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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54836
 13.10.2011
Comments to the news "On the shootings "The Inhabitants of Evil" suffered 16 zombies":
xxx: "People with injuries to legs and back" long slipped to the hospital wickedly
Yyy: Funny to watch the reaction of the medical staff on the victims
Zzz: Medical staff shot as they could

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54835
 13.10.2011
Congratulations on TV.

Congratulations to Katy Perry.
The arrival of Dad.

and Dad.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №54834
 13.10.2011
A letter with a prefix :)
I am Vadim Borisovich. I am in an impasse. I checked the lab. I noticed the mistakes and started counting. I found that Ve is less than Vs- because the maximum negative maneuver overload is -0.96. Consequently, the root is also less than one unit and by the formula reduces the speed. That is, the aircraft is not calculated for flights in a reversed position... and then how to show it on the chart? Do not take into account Vs- or make a performance there? And if you do a performance, how?

Prepaid: What is it?

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54833
 13.10.2011
Now to the question of the chief: "And this has gone into this? answered :
Oleg Vladimirovich has gone to Urengoy! It was initially:
It is TV!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54832
 13.10.2011
xxx: I wiped the wool hat, it now tightened and became smaller by 50 sizes.

YYY: Less than 50 sizes - so it can now be dressed for the household! This is the same in winter.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54831
 13.10.2011
News in the newspaper.
Rockets that landed in the 90s are coming to freedom.
That’s what I think – so many collector’s offices divorced...!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54830
 13.10.2011
You know, I like you very much.
Do you like it, or would you like to tell your friends?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54829
 13.10.2011
@maxgrishin: feeding a cat - the speed on torrents increased by 7.5 times. Here is Karma.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54828
 13.10.2011
If you want to know whose equipment it is, just turn it off.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54827
 13.10.2011
xxx: the saying about irreplaceable people ceases to work when you go on vacation (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54826
 12.10.2011
xxx: Today hanged on the wall a breakdown calendar with anecdotes.
XXX: I have to blush. In the end, I am on December 17.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54825
 12.10.2011
Message on the forum:

Urgently!! to
I am looking for a taxpayer for the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, Part II. Federal Law No. 306-FZ of 27.11.2010

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54824
 12.10.2011
XXX is
Fucking cats under the horse.

XXX is
I opened the window rysya (my cat) on the window rack used the window

XXX is
The cat saw her and cuddled.

XXX is
jumped out of the first floor window.

XXX is
And on the brick wall he tries to get to us. on the second floor. The Romantic Hero X)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54823
 12.10.2011
The morning was an anecdotal.
SMS arrives at 4 a.m. I jump (the sound is good, so I hear the vibration), I go to read. "Good morning" wrote to me from an unknown number. Not very good, okay. Once he exploded, he went, poured water, drank, wrapped himself.
At five o’clock comes the second SMS, “Have I learned?” – I begin to doubt the reasonableness of the writer, because I’m a boy.
It’s 6 a.m. and how many watches do you have now, kiss? Why are you silent?" - I barely calm my nerves and swear to myself not to be nervous.
And in seven, as a culmination, the third "Excuse me, not you". And the fourth ":("
Your mother, a stranger, was lucky that I didn’t know him.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54822
 12.10.2011
I sit and look at the matrix, so to speak to refresh the masterpiece, and here comes a letter, an invitation to an interview. I'm worried about the sender's signature, what do you think to go?)

"Stolbova Olesya Anatolievna
Department of Recruitment and Development
The Human Resources "

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54821
 12.10.2011
xxx: Please tell a car within 450 tires, running on diesel or 92 gasoline
YYY: How many letters?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54820
 12.10.2011
My beloved stumbled from behind, raised on his arms and threw.
I was scared: You don’t love me!
He: It is not true! I caught it :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54819
 12.10.2011
I come home one day from work, I approach my entrance, a woman opens the home phone in front of me, well, I go after her to the elevator. The elevator was on the 1st, it opens, it goes in, I follow and I say, “I have a fifth!” Then the woman turns around and with cries runs out of the elevator, pushing me and rattling, taking the heart: "Lord! How you frightened me!! I will go on another!"
Well, I smiled, pressed my floor and went...
She would know that after her whizes I barely put on the pants.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54818
 12.10.2011
X: Isn’t it you in the game yesterday with Nick Aleksandra?
Alexzandra: Cheap Chinese counterfeit.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №54817
 12.10.2011
AAA: Who thinks about online discount coupons projects? Who used and what?

BBB: in the aquagallery with a child went for 180 rubles instead of 600

CCC: Used several times, every time - either the car is dumb washed, learning that they are washed on the stock for a quarter of the price, or they are dumb cut, or you can wait an hour after the recording - because 5 minutes before your recording came a customer who does not pay the full price, or the delivery of any food with a huge delay.
A lot of practice is simply absent in the auto school coupon - but the coupon does not say this, for example. Crossing and falling together.

BBB
I do not know...
In the aquagallery, all the fish swam qualitatively, the morena came out of the pot in time, the shrimp did not hamle.

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