: 5 Friday, Saturday and Sunday in October meet every 7 years. Enough for that. October 1 falls on a Friday. Learn matchmaking and make money by labor, not by spam))))

xxx: By the way, listen, I bought MDMS here, here the code is somewhat and you need either red or yellow.
YYY: So what? Vote for the red. Although he is a goop, but yellow is generally a cloth and applause. Or do you think differently?
You know, I think this green deer should stop fucking them both brains! You noticed, by the way, this is how it appeared - in general, all the other colors from the package were removed. Only yellow and red remained, because no one else could be with this shirt. Let him find a wealthy purple man from Skitles and take a sling to him out of the pack! Because of these creatures...
YYYY: Guy...Emmm...It’s just a candy advertisement.

Admin: The new interface is so upset that I am now using it alone.
xxx: Yes, the latest changes are puzzled, admin respect
by admin: Ohhhhhhhh? A week of mat!

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Yesterday the child approaches me: a finish in my mouth, a finish in my hand and asks me: "Mom, you’re che, you’ve learned how to cook?" I’m still binge))

XXX: A metrobub is a single quantum object that can exist in a macro-world.
XXX: This is proved by its possession of the classical quantum discrete movement: it is at the same time both on its "trajectory" and on all the movements by which it can be bypassed to the left or right.

News from Yandex:
Medvedev may nominate new mayor of Moscow on Monday
Dmitry Medvedev will meet today with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Q: Have you added it?
WOW: No... =
HGH: Why is it?
His anti-spam bot claims that Earth is not our planet!

the dialogue on the homeophone >_<

Hi, this is the house, open the door.
No WOW
Oh shit...

Laughing (15:24:31 11/10/2010)
Our cat opened a cage with mice, ate them, drowned with a bone and died.
I no longer have any pets.

Olga (15:29:07 11/10/2010)
In your case, I will clarify. Is it a joke?

Oh you, my little" - with these words I got my salary today.

Did you hear that Arnie Schwarzenegger came to Moscow this weekend?
Interview with the Mayor of Moscow

Better to do it with a woman you love than to watch them do it with your favorite football team.

Talk about which camera to buy:

What are you going to film? Naked boys or boys?
I would like to have naked babies, but the journey will have to be a bucket.

1 the class. In school, Haishniki came to his son in the class, understood the rules, explained and so on. At the end, the children were offered to draw road signs that do not exist, but if they (gay) like they can take on the arms. My drawn, in the red circle "Please GAI". Prepod fully agreed and signed! proud of my son.
Further, the priest told me that my son asked him:
"What can the haishnuts themselves not invent?". They were even more proud. Balbes just named his last name. Walked for a week. And suddenly :(

vsesmispb> And take Valentina Ivanovna, plyizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
davay_pokurim> In two weeks with the cash check had to come, now it is too late

We parked a couple of months ago with my wife near the supermarket, and next to us a young girl on the new Gelenvagen. His wife under his nose:
Here is the pump.
The girl heard, in response, flegmatically like this:
If I pumped. So fucking, so fucking.
But this is not the end of the story. Today it turned out that this girl is the architect of software systems in the office where we ordered one software... 0_0

The guy:
Listen, you know what we and Andreas want to do, we want to buy children's machines like bullets, glasses and run to shoot.
The girl:
You are idiots, you behave like children.
But I am with you)