xxx: Thank you, Irishka, it is nice to feel testosterone in the blood instead of formaline.=)

I have a best friend in general.
Sometimes when you are lazy to write "hear bro"-we write "sush bro", usually the answer is kind of "su"-like I hear.
I confused the windows, sent the director general - referral, what are you busy with?
The answer came, I don’t ssu I sign papers at all and offended smiley...

I go for my nephew to the kindergarten. I walk past the children’s playground. There are two seven-year-old boys. The dialogue:
That’s the fucking thing at home.
Serena, look at how well I broke up!
You cry about me, I cry about you, I cry about you, and you cry about me.

xxx: I want to paint
YYY: What is bothering you?
XXX: The Hands
YYY: cut them off

Explanation to the topic on One-Eye: " Funny pets. (Publish only your photos)"

You’ve been here for a long time, but you still come here a few times a day?

Wedding (22:49:28 30/10/2011)
As usual, my mom is asleep and I am lying down.
Anjuta (22:49:36 30/10/2011)
Same kind of shit.
Anjuta (22:49:43 30/10/2011)
It smells like hunting.
Anjuta (22:49:50 30/10/2011)
Variety What
Anjuta (22:49:54 30/10/2011)
Maybe the dog ?
Wedding (22:49:57 30/10/2011)
Ogo
Wedding (22:50:15 30/10/2011)
Is Mom Sleeping? Does the dog cook?

We sit in the office. The girl is so innocent.
You have a Bulgarian.
We are not, of course, tough guys, but keeping a Bulgarian in the server room is not a comilfo.
There is home. I answered – Why you?
Then the knife got stuck.
Secondary confusion
Can I bring you a circle of bread? Drill tea to prevent.

Osyris: My little girl came, ask for help with English. I sit writing to him, and here the task "compil proposals with the words Kenny\short\hat"... I can’t stand up, I’m waiting for the results of the check))

Jealous of the guys who have everything through their ass.

XXX: I enjoy the spectacle. The husband throws caramels to the cat, and in pursuit of them he flies the doors and corners. Both are happy like elephants. One 37, another one and a half. I think, maybe it wasn’t worth getting married, but just having another cat?

Do you know...

That in the box from under the lights enters exactly 6 connectors rj-45.

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Don’t wait until March!

I have a cat ready for follicles, bird flu epidemics and other Hiroshima. He put in a suitcase and walks in it around the apartment.

I read a detective book. The Russian spy.
"Computer encountered a group capturing wires from a broken monitor"
And I think why it is lately that Russian spies are caught like blind cats, and they destroy the data on the compass by breaking the monitors, it turns out.

In the winter, the winter shoes start again. Girls on beautiful, but unpractical for winter spikes are stupid. Girls in comfortable and warm but unobtrusive uggs are fools. What to buy for winter so you don’t look stupid?

After taking 76 Levels, they stopped giving not only Bafas but also Tolls.

I can't find a guy for a long time. What to do?
YYY: What do you need?
XXX: Yes, I have low demands. Not a fool, not a mother's son, independent, capable of adequately destroying the situation without my help, who will be a man (and not a dumb girl as I described you on the phone today), I don't need a huge love on his part, I need a man with whom I will not be bored and with whom you can build adult relationships, and not a 15-year-old in the soul ready to write poems or little things under the windows.
xxx: Ah yeah, I forgot to add: it should be reliable and not very lazy, responsible. Do you have such friends or acquaintances?
YYY: I offer your attention. The inflatable boy Alberto! Buying Alberto today, as a gift you get 5 bonuses per member of different shapes! And that is not all! If you buy this product right now, you get a SUPER PRESENT! You get the book, "How to Dress Albert". With this book, you can take it to any party, theater or restaurant. Order Albert right now! The price is $1999.99
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to

Sitting on a bench with a girl, and on the contrary, in the dark, another bench stands, in the direction of which a different couple with characteristic reasoning moves. Nothing, if for the rest of the time (and he was not a little) we didn’t have to listen to the philosophical discourse of the guy and the already worked breaths of the girl’s boredom. Deciding to distract my girlfriend, I ask:
What do you think is their date?
I thought a little *
The last one.

Today in the bus stood over a guy who frequently flashes... The result – in 4 minutes and 42 seconds he flashed 209 times. The question is, who is sick?