The new motto of the car is: Lada, what the car should be
But my brain is persistently listening: the way a car should NOT be

I will explain:
to this:
to this:

xxx: Somehow it happened that the typical format for setting a task at work sounds like: "Here you have a brick, beetle and a flying mouse wing - do something. We need a result!"

We forge the middle out of the brick, put the foil there, cook the beetle with the wing in the resulting pot.

Where do we get the foil? and ;)
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He pulled off a piece of his hat.

Dema: Yes, I’m not as afraid of the hoops as I am afraid of my scientist!
Dema: Their question "Is there a ch?I still know what to answer...

The Historic:

In the Museum of Modern History in Moscow hangs a poster-agit "Why Russia enters the war" for 1914, at the price of 20 cops. for the people.
It sets out a map of the future of Europe, which each country will receive. Switzerland had to get several border alpine regions of Austria and Germany, so that the gentlemen going to their favorite resorts did not get to ordinary, affordable countries, but to a more prestigious Switzerland.
10 million died. of man.

In fact, Russia entered the First World War because on 1 August 1914 Germany declared war on Russia. Russia refused to fulfill the conditions of the German ultimatum on the abolition of the general military mobilization. A general mobilization was introduced in Russia in response to the fact that on 28 July 1914 Austria-Hungary, under pressure from Germany, declared war on Russia's ally Serbia.

xxx: More and more people want to print a poster on the A2 with the inscription "Oh my God, yes all back!!!" and use it as a decisive argument in all the dumb disputes in which I have to participate.

was alone. I tried for six months. She spoke. I said "I want to!". Called in guests. I kissed and dressed, but no more. Half a year.
I was 16-17 and I was a virgin at the time. After a few years, I wondered what was wrong with me.
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What is incomprehensible? Heaven, the guy (or his acquaintances) had trouble because of sex with a young girl, he was waiting for you, fool, to grow up.

Fuck, fuck with your friends-huezons, fuck on debts, local forums or friends in a jersey, pay!

Probably one of the few remaining in this resource.
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Odmin, kote, shredder, oiaebu, o_o

to this:

...I turn back and ask "what?" And he answers with a sad face - "This is a failure, there is Zhenya".

Just check which toilet it is going to.

Em... In fact, humanity has not yet defeated the herpes virus... and you are getting stuck with Ebola...

Ebola is very unpleasant.
Typically, viruses at a temperature of 38-39 degrees lose the ability to reproduce, and this gives time to leukocytes to find them and disassemble them into spare parts. (This is why a sick person has a fever.)
Ebola has adapted to survive in the bodies of flying mice, which during flight heat up to 42. That is, a human 39 for her comfortable temperature. That is, even if the leukocytes have appropriate antibodies to find and break down the virus – it will still be in the best case of the race who is faster – the virus multiplies, or the leukocytes kill it. And during this race, the human body will constantly maintain a high temperature in a futile attempt to stop the reproduction of the virus, and with a very high probability, a person will die either from the exhaustion of the body (a high temperature requires a lot of energy) or from the overheating of critical organs. At 42 degrees, for example, hemoglobin begins to break down, which is responsible for the transfer of oxygen in the blood... and to stop the reproduction of the virus in the body will need 45 degrees, if not higher...

<...> runs, runs, and can’t take off – and falls down with a desperate hoodie.
= the =
It is urgent! Fast, fucking fast, fucking fast! When you stop chopping classics, your mother...

The program I’m writing has begun to scare me.
XXX: I stopped understanding how it works.

The more you know... in Italy the rescue circle is called "ciambella di salvataggio" - rescue punch.

A man on board! Give him a rescue pack!! to

I will continue on the topic "On the fence too"
A deaf fence around the territory, within which several not too welcoming institutions, including the district military committee. On the fence - a bright poster with colorful letters: "Family kindergarten"

I walked to the office, got out of the car, approached the door and remembered that I forgot the card from the pass in the car.
Get into the car...
... → I attached!!...
I took a map from the armor. I retreated. has gone out.

to this:
I always go with my friends to the same dining room.
And often we see a person of uncertain sex. Black pants, a white shirt, a short haircut, unisex-looking glasses, lean and no sexual features are simply not visible.
There was always a dispute about who it was, a boy or a girl.
And here one wonderful day we smoke after lunch and it goes. A colleague from a distance saw the presence of a bayja (there was not before). To avoid suspicion, I turned around and he looked at the name.
I turned back and asked "what?". And he answers with a sad face - "This is a failure, there is Zhenya".


Look at the Adam’s apple. There are no women ?
Write who it is.)

I had sex with him and Eddie.
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I was also hinted, made compliments, and everything around it shattered, so in friends she climbed that up to my department moved, and all this after one single compliment. Directly asked her, he said, “No, I’m not interested in you!” he said, “Well, great!” later pretended to fuck her girlfriend – she’s hysterical and nervous. I came to work with tears and red eyes for a week.

What conclusions? If you suspect you are fucking, even mild, then you should probably refrain from looking for a partner or partner.

<...>
The Soviet joke.
In the country, as in the "South Press": "Truth" no, "Russia" sold, there was only one "Work".
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Daddy, you already if you get to quote, so at least studied the primary sources, or half the meaning disappears.
This joke ends with the words: "... remains <Work> for 2 copies".

to this:
Nitromethane was not classified as an explosive substance until the explosion of a railway tank on July 1, 1958.
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For a long time, the largest explosion in the history of mankind was considered the explosion of a double salt warehouse - sulphate and ammonium nitrate in Oppau (Germany). The fertilizer was crushed into small explosions, which apparently caused detonation in the entire mass of the substance previously considered safe. The explosion turned out to be so powerful that along with the strong destruction in Oppau's own houses were also destroyed in Manheim, which is 6 km away. The explosive wave broke out glass at a distance of up to 70 km.

"Chemistry and Life" No. 5 1990

So, maybe it’s worth wondering, is there a lot of real women left?
Always support the man. They feed, feed, and silence where they need to be. Those who want and can raise children, keep the fireplace.
And most importantly, they will be loyal to their man no matter what. They will never leave you alone, even in the most difficult moments. As the saying goes, “a friend is known in trouble, and a wife in poverty.”
Therefore, only those who deserve the right to be called a “true woman” can claim a “true man.”

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Oh oh oh oh oh. You do me good here, and I will come to the ready, and then I will behave like a man. It is possible."

You are like the medusa of Gorgon. When I look at you, my member turns into a stone.