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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12753
 23.11.2008
The real president must build Luzhkov, jail Khodorkovsky and

Growing up Medvedev.

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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12752
 23.11.2008
In the search for the scratcher, the cat was found a bite and scratcher.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №12751
 22.11.2008
The New Year promises not snow.
YYYY: Well... again rockets into dog fucking...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12750
 22.11.2008
Taurus: Do you know why the bourgeoisie calls the front glass wind?
SloVit: No
Taurus: Because they get stuck

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №12749
 22.11.2008
The inscriptions on cars.

Nothing is as positive in the morning as the inscription “Cover, I attack!” on the car crane that overtakes you.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №12748
 22.11.2008
Nothing distracts as much from work as the constant counting of time.

remaining until the end.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12747
 21.11.2008
Kitty 3 03:54:41
I’m so sad... so lonely [...]

seven 03:55:09
I folded my wings, turned to the was on my knees with a glove
and Murrrrrrr :-*

Kitty 3 03:55:18
Welcome to radiation.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12746
 21.11.2008
Threatening with a cosinus of sixty, the criminals took away the phone of Dana Borisova!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12745
 21.11.2008
Walkers, Scuco and Zen Masters. The contempt for death is so developed in them that not every master of the sword is drawn with the average pedestrian.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №12744
 21.11.2008
You heard, I was elected president!
The Secretary:
I have heard. Congratulations Mr President!
So much work ahead... No, I’ll rest on Saturday.
You have a working day on Saturday.
And what about Sunday?
Also a worker.
So, what happens, will I rest on the holidays?
You will also work on holidays.
Why is?
“Because you are a Negro, Mr. President.
Sick(s)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12743
 21.11.2008
DEN: Where are you working?
In the Kindergarten!
DeN: Who is it?
I’m a cook, but that doesn’t mean I’m fat.
No one thinks you’re fat.
Why does everyone have a question "and you are full?"
DeN: Well, I am not everything.
No, I noticed it :)
How much do you weigh? :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №12742
 21.11.2008
"To the quote:
...
Even, probably, as a girl, I would suck the train driver for a trip in the subway driver’s cabin.
...

Being a girl doesn’t have to suck or do anything like that.
(c) the girl who was driving in the cabin of the subway train driver"

It is obligatory!
c) The machinery

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12741
 21.11.2008
The Employment Service gave the address. It turns out, at this address is a transformator cabin, and it is registered 120 yours. of persons.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №12740
 21.11.2008
I fuck you, you won’t even notice!
You are not a compliment to yourself :D

[ + 3786 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12739
 21.11.2008
I respect people who still remember that before House 2 there was still just a House that had an end (!) Which was even smarter.
ZY: if you press on plus, the text will appear in the slides =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12738
 21.11.2008
Love should not be proved in words, but in the body.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12737
 21.11.2008
He told a familiar helicopter, further from his face.



In the First Chechen War we were placed in a barracks: I was on the top and I was on the bottom.

Colonel of medical service, pathologist. The bodies were brought.

"kamazami", and the colonel was missing in service until four and a half of the fifth

The Morning. When he came, he took a bottle of alcohol and insisted.

Make a company. My flights started at 5 in the morning and I went to sleep.

I wanted how. He woke me up every morning and I woke up.



One day the Colonel, having exhausted the usual arguments, said to me the following:



and Serena! You do not understand! I have no one closer to you! I am for

You... happen to you that... I’m making you so badly... to you

No flies will sit for six months.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12736
 21.11.2008
and wisdom.

The probability of winning big lottery is always the same and does not depend.

whether you bought a lottery ticket or not.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №12735
 21.11.2008
I am sitting in the car line today on the front seat, a man was sitting next to him and knocked the door pretty hard.
Driver: Do you fuck the refrigerator at home too?
I have never closed the refrigerator inside.

It was noticeable as the driver kept laughing)))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №12734
 21.11.2008
Cat: I thought...think, people would have viruses like a Trojan...you start to confuse right and left, tell outsiders about yourself all the information that should be kept with you...and then some files are deleted...

honey: lin,such viruses are sold in any market in containers of 0,5, 0,7 and 1 liter)))))))

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