The question that has tormented me since childhood: where do people get a soft sign in the word sausage?? to

Yesterday by the Earth passed an asteroid the size of a 10-storey house, Kerzhakov scored a goal, Ronaldo - no, Russia defeated Portugal... The end is near!

... and after the match Kerzhakov comforted the Portuguese: “No one will believe me anyway!”".

My neighbor bought a chicken. He stands over her with a knife, smiles and says, “Chicken, let’s make friends?”
I am afraid of it >_<

Gasoline "XYZ-Oil" - Good gasoline. In the 70-liter tank, in which there were still 5-7, they managed to pour another 74 liters!!! To my question: how is this possible? They smiled, and I am proud of our fans!! to

Talk about catching a baseball ball by fans:

What do these balls give? The power of the earth? Or what?
A good souvenir from the match. In hockey also take a squad for memory. In football, no one is allowed to beat the ball. =) is
Zzzz: You joked about hockey. The main thing is to catch your neighbor.

XHH: You know why they simplified the passage. Inspecting the car?
WOW : Why?
xxh: They say that because of the Lada Grants...)))

Commentary on the game:
X: What about the Russian disclosure?
Y: You don’t need...

If I call you after 12 o’clock, don’t take the phone. It is neither I nor I, but none!

xxx: I work in production in the shop, operator pk
xxx: Comes the master, with a TV magazine, asks to schedule
I’m him, why do I need a security technician, I’m still a computer worker.
xxx: And he: "And suddenly your finger in the keyboard will be stuck!"

I walk in the street, I don’t touch anyone. I'm passing by two walking, barely standing on the feet of the alkashi, and at this moment one of them throws a bottle of 10 meters into a small urn and, attention, FALLS! His companion wept the journey even more than me and said, "And if I'm looking for one more, you too. Will you fall? ?

XHH: Alkashi 85 lvl))

My young man sometimes asks the typical female question of me: “Why do I think so seriously, looking somewhere in the distance, and then calmly and meaningfully says: “Because” and it is said so thoroughly that I even immediately understand – this is a clear, thorough and serious male answer.

>>> It was paid with a banknote of 500 rubles, less was not easy. The pharmacist with an unwavering look took it, broke it halfway, gave me the delivery and the goods.

It is in the bank that they change large banknotes for small things - the bank is obliged to exchange damaged banknotes, and the bank does not want to exchange small things.

My client's computer.. the guy is stuck, uses only Internet Explorer, which did not start.. no one wants to switch to either Mozilla or Chrome.. I feel it was a single case of downloading IE9 through Mozilla..

The rhythm labled wild treach metal, in the fucking buoy bassist, the non-popad played a different song at all, the drummer all the time broke down on the break-bit and the rest of the members of the group were all the time obsessed with him, the solo guitar is not heard, although it can be seen that the guy is trying. The keyboard was at zero. He cut off somewhere in the middle of the second song and the march blinked the synthesizer, the vocalist (also the buchy) simultaneously chanted and sang, all the time forgetting the words and plus all in a variety of orals mat. I’ll definitely go to your next show, guys. As a musical group they are of course fucking, but we haven’t roasted so long!

What was this group?! to

What could be worse than night work?
yyy: Vermouth "Bouquet of Moldova" red

XXX: I play in Dishonored. I have reached the point when I get magical powers and the man tells me that he brings me back to my reality and will watch me. Here my computer is broken.
XXX: I’m not at all right now.

XXX: I was thrown out of the hole.
And I was just fucking fucked by the current that I saw the spark in front of my eyes.
Not my day.
YYY: How did you get stuck?
I restarted the router with wet hands.
I was fucking so, I splashed into the chair.
Is it stupid to touch devices with wet hands?
XXX: Yeah, they were a bit wet.
But yes, I am a fool.
A few drops literally and all.
Funnyly
I am alive
Will I have any abilities now? :DDDD
MB Brain will appear

A neighbor chased her husband on the staircase with cries:

Get out of the house, man. Your place at work!

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