Every year there are new epidemics of flu, fever and malaria in the world, and the WHO is still there.

“But the salt must be hidden.”

Residents of the Spanish city of Seville protesting against the construction of another mosque in their city have come up with a way to help themselves in this situation.
They buried the dead pig in the place where the mosque was to be built, and broadly informed the press about their “evil.”
Islamic law prohibits the construction of mosques on the “pested swine land.”
As Arthur Kalmeyer writes in his blog, the Muslim community had nothing left but to cancel the ready-to-build project (the land was sold to the Muslim community by the Spanish state authorities).
No protests or demonstrations were needed. Superstition worked like a clock! :)

and toast.
I have colleagues at work. I have neighbors in the house. I have a heart in my chest. So let’s drink for it to knock!

My friend was looking for satellite images for her project in the universe. And since she needed high-resolution photos, she logged on to the NASA website, downloaded them from there and went to school. In the evening in the mailbox she was already waiting for a email from NASA with the question of finding her so many of their photos.

Still a well-known stereotype that all the zombies will talk "Mozzgiya!And he is unfaithful. I think, for instance, the zombie-ex-lovelas will say “Sosskiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy
by Kiorajt [WW]

The beginning of the article about the fact that Samsung released a model in the form of an electric guitar:
Since Apple owns the rights to a rectangular with rounded edges, designers are looking for alternative shapes for gadgets.

The xxx:
I loved such experiments at 11 years and gastritis earned myself)
I had a theory that if you eat a lemon every day, you will stop rubbing when you eat them)))
Then I told the gastroenterologist, and he laughed.

I need a video operator for the child’s morning. hours of work.

UUU: not a guy, not going, children + video camera. Prove that you are not a pedophile.

Are you preparing for the end of the world?
YYY: How is it?
Well, I eat, candles, you buy water?
I usually prepare for the new year.

Q: Are you waiting for someone? % of
[11:45:11] E: Yeah, the prince :)
[11:45:17] m: A )))
[11:45:31] m: Well, I’m there sending the scapegoat’s rays into his horse’s ass.

Who is the "civil husband"?
There is a civil... there is a world... and there is a great domestic.

Meat: 100 g of shrimp - only 53 calories
Mew: I am happy
I am sitting on the harem.
I love her too, she smells like sperm.
See also: XD
Tagged: not noticed
I will soon forget the smell of sperm.
I am rushing and rescuing :)

Listened to me in the metro today. Mother says to her daughter:
Only that no economist or lawyer. Find an engineer. Even if there is a man in the house!"

“The human race should not keep all its eggs in the same basket, or, in other words, on the same planet.”

I would love to take my eggs, say, to Mars. Further from here...

in the corporate mail of the company

Viktor: Good morning colleagues,

Yesterday opened the castle and I am looking for a master / company that can put a new one. If you have any contacts please share.

P.s Interesting thing all interrupted, and the money was not taken... although the wallet was opened it is visible...
Per anyone knows why such hackers break the lock 

thanks

They are good hackers. They showed vulnerability to be fixed.

x: the chat wanted a cabbage cabbage, until it wrote something :)) I bought a bowl, I will eat it soon :))
Y: The cabbage-shell iron looks like you’re not okay.
XZ: I have to check.
Y: I’t think and immediately went to the cabbage-icrolog.
X: The Icropathologist
Y: Well, if necessary, you will be sent to him by the Icrologist.
y: for Icrotherapy
X: on Icophoresis
y: but in any case - first to the icrologist on the icrography
X: MB will pass. I drink ibuprofen.
y: ah, so dependent and become
Y: and there is icofrenia
X: Icophilia
Y: Icrophilia you already have, by all symptoms
y: and Icrophilic Icrofrenesis
Y: Icromancy is not a joke.

– Listen, San, do you have something to do tomorrow that you’re going to miss a couple?
“Yes, fucking, his business is bed tourism!

I recently understood. What an impasse. Once, when I still lived with the girls, I decided to make a purple, and there was no bite for potatoes. Well, I thought: why toss after, if you can crush the potatoes in advance, and then cook it. Lost in the terracotta. This starch mutation then blackened in the refrigerator for 3 weeks, the virgins pressed me to throw out the Stranger, or he will stick and swallow our faces at night))

XHH: Contact negatively affects my study
Added a lecturer to friends
xxx: in his interests "kiss on the escalator", and in his favorite films "rush to love"
How to get yourself to go to his lectures now (

My husband formed up as an IP. I understand his paperwork.

I: Have you taken the executive director? A salary of 30,000?
The husband: Yes.
I: And what, do you pay him the salary directly?! to
He pays for himself, he is an adult.