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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103944
 11.10.2014
Comments on the song on popular ear resource:

XXX is good!!! I found you!! I was looking for more than I liked! ?
yyy: I was raped under this song in the car, and I was looking for it too.
Zzz: It’s a long talk, but I heard it on the radio – I liked it. I found it without problems, I know English. They were not raped in the car.
qqq: I would listen and listen... but the disc with this song has to be thrown out, why do I have stuff.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103943
 11.10.2014
In supermarkets usually from 10 to 20 cash.But only always work 2-3.Explain:why the rest?Governor what will come to charge?"

The so-called "Russian mentality" - According to the rules of trade, a certain amount of cash is required for a certain metering of the trading area. That’s why they make 10-20 cash. But the rules do not say anything about whether they should work, and the working cashier is the cost (such as the cashier, service, etc.). That’s why they don’t work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103942
 11.10.2014
by mail.response
What do you need to have a legionella?? to
Accounting and Orthographical Dictionary

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103941
 11.10.2014
Most on the dating site are afraid to meet: men – complete ugly woman, women – rapist and murderer. © by

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103940
 11.10.2014
Thus e. Either you wash your dishes as I say, or you wash yourself, but I will not wash the dishes at all.
did not see.
– – – – –
My own... Or my own as I said... Or my own... Staa? ><

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103939
 11.10.2014
Discussion on the hub of a compact encephalograph allowing to measure the emotions of a person.
1>> give two!
2>> and are very naive. Pray that it will remain a fun but useless toy.
3>> Just don’t say you’re paranoid about the reverse effect.
4>> You have enough and no reverse. “Evaluation of the enthusiasm of working at our wonderful company during the working day,” for example.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103938
 11.10.2014
Let it live another year:

From a Chinese student:

Russian men are positive. They don’t immediately get into the eye, but then I understand: a good person, kind. They have interesting brains and warm soul".

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103937
 11.10.2014
According to statistics, 8 out of 10 girls have an abortion before marriage.
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The highest incidence of abortions is between the ages of 18 and 19 (56 per 1000).

And where is this "eight out of ten"?
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The anecdotic:

How old is your son?
and sixteen.
Abortion is too late!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103936
 11.10.2014
I want cheesecake, not to get fat and sleep
222: Sim Salabim, Ahalay Mahalay!
222: You have no wishes left!
Do you sleep with a cheesecake in your mouth?
1 of 11 (
Something is wrong with my beard.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103935
 11.10.2014
There are such interesting personalities.

All guys just need sex, and communicating with girls just to fuck?

All the girls just need to go out and babbling with coffee shops?

A friend with a friend. We work together, we read the same thing, on weekends - rushing to the pitch, together rushing on survivors' forums. But how though. The girls are scared of the prospect of becoming a nasty friend. I let him gently hint, like, dear, I didn't get the light with a cling, out of Masha is beautiful, cheerful, sporty, out of Dasha... Fortunately, again under alcohol it turned out: I didn't like him as a girl for a second. (And the female brain has already drawn such a drama.)

So, ladies and gentlemen, each speaks for himself, each for himself.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №103934
 11.10.2014
The story of a general who hid his documents in a basket.

My mother had a similar case at work. They cut off an uncle who worked there all his life. He was offended and, leaving, decided to do a shit. Removed a lot of important documents. Oh, how upset he was, probably...
True, the basket was not cleaned, so they were restored to the mouth the same day.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103933
 11.10.2014
The news:
FAS proposes to introduce special tariffs for the use of YouTube
Commentary :
The FSKN itself is no longer able to cope with the recycling, has it started to share with other ministries?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103932
 11.10.2014
XXX: The new law opened
Xxx: \ + / = X
Yyy: O_o

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103931
 11.10.2014
A warning system was introduced at work. It sends emails, text messages, knows how to call and read any text with a synthesized voice.
Recently it was discovered that one of the administrators instructed her to call him at eight in the morning and say with a female voice, “Rise up, Pashinka, it’s morning.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103930
 11.10.2014
About Real Men

Do you see how a man has ruined in the last 500 years?
In 500 years everything will be ruined.

(Operetta "The Flying Mouse")

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №103929
 11.10.2014
The wisdom of life:
The more polygamy a man is, the more polygamy his horns are.

From life: a man at work boasted that he has three mistresses and meets them alternately in the garage, and his wife grit that he went to help men with car repairs, and she believes him.

Here a colleague, who is often a grandfather and a wise man in general, many listen to him, said:
Your wife is smarter than you and your garages! She doesn’t even have to go out of the house to meet her lover.

Nearly everyone laughed.

The hero-lover walks that day evil, because he sits at night at home.
Waiting for the continuation...


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103928
 11.10.2014
K: Oh my ladies
The YOPT! How many years, how many winters
Q: I will soon leave the overseas territory, do not bring any smuggled goods?
Food and Dollars

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103927
 11.10.2014
You guys, have you blown up? Where is logic? Thieves don’t give – sheep, they give – prostitutes.
In fact, what do you need? Just bustling, bustling?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103926
 11.10.2014
You don’t know how healthy the cat has become. Where are you working?
The Game.
Just on the subject. Come, take three more loads and I’m moving!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103925
 11.10.2014
Yuri Yermakov
"I can't send you a password by SMS, I can't enter". They are paranoid...

Marat Smakov ‏
@yuriproff you and Qi did not communicate about password transmission at a distance. It records the password in a text file (minimum 22 characters)

Marat Smakov
@yuriproff further archives and password archive 40 characters. Broke the file into two parts and drop it into different boxes.

Marat Smakov
@yuriproff then dictates half of the password from the archive, and throws the second part into the third box.

Marat Smakov
@yuriproff and then you sit like a fool and collect this puzzle...

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