Evil Max: I hate it. Those who run from the side! through this narrow gap. Every man hates them.
Rome loves them.
Evil Max: Roma is a gynecologist!!!! to

In general, reading in the toilet is harmful.
The development of hemorrhoids is also promoted by a long sitting at the toilet. When you sit on the toilet, your anus is relaxing. The veins in the anus are filled with blood, which puts pressure on them, and excessive pressure provokes the development of hemorrhoids.
yyy: Thank you, I love, you know, behind a cup of tea to read how the anus is filled with blood.
zzz: I love the hubr because I went to read about the programmer and learned about the anus.

Dear wives with chronic headache syndrome, lovers of sleep and sexual boycott. Thank you for your position. Thanks to you, we unmarried women are not alone.

His nephew is 6 years old. He goes to kindergarten. The children were asked to say words that begin with the letter 'A'. All children are like children: orange, watermelon. It was called: Apocalypse!

Titmouse: Ppc has me
Titmouse: acrybofobia – fear of not understanding the meaning of the read
SkyPidar: bacon cactus sofa?

He walked from the electric car, talking to his wife on the phone.
There were shippers on the move. I say to my wife, wait a moment, I clean up my phone.
I go, see when I get out of the field of sight of the goats. passed them.
I put the phone to my ear and it comes to me.)

Do you trust me?
I’ll build the wall myself.

From the discussion of the news "British scientists identified the most disgusting sound":
The most unpleasant, according to the data obtained, is the sound that a glass bottle makes when passed by a knife.

Magwai (12.10.12 14:55): the norm, put on the alarm

and Ivan :
What kind of role-playing games are...

Once I asked her to be a teacher...

and maxime:
Aha, and how is it?? to

and Ivan :
So she annoyed me with the backbones, forced the text to translate, demanded a diary, and also asked the housewife...

I said that all the teachers are like that.

Not like in German movies.

I didn’t see the right movies when I was young.

and maxime:
I found a patchwork...

News: Curiosity shot a laser a surprising pyramid.
One comment: I didn’t like it.

The inscription on cigarettes “It Causes Weekly Diarrhea” would be much more effective than the usual “Smoking Kills” (C) Invisible

Yesterday I went to talk (a friend gave a link, said that this is a regular forum). I went to section B. I was told I was a newfound, asked to take a picture with soup. I took a photo with a borsche (a woman cooked a large pot) and poured a photo, I was told that I was going and promised to calculate me by IP and smash my mouth, and also insulted my parents. How to understand? I am afraid that they will find me and smash my door, I don’t even understand what it means! This site should be closed!

I was in an accident today.

YYY: In what accident?

XXX is terrible! I was riding a trolleybus... only leaving the stop as a truck crashes into our poor trolleybus at enormous speed.

Wow, you are alive, as I can see.

xxx:.....and took off his side mirror, after which he fled from the place of the incident. all around the screams, panic, everyone demands to return the money... a mess in general, but everything calmed down after the next trolley bus our driver sparked the mirror and installed on our trolley bus, and all peacefully went on... well in general everything

YYY: Yeah, I thought he’d hit the trolleybus side.

610: A colleague today has dr. In the neighboring office for forty minutes, it was as if someone was cut, fucked and given birth at the same time.

The Internet is like ancient Egypt – people write on walls and worship cats.

NK: Sasha, what did you decide to abandon in my world?? to
SD in yours? A. You have a self-confidence.

wog39: From the news: "The unemployed Moscovite on Lexus took a million rubles". O God! What am I doing wrong?!! to

OMON - a special purpose militia unit, there is no militia, there is police - it means an illegal armed formation!

I call my parents to find out how things work (we live in different cities). I take the phone, I hear strange voices, I laugh.
Are you in guests?
-No, Maxim and his wife came to celebrate Tequila Day!
Clive, I want it too.
-Truth now started to celebrate the day of strawberry liquor, and then we will celebrate the day of cognac.
The explosion of the hook at that end and short hooks =)

What does the German do on his birthday?
They go for a picnic and have a cultural meal there.
What does the Russian do on his birthday?
They go for a picnic and have a cultural meal there.
Why then this difference?
Yes, the culture is different.