Tomorrow I will learn from my mother that she gave birth to a monster who did not call on Mother's Day (because you did not know about Mother's Day) and that it is a pity that I am forty and abortion is definitely late.

He went to the hospital with pneumonia. With me in the room lie two old men complaining about the life. There is nothing to do in the hospital, decided in the evening to pursue online shooting in friends, the good is available notebooks. I lie in the bed, knelt on my knees, swallowed short rare (to not bother the neighbors in the chamber) phrases with team partners. At one point, I’m killed, and I’m still in the observer mode to wait for the end of the match, which lasted longer than usual. Tired of waiting, I ask in the voice chat "When will you finally die? “”

In general, I didn’t seem to be able to convince my grandparents that I wasn’t telling them.

XXX is:
I’ve been using it on my iPhone for a year and a half.
YYY :
The weather.
That is you. Captured his wife. On the iPhone. A year and a half.
The weather...
Luckily...
Oh yeah, that is all. The apple paradigm broken :smiley:
XXX is:
Aha
Pricked
She told me, “Find a girlfriend and buy her an iPhone.”
her friend heard this asked if the job of the mistress was vacant)))

When those who eat twenty books on an iPhone on a subway ride say they love to read, I remember these magical pills and for some reason I do not believe in such love.

My friend, believe me - even paper books in my youth I read at a rate of about 50-60 pages per hour. Artistic, very interesting, such that not to break away. For emotions, not for information. Information is in textbooks, it has to be studied, and it comes out more slowly. Well, this is the technique of reading and habit I have since the times when in the library a book was written out of the warehouse, brought to you in the reading room, and it was necessary to have time to read it over the weekend, so that then a week not to suffer, how it will end there. A generation overwhelmed by the constant availability of information, and at the same time completely unable to use this availability... I envy you.

27 November 2017
I say to my 79-year-old mom: Tomorrow the Christmas (Philippine) fast begins.
She : What? I play with Spartak Zenit today. Do not distract.
Where does the world go?

The only bird in the world that can fly backwards is the colibri.

YYY: Not the only one. There is even such a popular sign. If the birds fly their tail forward, it means that there is a strong wind on the street.

Sitting with a friend, by chance on TV3 talk about the dangers of flying on airplanes, if a person is not in good health.
Why do you not fly, you have a wealthy health, what to fear?
I’m not afraid for my health, I’m afraid for my life. I studied with those who are flying now.

xxx> How to smoke a car with a sewed battery without wires? In the incubator inverter, in the inverter the usual 6-amp charge. 10 minutes and you can start.
Funny, but I did it several times.
yyy> That is, once you didn’t get enough to go to the car store and buy wires? and ;)

Fuck you Lena.

I jump on the bus. Friday evening and traffic jams. The point of departure is two, one closer and the bus is cheaper there, but the departure is uncomfortable - I run past, thinking 'no guys, I will drive these 200 meters with you for half an hour, I know other places.' She ran, splashed - one on the whole bus - the driver was talking. What is "Fast? This is unlikely, girl, out of the traffic jamming map - to the second bridge, horror. No, I say, I have another map, we’ll go for it. But the meeting side warned - everything stands, I won't go fast, set up, cooked pastilles... And we flew along the most crowded roads with almost no whistle, arrived on schedule. I stand at the door to go out. The driver looks at me and looks at me.
Girl, and you... no one told you.
Was he called a witch? and that. Competitors to spoil and smooth out... to smooth out... tofu! I will not. You passed through my stop.
And at least one whispered while he was back on the crashes...

When I worked with you, I listened to these fictional stories. Don’t fuck here...

The Predator

>> Why is a creature that sees only heat, a trophy of room temperature?

Maybe he warms them up before enjoying watching his collection?
What do we know about the ghosts of collectors?

Comment under the next revelation of Sundakov about the Great Tartaria, "Russian language is the oldest", "the authorities hide - we are the greatest" and so on.by :

Speaks a strange spell.
The importance of ancient wisdom.
It continues like old:
Russia is the home of elephants.

The show? Is the washing machine not perfect? You are mocking! She scratches the glass.
— — —
How does she crack the glass??? The water stream, right? Or is there a crowd of fixks with brushes inside?
P.S The owner of a normal laundry. In combination with good pills, the result is ideal. The same glass and glass washes out to shine and "crust". Although the drawings, even the most persistent, really sooner or later chemistry reduces.

All around these are the same, and only you are D'Artagnan.

I have an ordinary button. And while you’re playing time-killing toys on the bus, I’m not so tempted and I’m reading a book.

As a man who barely withheld the temptation to open a book at work, laughed at your temptations, forgive me. Why do you read if it doesn’t bring you pleasure? To show all these smartphone owners their shiny white coat, say that you are here hernia suffering, and I am reading, developing in the meantime! And by the way, for fast-reading people smart - just a find, uploaded there a few dozen books and don't pretend that the book will suddenly end in the road.

List of shops with the highest discounts on Black Friday:

The company with the highest discounts on Black Friday on November 24 is named adidas.
The corresponding rating was made by the publication HypeBae.
In Russia, in the stores of the brand, as well as the online store, will be a 30% discount on allocated goods.
— — —
The main sale of the year. Large discounts are promised.
And in the end, the BEST are those who drop 30% on some goods.
The others are worse.

I support

You see posters hanging with the mouths of local deputies along the road... and you understand that on the go, instead of posters, they would be better hanged!! to

They ruined the whole system of education.

(c) Because I am a believer and consider it inappropriate to read the arguments in favor of atheism.
A classic of faith!

Investigator of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Anton Chodko was dismissed from the bodies after the disappearance of cash in the amount of about 50 million rubles, which were substantial evidence in one of the cases of the Special Construction.

There is no need for such news.)

Forum of Young Mothers:
Can a one-year-old child have olives from the bank? I asked to try it, I gave it with confidence that it splashes immediately and there will be no more.. and he has little of what he has eaten, and also oreth supplements asks.
2: Probably nothing terrible. Maybe it’s better to buy and that’s all. My out feeding cat loves, cannot be tracked, monitors the cat and goes to eat
I’m not even worried about cat food. I have primary. Both the cat and the baby feel great.

Per the author did not mean just one gender. You may not have understood that not everyone has the concept corresponding to the dictionary, as the dictionary, again, may be little obsolete.
A lot is possible.
Do you have to put someone in the hole? If someone Just Explains to You a Different Interpretation of Something, Should He Definitely Go to the Lookout?
— — —
You’re sorry, but when a simple explanation begins with an obvious insult (or my understanding of the phrase “somebody with a brain has not determined” is also outdated?In this case, it is much more than a person deserves.

And as for the fact that "many things are possible", can I answer you by Pratchett?
The man in a mask and a striped suit, rushing out of your window, may have just gone astray on the way to the masquerade, and the man in a pearl and mantle at the entrance to the courtroom may have been the ordinary transvestite who has looked here hiding from the rain. These findings are unfair."

Divorce everywhere

>> Online games lack such a fit as loans. Really, it would be just great for society. Having the experience of repaying the loan for the top hair and trousers, an adult snooker will think a hundred times before taking an IRL mortgage.

That would be great for society, but terrible for the banking mafia.
This is a conspiracy, of course.