My friend gave me a note to repair.

I am your note. He is cursed, is he talking to me?? to

What do you mean? ?

In the dark, I watch a movie about ghosts. Here from the note (which half an hour as turned on, and there is nothing on it, nothing at all) begins to broadcast in English... wanted to knock a knife of pure iron into it, pour salt and burn it.

and hahaha. He can ))

My nephew in the third class, a task on the Russian language "Fantasize". The first question sounds like "Which flower would you like to be friends with? Tell me about your friendship.", he carefully writes about the chamomile and how he will take care of it and water it.The second question "To which country would you go with a pink elephant?" The child as a true fan of Martin Harrison writes - TO HOLLAND. Honestly, he doesn’t understand why we and his mother are roasting))) And how do we let him go to school with "this"?!?!?!))

A Thai cleaner shot the school’s director.

A replacement car. I wanted to send “Call Utenko”, the smart phone corrected “Call Pup”. How to talk to the boss?? to

Set yourself on a smart app - half an hour before the set time in the alarm is read data from the motion sensor. lying under the pillow, you start to swing - it means that the phase of fast sleep comes, the alarm is working and like you wake up cheerful and cheerful. So now every time I turn to the other side through the dream I think "Don’t call, just don’t call!!". And every time at this point, the cattle starts to bite.

111: Intel promises 10 TB SSDs in two years
222: Something is not believed. Is the price not indicated?
333: 222, two kidneys and liver

There is a friend, a programmer to the brain of the bones. He recently had "anniversary", 32 years! He not only noted it, but also bought 8 candles, sparked them a number in the cake, and lighted only the sixth! :D

Oh Tannenbaum is not performed by Rammas, but by the band Unheilig. It was foolish to think of any German industrial as Rammstein.

From the HUB on taxes:
Do you suggest that every new eruption of our lawmakers change their place of residence? I think in this pace you can be cooler than Fedor Konyukhov.
At this rate, you can become a coffin Fedor.

I bought an iPhone!!! to
I am the ring with the cheese.
Katya: The Fucks

Grnngn: On the weekend, the rotting was released home. I decided to go to the cinema. Chewbacks and shurches are straight like after the fighting in the barracks.

Raf: This week my ranking of dumb queries in Google is headed by the phrase 'Sasha Grey's intimate photo'

xxx: my friend calls the series "Breaking Bad" as "Baking Bread"...
xxx: the guy was diagnosed and he decided to break the money on the layers.

I came to work yesterday, I was two hours late. Right in front of the door something flew in the eye, some dust. I go in general, say hello to everyone by the hand, the other hand by the eye. I go to the boss:
Are you just beginning to wake up?
Something went into the eye.
These are the rays of my hatred.

Acceptance of home. 1991 year.
Hello, I have to go to the doctor.
YYY: Your name is yours?
xxx: I don’t know
YYY: You do not know?
I just got married, but I don’t remember my name ?

Ivy: I always drank Renny as a cure for a sore throat
Ivy: It helped me too!
Ivy: I just learned that he was burnt...
Liya: Oh, he’s from a burn?

The conversation of a girl (D) who has been on a hard diet for three weeks with a guy (P)
D: Again, a colleague in front of him eats his waffles
Q: Think of the fact that waffles contain a lot of fat, chemical additives to improve the taste, and the waffle layers themselves taste like paper.
D: Well yeah, it’s you wrapped them on both cheeks.
Q: It was only once!
Q: And so you know... I didn’t get any pleasure from it.

(Please take the wallpaper)

This is not damned, the corner falls away.
I: the home
Oh well, Hill

Once I thought that war was evil, then the soldiers came and cut off my family, now I spit the pacifists in the face and believe that they (the soldiers) did everything right, went to the army to become the same and cut off the innocent families.
....................
Unfortunately, it does not happen. You say yourself that I am a civilian, I do not want to fight and I will not, war is bad, I am neutral!", and as a projectile flies into your home, or bulky soldiers let your family round in front of your eyes, or you live years under bombing, or another misfortune. Oh how the worldview changes! And you take the weapons in your hands, you go to the army, the partisans, or you kick with a self-made fuga at the nearest cost (truth not thinking of the fact that those who did it to you were right, but from a sense of revenge, self-preservation... and at least justice or hatred, and even a shift by phase). To not go far, the Second World War saw all this in all variants and scales. And not only her. Evil, done or done, often changes people. Changes very much. And Hanoi is not always on the best side. The seed of evil is easier, the germ of evil rises better, like weeds. It is good to grow long and on prepared soil. Try not to do excessive evil, it only increases evil.
With respect, WWE

If you teach, they listen to you, and if you teach, they hate you.