What does Bender have in common with the futurum and the assembly conveyor of the AutoVAZ?
And he and he do their job with one desire – to kill all people!

<Ekata> Approximately 68% of girls are stupid...
<SweetGirl> I belong to the other 22%!

Anyone give me an electrical shave.
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Q: Do you have a dream?
I want to shoot silently.

We usually don’t see the cat as a possible ally.
and nick. As a projectile, it can be
A very cruel weapon. Until the cat strikes the enemy.
Your face, you can calmly beat it in the mouth.

From the book of N. Mashiro "Black Medicine".

The cat, the admin, the hoyace...

Mpak: I have a dishwasher, a washing machine, a robot vacuum cleaner and food is brought from the nearest restaurant.
Mpak: It’s getting harder and harder for me to prove to the women that I don’t need them for sex.

and SuffiX:
There is a dog! I woke up at 6:30 in the morning so that at 9 I would come for a couple... there should be 3 pairs... and what would you think? There was none!! =@

by Joseph:
Can I lose?
I got up at 7 a.m. that I should have time at 8:40...there should have been 3 pairs...and what did you think? They were all!!! to
I hate the cock.

In school, the daughter was transferred to Linux due to lack of funds for licensed Windows. I came home with emotions:
and Mom! Everything is different there!! It’s like teaching a child to walk... and cutting off his legs!! to

Law scientist on a couple wiped out: I rarely teach normal students, that is, not legal universities.

C city forum "A random witness":

Herman Ushakov: In the courtyard of house 44 in the 7th district there is a dog. The Staffordshire Terrier. Take your dog, it’s cold outdoors!
Alexander Kachalov: And it is dangerous!
Elena Isotova: She is peaceful. We fed her and drank her.
Anna Zhukova: I’t go to Stafford!
Elena Isotova: I would too. We sent my daughter. We have two! ?

HISTORY (21:00:15 9/10/2010)
programmer, why do I have no sound on the notebook?

lisei (21:03:48 9/10/2010)
The trees covered the star.

HISTERICAL (21:04:34 9/10/2010)
Please in Russian.

lisei (21:05:24 9/10/2010)
The wood is covered

Advanced today alkashi went, I stand near the subway, I smoke, one of them flies on the autopilot and asks for a little bit, such as a trip, and I tell him to get engaged in English, I don’t understand Russian... What this individual in pure English asks me the same question... I slightly squeezed from such knowledge, but I didn’t give a little bit.

The top majority when buying a car number is to find the number you like in the database, see that it is registered on the X5, buy this X5, take the number and sell the unnecessary X5.

X: Have you heard a joke that is not told to the homics?
YYY: I’ve heard, but I won’t tell you.

I write cursak, I do not sleep for the third day, I sit on coffee and any fast-soluble and fast-fat food. Attention naturally dispersed, the world narrowed to the monitor.
And here fucking from somewhere bright flash of light! It sounds like a Star Wars drone is shooting at me, or a Terminator from the future has teleported into the room! Blind, I rush out of the chair in an attempt to escape, slide under the table...all the papers, notebook, keyboard are poured with hot coffee.
I hear from the shelter the voice of my brother - "Ohuet..."
It turns out he just checked the camera with a flash.

Author of 20 books on happiness hanged in South Korea

A large audience. In the entire wall of the board (meters 8-10). On the left of the board the door, on the right also the door, slightly opened. In the hallway, you hear a rush of heels, knocking on the left door - a blonde looks:
Oh oh oh! Sorry to! I was wrong!
She closes the door, I hear her running through the corridor further... looking into the right door:
OOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am late, can I come in?? to

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By the way!!According to scientists, watermelons this year are so safe that the crusts from them can simply be buried, not burned, as before!!!)))

From the discussion of the choice of browser:

Archon_oleg: I am using Internet Explorer 6 – a great choice! I advise everyone.
jewelk1lcher: through the sixth IE already almost nichuya is not displayed normally, the eighth has long been released
Artabazus: In fact, all normal people are already playing the ninth beta!
Livegagarin: Normal people don’t know about the existence of neither 6 nor 7 nor 8 pale versions of this piece of shit.

No, explain to me: how can you adequately perceive advertising where the family of apples drinks apple juice and your mother?! to