I went fucking. Children raise their fathers’ ratings on torrents.

Hmmm... Judging by the number of tree needles in the entrance, someone from the neighborhood decided to throw out the tree)))

xxx: and the code will come the new generation'
YYY:When no one remembers who Sailor Moon and the home drive phone

A friend and a girl recently started renting an apartment. So the neighbor stuck to them during the day and told them to fuck quietly, or he has a 16-year-old child.

A friend of mine from Rhodes called me. She has a friend working there. During the conversation, I decide to joke and ask:
- Here offer the services of experienced deflorator, inexpensive. You do not need?
She asks: What is it? I say, you see, it’s like a female part.
I put a phone. Call in 30 minutes. Through the laughter, I say that I am a cattle, a little and a first-sex bastard.
Then they explain. As it turned out, the lady was not to the extent curious and asked a question to all present. The department is murderous, there is another specificity, therefore no one knew the meaning of the term, but they began to draw references with enthusiasm. The question was: The deflorator is offered here - shouldn't it? My colleagues were also ignorant. The judge’s phone did not answer.
They ran away. Everybody asked, nobody knows. Well, I would be with him, but then the medical expert called and clarified the situation. The one to whom they explained for two minutes could say nothing and ran under the table. Then, as he explained through tears, all the others who were in the office were roaring.
and further. All those who were asked also received valuable information, and went to share knowledge. Given that the girl in the office was alone, and the rest were not girls at all, the replicas of the incoming were addressed to her type: and this is what you need a deflorator? After the third or fourth they called me and expressed their honest opinion about your sublime servant.

Today, on the benches in front of the institute, ATV-shniki were sitting with a rubber grandmother on her knees and cheering the passers with her rubber hand.
I love the universe.)

Cats (10:41:26 30/11/2010)
I too
Fuck the frost.

Kitty (10:42:10 30/11/2010)
It is good that the long jacket has not frozen.

Kitty (10:42:14 30/11/2010)
Fuck the opposite.

Alice (10:42:41 30/11/2010)
This is the mania of greatness!!! to

Interestingly, they have long photographed this founder of Wikipedia, so that he has such a penetrating face?
-Yes, he probably in the closet behind the glass are photographs with pity eyes and the inscription on the closet "break the glass when you need money"))

Tagged in: Mist
We watched Gary Potter.
Ksushankus
What do you think of a hairy boy?
Tagged in: Mist
but voland de mort, calling supporters "comrades" has conquered our hearts)
Ksushankus
Ahha, yes, we also smiled, this party cell meeting))
Tagged in: Mist
The planned Bolshevik coup
Ksushankus
Oh yeah, and the king has already been killed)))
Tagged in: Mist
In the second part will take the Winter Hogwarts.
Ksushankus
and will be defended by the students of Juncker)
Tagged in: Mist
This is an untold analogy!)
Ksushankus
Here are the plagiars!

You know, there are four non-drinking people in our political center.
Yyy: Oh, these are probably very serious people who prefer to always be in good shape!
XXX: No, these are statues on the roof of the main building.

I wake up from the heat in the middle of the night, I think tight.
HH: And what do I see? Whose hand is under my pillow? I was slightly overwhelmed by these events.
He began to beat her.
And then it turned out that it was my hand, I just laid it off before I didn’t even feel it.

The husband of a girl whose number ends at 50 or 30, who thought that the taxi was not called, but the lover called, reconcile with his wife. Because of one breakdown, confusing numbers, the family should not collapse. Bring it to the best, he might read here. I feel completely foolish.

A funny story happened to me.
I went to Moscow for work, in Moscow I live with a friend who decided to take me on a plane.
We approach the registration stand, I will not name the company, with everyone happens.
Shortly we approach the check-in stand together, I give my check-in and here the representative of the airline asks a question...
Do you have a hand bl...?Then she realizes that she is dying with such eyes.
I am in shock, but I still don't know how to react, my acquaintance - I see changes in the face, I look at the eyes started to glass, I hear the tears now appear...
The airline’s representative thinks like I’m going to fail through the ground now...I can’t stand it and I’m folding in half.
A acquaintance stands, a representative of the airline brings 1000 apologies, I am still, a acquaintance already screams, a representative of the airline -...In the end I had to reassure both, fucking but so long I did not laugh, hand bl..d is something.

Wishing to write to his girlfriend, mistaken through the window and wrote to his best friend:

Do you want me to rape you with my mouth?
He: Okay, just wash my ass.

From today’s meeting between Medvedev and Sobyanin, the President – the mayor:
"crime, corruption, of course, should be among the priority elements of your work"

And they say they’re lying to us on the telecast, stitch.

What was first, the chicken or the egg?
The dinosaur.

What do you know about male care? We are also worried about you, girls!
CherryJB: Ah, like my father :)
CherryJB: I stayed late at the rock’n’roll club, my mom doesn’t call – it’s more than strange.
CherryJB: here from baty sms comes: "if live-no call".
Amigo: I wanted the best :)

Website with logical tasks (section "with subtitle")
What is the angle in Cuba?
The angle in a cube is 90 (degrees)
Killed comment: the corner in Cuba is zero, since Cuba is a totalitarian state, where not everyone is allowed to find their corner to enjoy :(

A pair of assessments: Can I go out? to cry?

My wife’s job is stupid, the schedule is fucking... I can’t see her for three days. I go, he still sleeps, comes, I am already asleep.Once in the evening it became lonely, the resentment burned, I think everything will be on the weekend, I will say everything I think. And about her work and about the schedule... I wrote all night, all kinds of words... I get up in the morning, she is sleeping. I go out to the kitchen, and there my favorite cookies lie, with jam. The newspaper is fresh. I bought it for work. Baby I love you! Today I will shut the door quietly, not as usual. Let him sleep.