As my friend from the bear said: "Shaking is scary not only after purgen, but also during menstruation" =)
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Who created the Creator?
YYY: Now we have come closer to the concept of recursion.
Themylogin
Wolf decided to make his life more convenient with the "smart home" system. Now, until Linux starts, there is darkness in the apartment.
87 people have been hospitalized for the period of showing this Belt of the Virgin! 87 is! The whole department.
E.: Noacho, someone wrote that many were pregnant after a pilgrimage.
YU : YU. In such a case, it is not surprising.
<Rosinsky> Yes, I have more wrinkles on my scrotum than curls in your brain.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Rosinsky: Do you have such smoked eggs?
Let’s play with the letter D.
He is Danunahu!
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I watched James Bond in 1963. Bond at the Russian Embassy. On the doors are inscriptions: "Drop" and "Drop".
Oh yeah, you’re already
WOW: Well what do you argue that, we have girls in the chat
We have a cloud and fucking horses.
ZZZ: O_o
Fuck it...
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Yesterday I go from the dining room to the conservatory, I walk past the club, meet a couple of boys 11 years old, smelt.
I go by, I look around, let’s go on, say, you’re skiing?
They went to the club and I cried out to them:
"Do you want two of you to do one?"
They call the ammunition of the years 18-20, it comes out, it does:
"Have I got a spell?" (the club residents answer me, don't sit down with this guy, it will break up)
So what? The final score is 150:30 in my favor and a complete mourning in the club ;)
Don’t sit down with the pianists in the computer :D
Marina: Listen, I’m here on one of the websites, Bassorg Rou seemed to have seen our correspondence. What does she do there?
My cat lives on the principle: "eat tired of sleeping". During the day, it is put in various places.
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It is convenient to wrap up and look around the room for the presence of babies before the monitor goes off^^
...to see that the babayek is full around and at this moment he is extinguished...
XX: I have never been on skiing or snowboarding. I don’t know what better to try first.
Yyy: Well, depending on what’s closer to you – fractures of the legs or keys.
From the hub, judgment of the game Minecraft:
HH: Now it is clear! In order for the game to be mega-popular, it is necessary to have the word "craft" in the title. Blizzard has caught it for a long time.
WOW: *escaped to register CraftcraftTM*
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You need to troll K.O. For example, ask how many years the Hundred Years' War lasted.
Chatted Victory
Attention, the question is! What is the name of Gandalf of the Toolkiene?
Theme: Gray
The young man, haha! The correct answer (grey) was given in 6 seconds and brought you 500 points!
Tagged: white
Tagged: grey
WOW: Two Funny Gandalfs
I noticed here...
The greenfield tea bag should be opened as carefully as the condom.
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Dialogue in the car shop:
Do you have a freeze on sale?
There are 150 and 170 rubles.
What is the difference?
(it breaks off from the computer and makes to the depths of the soul a surprised expression of the face) one freezes, and the other is not!
And Russia is :-)
XXX: coffee + key = prints :(
YYY: Coffee + key = prints
YYY: beer + clavier = prints
YYY: tea + clava = prints
YYY: the key is everywhere, with what do not bother, one fist at the exit
ZZZ: and here is a tail + clav = hollow incapacity
YYY: Beer + tea + coffee + cava = complete incapacity
YYY: Conclusion - beer + tea + coffee = tail
XXX: Oo
ZZZ: oO
Peter’s bill on non-traditionally oriented:
XX: Right, it would be good to prohibit the arrangement of weddings - everyone should only quietly come to the wardrobe and register.
yyy: As a person who lives over ZAGS, I AM A MILLION BUT SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!! to