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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №37230
 11.10.2010
a_p: Do you remember the list of instructions on how to impress a girl, the point about breaking up every little thing in order to inspire passion in bed?
The Inventor: Well?
a_p: that's all the stuff) I have a fit in the couch: if on a special push - it fails, the type breaks... indelible impressions are provided to the lady))
Inventor: Ept, you are warning!
A to M?
Inventor: I went to you in the room with Nostka on the dungeon...
a_p : )))))))
Inventor: It’s funny to you... and instead of impressions at midnight we made it! She said: He will kill us, he will kill us.
A is burning)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37229
 11.10.2010
Where is Fox? There was nothing on the internet all night.
Well, maybe, the girl came to him, he cut off the computer to not bother him.
WOW...
He’ll cut the girl off faster so she doesn’t bother.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37228
 11.10.2010
I will no longer eat snickers, or out, Volotchkova once bitten and became a terrible man.

Yogic

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37227
 11.10.2010
Today at 17:57
Christine, 24

I offer you sex!
Read the details in my diary.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37226
 11.10.2010
Jurfak, 1 course, lecture on state and foreign law, 2 minutes before the end of the couple. The Lecturer:
Thus, the laws of ancient China distinguished between 3000 crimes. For each crime a special punishment was imposed. Well, we will not list the penalties, but we will record the crimes. The first crime...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37225
 11.10.2010
One day, Facebook, YouTube, MySpace and Friendster will merge. This will be called fookyoumfriend.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37224
 11.10.2010
I wash with my son in the bath.

Dad, does he point his finger, and does Mom have that thing?
No, I say, my mother has no such thing, it’s mine.
It uses.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №37223
 11.10.2010
Alessa White
I’m playing in the Sims. The realism of the game is at the limit: while my grandmother tried to take care of the man, he was constantly rushing to play the computer and playstation)) then she finally dragged him to bed, pulling off the comp, and after sex was going to cook dinner, like a decent woman, and her husband fucked and dumb went to sleep)) dumb, even in the game the same))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №37222
 11.10.2010
xxx: blat, I am specifically accused for the second time ((((
WOW: What has happened?? to
Oh, you remember when my dad bought the new X-trail? how it turned out then, no robots jump out of the wheels when you go off the road!... and today... bought Dyrol Sens... and what do you think?Where is my elephant on the wheel and my grandmother?? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №37221
 11.10.2010
“You fucking say that a couple of people go out of town at night. Maybe they’re going to watch the stars?
Take me to the roof and I’ll show you the stars.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37220
 11.10.2010
xxx is. Yesterday with the server a problem happened, so admin started on the Internet to look for a solution to the problem.
YYYYY found it?
xxx is. I downloaded the file with instructions.
YYYYY What kind of file?
xxx is. by tanec_s_bubnom.pdf

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37219
 11.10.2010
The xxx:
O great Master, enlighten me unreasonable
and ZZZ:
and 42!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37218
 11.10.2010
In ancient Greece, on the land of the debtor, the creditor placed a sign that in case of non-payment of the debt, the land would become property.
The creditor. This was called a mortgage. Aaaah! Shit it!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37217
 11.10.2010
This is a picture: flying flies, sits on a brother's cedar and in a second falls into it dead.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37216
 11.10.2010
xxx(12:34:14 10/10/2010):Shit, only the Russian can in the middle of the black quarter with a drunk voice to sing the song ай яй яй killed the Negro

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37215
 11.10.2010
not funny. But importantly. I cannot endure anymore. I am an ecologist by education. Tell me, who are those people who in the park on Vorobiev, in the specially protected natural zone every weekend burns a big fire and leaves a bunch of 10-20 bits of Jaguar? Help find and remove your hands. Today, I have taken them away by their own hands.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37214
 11.10.2010
xxx (23:59:46 10/10/2010)
I made cakes for the first time myself!

yyy (00:00:15 11/10/2010)
Just one thing, is he conscious?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37213
 11.10.2010
Let’s go into the game. Well, I’ll give you such a hero that you don’t have to run. You will just stand by and treat us.
You have to be a psychiatrist to treat you.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37212
 11.10.2010
Chinese nuclear physicists fake an atom.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37211
 11.10.2010
The status of the acquaintance in contact just put under the table:
I am a seafarer, you are a fool! I am a fisherman, you are a fool. You are on land, I am at sea. The meaning of the song: YOU MUDAHAAK!"

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