Li: and why my boyfriend is not a vampire (
Mari: Oh wow...
And why I don’t have a girlfriend in me.

I’m standing in the shop looking for a hat, I doubt. Here an elderly saleswoman approaches, and so approvingly - "O, cow, cow!". I even coughed at first, I think the old lady in anonymous slang rolls. Then I remembered that I was in Japan for the second day. and silence.

c) Lyolka

XXX: He’s so dumb that if you give him a tape of Mobius, he’ll go through it to the end!

Cherry: At first you cracked me.
But then you got the ticks! :)

And my girlfriend and I broke up after 11 months of dating so as not to give a birthday gift. Am I a troll?
You are dumb

Everyone has her... a friend who eats for days like a begemot and doesn’t get fat.

XX: I love the speed.
YYY : FUU
XXX: for taste and color. However, if a strong-binding shrimp is eaten quickly and it gets stuck in the esophagus, you feel like someone else's shrimp will break out of your chest.

The Arms Forum:
xxx: well...the gentlemen in shape can also stick to the pillar))
YYY: That’s why you don’t have to carry untouched pillars with you.

The Cold Nuclear Fusion

However, scientific experiments have proven that this can be achieved in real circumstances. If you carry electrical voltage between the palladium electrodes in the water that contains deuterium and heavy hydrogen, an incredible phenomenon will occur in front of your eyes.

The washing machine broke.
I went to my son to wash.
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XX: How to sleep with grandmothers on the first date, so please, and how to put a flash on your computer, so oh... no... don’t need... suddenly contagious.
YYY: But if you put a condom on the flash, it won’t work. by Vaas. Unlike the.

xxx: it turns out, lightning is also a satanic sign.. that is, on all the electric shields of the planet count the portals from the dark world)) and electricians in reality are evil adepts of the darkness, who are not actually mates, like shoemakers, but call for the forces of evil.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! This is where your dwelling... Don’t enter, it will kill. xDDDDD

AAA: It is that the first all-Russian rally of deceived partisans is taking place in Moscow.
The Loch Parade?

Most girls during sex will stand, scream a name or something like "Faster/Lower"
and only my screams "ai cocoon!"

I came here once to a friend's sister to fix her computer (no, she wasn't a blonde, but she wasn't in the compass at all). I start asking how. Speaking is not included. Absolutely by. I hit the button, it doesn’t actually turn on. I open the lid and the pillow falls on me! oh, I am with round eyes on no, and in convulsions I ask:
Is she there?? to
And it was too loud, so I decided to put a noise insulation.
My thoughts caught me for a long time...

To get an iPhone to a manager in Butovo is like wearing a ring for Frodo.

The visible eye will see.

WTF
Why is a mouse faster than an elephant?

Warlord
Is she on a bicycle?

WTF
and!!!! to

WTF
How do you know if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?

Warlord
A bicycle next to him.

WTF
I guessed!!! to

WTF
Who comes first, the elephant or the mouse?

Warlord
An elephant, a mouse in the fridge?

WTF
and!!!! to

WTF
The Cappuccino!!! to

WTF
How did you guess?? to

Today on the street, a 11-12 year old guy asked me:
Are you playing in counter?
– No
You don’t have a comp!? to

I walked down the street yesterday, a 45-50-year-old aunt approaches and asks:

No smoking is found?
I do not smoke, I answer.
My aunt looked at me so deeply and said:
The youth has gone!! to

Did you go to Potter?
and AGA.
And how?
- Well, how to say... You know, there are people who come to the session and ruin everyone's mood. Well, there is no rubbish on the subject, comments, packs are scratched, chips are crushed, and so on.
I hate such idiots. I would kill Nash!
So here is. This time it seemed to be us. I was really scared to get out of the room. I was sure the kids would beat us.