Have you ever thought about the meaning of the word school?
And my son today "enlightened" - The Sisen Colony of Eleven Years of Hell!!! And you know, with such a training program as our children, he is right...

Someone has earned!
Mania: "I would be happy but work..."
I: "Uber everything?"
Mania: "Yes, cleaned up, the tables served..."

I used to repair my computer without removing the hard disk. I do not go to the workshop anymore.
LOL, what was hard?
and all

“Yes, bartender, I have black tea with mint and my friend has 2 vodks. One of us must leave here happy.

XXX: Singing a Song
Evry Tim, Ah Cheto
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go
Dion Celine – My Heart Will Go On

On the day I went to training, time in the area of 6 in the morning. I go in the headphones, and already on the approach to the subway I see the car stops, and the guy screams to me "Girl, where are you?", I naturally do not react, he goes out, then the dialogue:
Q: Girl, where are you going?
I: The Metro
Q: Let me take you?
I: No, thank you
Q: Well, I have a cool car standing, look out.
The car if it was a merce, black, beautiful.
I: I don’t understand cars, a car is like a car. A subway car is more expensive than this car, so I can handle it myself.
With these words, I go into the same subway, and I hear the wild rust. A failed pickup.

You are laughing at a vegetarian now, and then he will come to your grave and eat all the flowers.

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I remember a five-year-old girl in the courtyard saying to local grandmothers, “Today you feed the pigeons, and tomorrow they’ll go to your grave!”

Better not to laugh at people at all. Otherwise, at a certain moment of laughter you can find a knife in yourself, for example :D

How convenient it became to live - any mistake in the text can be written off on the car replacement ;)

Everyone is looking for books and I will find, suddenly lucky.

I will start with the prehistory. Twenty years ago in a children's library in now another country stumbled on a book, it seems, in a white-blue cover with dolphins. It was a collection.
Stories and excerpts from foreign children’s works of large form. Opened in a couple of places - not interesting, and it makes sense to read the passage, if the book itself is entirely, maybe not translated at all?

But now the fairy tale: in one of the randomly open places, Tomika stumbled upon a scene in which the cook of the ship before cooking satisfies his sexual needs in the goose with suffocating the poor bird at the end. In the children’s book, yes. I put her in shock. Another time I checked - a goose with a coke on the same page. But since good girls don’t read this, neither the name nor the author became remembered.

I am no longer such a good girl and I want to get rid of the annoyance. Name at least a collection, at least the work itself, from which an episode, though the author.

by Sergey:
Oooo Oooo! A mask in the form of a circle
by Konstantin:
and ah. and in the cup a wonderful cocktail))) beer dark and light, vodka rum tequila gin kola cognac whisky and odecolon some.
by Sergey:
Take it up! The real Alcatraz
by Konstantin:
This I participated in the competition "minus one" and the fucking all to evil remained alive.
by Sergey:
Is it when everyone puts into the cup what they drink themselves?
by Konstantin:
and ah)
A gallon of liters!! to
Do you know what the prize was for?
by Konstantin:
Tagged with: trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Sergey:
Well nowau
not tomy
by Konstantin:
A bottle of beer!! to

They played. The bug came: if you enter a negative number, everything breaks. If you erase the meaning, everything breaks. If you write "second" or "half a minute" instead of a number, then everything breaks down.
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I have a question. Have you tried programming?

Q: Are there regular fines?
YYY : OO
Which are we constantly paying?
YYU: What are the taxes? OOO
Yes, the taxes are :)

Chilean authorities mistakenly delivered an erotic book to 283 primary schools titled “The Red Hat Eats a Wolf”. The book for adults got into the libraries of educational institutions instead of the famous fairy tale "Red Hat".

The wife asked her husband many times not to leave the house on the weekend (he went on Friday night to fish, give a friend, etc., returned on Sunday evening and honestly did not understand what his wife was dissatisfied with)
For a long time she asked, sometimes asked, sometimes cried...
Her husband ignored her, sometimes honestly sent and laughed at her.

One day my husband came and stumbled upon a newly raised iron door. His wife brought him to his parents, where he was registered.

There is no morality, but the case is real.

Valera: I felt something strange this morning: I turned on the Rox radio. First there was Boynov, then Pugachev. Switched to the radio, there Max Pokrovsky
Mark is Halloween. Every radio was dressed in another radio.
Valera: all the radio dressed in Boynov

One of the rottweilers woke me up for a walk, pulling my hand out of bed. Polite and carefully, I took my limb with my teeth and slowly pulled it until I either woke up in a good way, or after hitting the floor with my ass.

all_my_masks: I recently stopped driving and gave out the "man's lamb!"... the child to the very home found out where was the man with the lamb)
bobo_kiss: I was driving the "pi**ras" and the daughter called the silver sedan all the way...

Good relationships where you do not have to put a password on the phone

There should be some life at home. Someone has cats, someone has dogs, someone has a husband.

I had a friend who had three rats. Attention in the Year of the Rat. What will he do for the Year of the Dragon? Okay, I brought and brought.
A friend went abroad to see people, to show themselves and their rats. At the airport, the control opens a cage, and there are only two rats. He immediately calls 911. That is to me.
Anyway, he says. The rat disappeared. Whether in a taxi, or at the airport, or at home. And he asks me to check if one of the rats is left at home, so that the airport is not on his ears (and he can).
Do you know how to find a rat in a 4-bedroom apartment?
I now know. Put a plate of water and crush dry pasta there. The rats have to run away.
But! Rat is not an Olympics, you can’t hold it. He is hiding somewhere and waiting for me to leave. If she is at home.
I make a strategic decision: I go out for half an hour to the store and come back.
and bingo! There is no pasta in the plate, so the rat is at home. of logic?
I call a friend, and he also has good news. The rat was found at the airport. I went into the suitcase to a lady who is writing a statement to him right now.

I’m sitting here and wondering, who ate the pasta in the empty apartment?