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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №37190
 11.10.2010
What does Bender have in common with the futurum and the assembly conveyor of the AutoVAZ?
And he and he do their job with one desire – to kill all people!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37189
 11.10.2010
<Ekata> Approximately 68% of girls are stupid...
<SweetGirl> I belong to the other 22%!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37188
 11.10.2010
Anyone give me an electrical shave.
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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37187
 11.10.2010
Q: Do you have a dream?
I want to shoot silently.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37186
 11.10.2010
We usually don’t see the cat as a possible ally.
and nick. As a projectile, it can be
A very cruel weapon. Until the cat strikes the enemy.
Your face, you can calmly beat it in the mouth.

From the book of N. Mashiro "Black Medicine".

The cat, the admin, the hoyace...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37185
 11.10.2010
Mpak: I have a dishwasher, a washing machine, a robot vacuum cleaner and food is brought from the nearest restaurant.
Mpak: It’s getting harder and harder for me to prove to the women that I don’t need them for sex.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37184
 10.10.2010
and SuffiX:
There is a dog! I woke up at 6:30 in the morning so that at 9 I would come for a couple... there should be 3 pairs... and what would you think? There was none!! =@

by Joseph:
Can I lose?
I got up at 7 a.m. that I should have time at 8:40...there should have been 3 pairs...and what did you think? They were all!!! to
I hate the cock.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №37183
 10.10.2010
In school, the daughter was transferred to Linux due to lack of funds for licensed Windows. I came home with emotions:
and Mom! Everything is different there!! It’s like teaching a child to walk... and cutting off his legs!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37182
 10.10.2010
Law scientist on a couple wiped out: I rarely teach normal students, that is, not legal universities.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37181
 10.10.2010
C city forum "A random witness":

Herman Ushakov: In the courtyard of house 44 in the 7th district there is a dog. The Staffordshire Terrier. Take your dog, it’s cold outdoors!
Alexander Kachalov: And it is dangerous!
Elena Isotova: She is peaceful. We fed her and drank her.
Anna Zhukova: I’t go to Stafford!
Elena Isotova: I would too. We sent my daughter. We have two! ?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37180
 10.10.2010
HISTORY (21:00:15 9/10/2010)
programmer, why do I have no sound on the notebook?

lisei (21:03:48 9/10/2010)
The trees covered the star.

HISTERICAL (21:04:34 9/10/2010)
Please in Russian.

lisei (21:05:24 9/10/2010)
The wood is covered

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37179
 10.10.2010
Advanced today alkashi went, I stand near the subway, I smoke, one of them flies on the autopilot and asks for a little bit, such as a trip, and I tell him to get engaged in English, I don’t understand Russian... What this individual in pure English asks me the same question... I slightly squeezed from such knowledge, but I didn’t give a little bit.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №37178
 10.10.2010
The top majority when buying a car number is to find the number you like in the database, see that it is registered on the X5, buy this X5, take the number and sell the unnecessary X5.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37177
 10.10.2010
X: Have you heard a joke that is not told to the homics?
YYY: I’ve heard, but I won’t tell you.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37176
 10.10.2010
I write cursak, I do not sleep for the third day, I sit on coffee and any fast-soluble and fast-fat food. Attention naturally dispersed, the world narrowed to the monitor.
And here fucking from somewhere bright flash of light! It sounds like a Star Wars drone is shooting at me, or a Terminator from the future has teleported into the room! Blind, I rush out of the chair in an attempt to escape, slide under the table...all the papers, notebook, keyboard are poured with hot coffee.
I hear from the shelter the voice of my brother - "Ohuet..."
It turns out he just checked the camera with a flash.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37175
 10.10.2010
Author of 20 books on happiness hanged in South Korea

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37174
 10.10.2010
A large audience. In the entire wall of the board (meters 8-10). On the left of the board the door, on the right also the door, slightly opened. In the hallway, you hear a rush of heels, knocking on the left door - a blonde looks:
Oh oh oh! Sorry to! I was wrong!
She closes the door, I hear her running through the corridor further... looking into the right door:
OOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am late, can I come in?? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37173
 10.10.2010

Comments on Rambler News

By the way!!According to scientists, watermelons this year are so safe that the crusts from them can simply be buried, not burned, as before!!!)))

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37172
 10.10.2010
From the discussion of the choice of browser:

Archon_oleg: I am using Internet Explorer 6 – a great choice! I advise everyone.
jewelk1lcher: through the sixth IE already almost nichuya is not displayed normally, the eighth has long been released
Artabazus: In fact, all normal people are already playing the ninth beta!
Livegagarin: Normal people don’t know about the existence of neither 6 nor 7 nor 8 pale versions of this piece of shit.

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37171
 10.10.2010
No, explain to me: how can you adequately perceive advertising where the family of apples drinks apple juice and your mother?! to

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