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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56923
 28.11.2011
As my friend from the bear said: "Shaking is scary not only after purgen, but also during menstruation" =)

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56922
 28.11.2011
Who created the Creator?
YYY: Now we have come closer to the concept of recursion.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №56921
 28.11.2011
Themylogin
Wolf decided to make his life more convenient with the "smart home" system. Now, until Linux starts, there is darkness in the apartment.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56920
 28.11.2011
87 people have been hospitalized for the period of showing this Belt of the Virgin! 87 is! The whole department.
E.: Noacho, someone wrote that many were pregnant after a pilgrimage.
YU : YU. In such a case, it is not surprising.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56919
 28.11.2011
<Rosinsky> Yes, I have more wrinkles on my scrotum than curls in your brain.

<[PEER]Dyxa> Rosinsky: Do you have such smoked eggs?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56918
 28.11.2011
Let’s play with the letter D.
He is Danunahu!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56917
 28.11.2011
I watched James Bond in 1963. Bond at the Russian Embassy. On the doors are inscriptions: "Drop" and "Drop".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №56916
 28.11.2011
Oh yeah, you’re already
WOW: Well what do you argue that, we have girls in the chat
We have a cloud and fucking horses.
ZZZ: O_o
Fuck it...

[ + 47 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56915
 28.11.2011
Yesterday I go from the dining room to the conservatory, I walk past the club, meet a couple of boys 11 years old, smelt.
I go by, I look around, let’s go on, say, you’re skiing?
They went to the club and I cried out to them:
"Do you want two of you to do one?"
They call the ammunition of the years 18-20, it comes out, it does:
"Have I got a spell?" (the club residents answer me, don't sit down with this guy, it will break up)

So what? The final score is 150:30 in my favor and a complete mourning in the club ;)
Don’t sit down with the pianists in the computer :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №56914
 28.11.2011
Marina: Listen, I’m here on one of the websites, Bassorg Rou seemed to have seen our correspondence. What does she do there?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №56913
 28.11.2011
My cat lives on the principle: "eat tired of sleeping". During the day, it is put in various places.

[ + 91 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56912
 28.11.2011
It is convenient to wrap up and look around the room for the presence of babies before the monitor goes off^^

...to see that the babayek is full around and at this moment he is extinguished...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56911
 28.11.2011
XX: I have never been on skiing or snowboarding. I don’t know what better to try first.
Yyy: Well, depending on what’s closer to you – fractures of the legs or keys.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56910
 28.11.2011
From the hub, judgment of the game Minecraft:
HH: Now it is clear! In order for the game to be mega-popular, it is necessary to have the word "craft" in the title. Blizzard has caught it for a long time.
WOW: *escaped to register CraftcraftTM*

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56909
 28.11.2011
You need to troll K.O. For example, ask how many years the Hundred Years' War lasted.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56908
 28.11.2011
Chatted Victory

Attention, the question is! What is the name of Gandalf of the Toolkiene?
Theme: Gray
The young man, haha! The correct answer (grey) was given in 6 seconds and brought you 500 points!
Tagged: white
Tagged: grey
WOW: Two Funny Gandalfs

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56907
 28.11.2011
I noticed here...
The greenfield tea bag should be opened as carefully as the condom.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56906
 28.11.2011
Dialogue in the car shop:
Do you have a freeze on sale?
There are 150 and 170 rubles.
What is the difference?
(it breaks off from the computer and makes to the depths of the soul a surprised expression of the face) one freezes, and the other is not!

And Russia is :-)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56905
 28.11.2011
XXX: coffee + key = prints :(
YYY: Coffee + key = prints
YYY: beer + clavier = prints
YYY: tea + clava = prints
YYY: the key is everywhere, with what do not bother, one fist at the exit
ZZZ: and here is a tail + clav = hollow incapacity
YYY: Beer + tea + coffee + cava = complete incapacity
YYY: Conclusion - beer + tea + coffee = tail
XXX: Oo
ZZZ: oO

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56904
 28.11.2011
Peter’s bill on non-traditionally oriented:
XX: Right, it would be good to prohibit the arrangement of weddings - everyone should only quietly come to the wardrobe and register.
yyy: As a person who lives over ZAGS, I AM A MILLION BUT SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!! to

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