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[ + 125 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22080
 04.11.2009
to this:

Think about what our children are teaching, and already adult youth TV project DOM-2:
1st First you need to find a guy, and when you find him, you can play and fuck with others, only if he doesn’t know.
2nd If your boyfriend learns, land the scandal, and blame him, let him know that he is just a paranoid.
Three Girls can be beaten, and even need not beaten a lot.
4 is Sex is like a friendly kiss, there is nothing shameful about it.
5 is If you don’t like a friend, drive him out of your life and look for a new one.

What I swear, for some it has already become an ordinary life, now dress up in front of the camera for a girl is an ordinary thing, and for a guy to fuck his girlfriends, it's like to cheer. Am I the only one who needs romance? A girl who will always be around? Friends with whom I am not connected by sex, but by good relationships.

You are all sewing home-2, and look at how you live, you have become such... Or maybe it is I’ve lagged back from life...
and...
We are at least two guys ;)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22079
 03.11.2009
1 – I’m shaking mean...and in exactly a minute I’m ready to finish, what do I do?
You can work in Paris. House of Measures and Weights.

[ + 114 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22078
 03.11.2009
Dear readers of Bordeaux! The biggest loser of the Moscow region is appealing to you!
Riding in the electric Moscow-Fryasino (17:27) in the first wagon diagonally sat a very beautiful girl, listened to music and exchanged with me her beautiful look! You came out on the platform of Perlovskaya! I almost followed you, but I couldn’t find you! As a result, 30 minutes before the next electric drive and a completely down mood because of the fact that lost you!
Give me your confidence and give me your smile! Asko 388-020-622

by PIPL! Plush me please! Help the loser!

[ + 128 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22077
 03.11.2009
Answer to:
Who remembers the inscription "Now the power of the computer can be turned off" press +, want to feel that you are not alone.
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Oh... young people!
Did anyone park the hard drives before switching off the drive?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22076
 03.11.2009
Right now (20:50 2.11.2009) "Good night, little ones!"
Phila says to Bibigon, the type, Hruisha is sick, has a cold.

[ + 53 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22075
 03.11.2009
The Comrades! Congratulations to all of us on fulfilling one of our greatest dreams! We are waiting for 2 working days!!! Finally, the week will look like it should be – Monday, and then Friday! And so twice! Uraahahahahahahahahahahah! =) is

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22074
 03.11.2009
The xxx:
I once had such a joke. I went into the faculty smoker (I was then a student) talk about good and bad TVs. In the course of the conversation sharpened on the theme of the difference of colors on the edges of the screen. Someone asked why this happened. And here I broke...
The main thing was to convince this cotton that electrons are three colors - red, blue and green. Well, I sold it to him, said "Yes, you know it without me", he sneezed. And then everything was simple.
“Wonderful,” I said and put him another chip about E=mC^2 and E=hν. He twisted these formulas before his nose and, like “two times two,” proved that the blue electrons are the heaviest, the green somewhat lighter, and the red ones the lightest. He nodded again.
Then I applied the Lawrence rule for profitable purposes and proved to him that blue electrons are less deviated by the magnetic field than red ones, hence the difference of colors. In fact, he understood everything. Moreover, so much that I tried to pair this smoothie in the lab, and almost in my own words. Prepod had an unfortunate appearance, and then for a long time stumbled into one point. The proper diagnosis is selected...

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22073
 03.11.2009
Yessenina, he says, I will read you... I thought, cultural, and he started: "Song with me, the ugly fool..."

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22072
 03.11.2009
The woman... never went out... painted toilet wash... ahah! She may not have gone anywhere, but there was clearly someone visiting her! And the bathroom too! ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22071
 03.11.2009
Kiev, Kreshthatik, and the Globus Trade Center. There is a sex shop, I work there as a sales consultant. A 16-year-old man enters his ears with music, goes, thinks his head in tact, not paying attention to anything. Here he stops, removes headsets, approaches the shelf with a squeezed face, takes a phalloimiter and pronounces "heap in his mouth, how to play this?" I was surprised, I approached, I said "You didn’t confuse anything?". He looks around the side, sees the Jam music store in front of him and says, “Bla, I’m wrong.” It turned out that the drum sticks wanted to buy

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №22070
 03.11.2009
Conversation of two poets:

Why do you answer question to question?
Do you not guess?
Are they so bad?
Well, who is not?

[ + 118 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22069
 03.11.2009
Ladies and gentlemen! It is likely that we are breeding, Arbidol and Kagocel are not even medicines and not a vaccine, but the usual type of nutritional supplements, simple chemistry with minimal cost and fucking profitability. It is manufactured in Russia at one factory, Pharmstandard. The owner is a friend of the Christenko-Golikov family, and in May 2009 the Ministry of Social Development accidentally made arbidol the main medicine against bird flu and the purchase of a piece of the budget, read the July newspapers. Take care and take vitamins.

Bring it to the top, let the people know.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22068
 03.11.2009
Yesterday started spending wedding gift money
2nd?
1: Buying a gasoline
You know, I’m even afraid to ask how you’re going to spend your honeymoon.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22067
 03.11.2009
Today, a bus with soldiers passed by the universe... Soldiers looked at the students so sadly and thirsty, and the students looked at the soldiers so frightened and condemned.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22066
 03.11.2009
Shatoon is:
King Kong is alive! And he was joking in the toilet of our office.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №22065
 03.11.2009
Tanya (19:21:10 1/11/2009)
I was at the wedding yesterday! There was no bride, but the bride was in the ninth month.
Tanya (19:21:55 1/11/2009)
She came without an invitation because she didn’t know. The smell failed.
I am (19:25:04 1/11/2009)
Did the bridegroom come?
Tanya (19:26:19 1/11/2009)
My mother did not let him.
at Wedding

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22064
 03.11.2009
No, I knew that Google was scuco smart, but translating "Fuck you any way" as "Goed nahuy in any way" it’s already, in my opinion, inappropriate :)

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №22063
 03.11.2009
The programmes are humanized...
Yesterday treated a computer from a virus, found one fun copy: a Trojan infected with a virus! 0 0 0
Dr. Webb, as the true Doctor who swore the oath of Hippocrates, first healed an infected Trojan from the virus (the criminal is first and foremost a human being!) and then...
He was murdered because he was a Trojan.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22062
 03.11.2009
By the end of university, you realize that it is increasingly difficult to answer the harmless childhood question “who do you want to become?”

[ + 91 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22061
 03.11.2009
My mom has a Nokia (something relatively new). The battery is slowly exhausted from the time of operation. We have a "Related" cost of 2000 rubles. We ordered it from Europe. The European battery with delivery cost 70 (seventy) rubles.

P.S not a joke.

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