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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72636
 06.11.2012
XXX: Let it be so.
You’ll save me from my neighbor, I don’t want to know how...
XXX: And then I can live with pleasure.
I’ll tell your parents that you smoke.
You can smoke at home without being embarrassed.
Yyy: You rarely come up with a plan in which both parts are so shameless.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72635
 06.11.2012
from the discussion of the news about the installation of video registers in trolley buses of Mogilev:
# Tamara Ivanovna 05.11.2012 16:51
So it is impossible to enter at the peak hour in the crowded trolley buses, so even now and the floor of the trolley bus will be your registrar going to shoot!!! Even if you warn me in which trolley buses they are filming, I will at least stumble!

#Mogilevčanin 05.11.2012 17:23
Women and automobile technology are difficult to combine.
You can constantly crash in any point of the city to take a hidden camera )))))).A video recording you are not afraid he only takes the road)))).

# Irina, 62 05.11.2012 17:56
So why do they put them on the road if they are removed? It is not easy for the passengers. There are road services - let them take off, and people need to get to work at the time, not wait until the trolley bus registrar lets you!

#Norton Nimmull on 05.11.2012 at 19:35
Oh, and the one who did not give up his place to a retired woman or did not show the conductor, the registrar will film on the video and the next time in the trolley bus will not let :D

#Norton Nimmull from 05.11.2012 19:37
No matter who the author is, he is a good writer. :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72634
 06.11.2012
From a well-known car forum:

"the hentai site works normally only in the expro, this is one of the reasons why I didn’t take the hentai :D"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №72633
 06.11.2012
One man wanted to sleep, but not alone.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72632
 06.11.2012
I am not playing. When I always go on the road
under the mood.
There is a mother and a boy 8-9 years old with a shoulder bag. They go somewhere.
I stop, I ask, on the way, we went.
My mom gave me money and I said:
Better buy an ice cream!
She is:
He can buy it himself! This is untouchable! It will not disappear anywhere!
I shake my shoulders and go on.
I am standing here, standing here! He did not break anything that was offensive.
Suitable spire, experienced fat and happy with life.
- Tra-ta, your documents and on the car.
This is the menta:
– I give you 24 hryvnia, and you let us go!
Minutes per second:
Okay, it is going. Ride to!
He cries goodbye, I touch, both of them.
This will definitely not disappear anywhere!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №72631
 06.11.2012
Popular cat nicknames in the absence of a wife: Kudasuka and Hulimyo.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72630
 06.11.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am delighted that your axiomatics is almost not in contradiction with your natural philosophy, and that the latter is even partially derived from the first.
xxx: I am also willing to respect your belief in the self-sufficiency of this logical design, although I do not share that belief.
xxx: I am also willing to recognize your right to promote this idea as a platform for a secular state, in the end we have a democracy.
XXX is no.
xxx please
No need to come to me on Sunday morning and quote me from the threshold of the dead Nobel laureates in physics in their native language.
xxx: Or at least imagine yourself then as a'sect of witnesses to the Higgs boson'.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72629
 06.11.2012
Emi: I would embrace your warm fat body.
EMI: And the saliva exchange.
I missed it too, Sunny.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №72628
 06.11.2012
A concert dedicated to the fight against counterfeiting and piracy, the channel ORT – as a person engaged in the show business, I authoritatively declare, half of the performers outraged by piracy, is not known to anyone at all, the other half should be happy, at least from the fact of free downloading their tracks from the network. The records cannot be sold in principle.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72627
 06.11.2012
The post office of Russia has swallowed itself. 1.5 months ago sent a valuable letter, paid some amount. After a month, there is a notification that the letter has not been delivered (the storage period has expired), we go to the mail to get the letter and (!) They say that in order to receive an undelivered letter, you have to pay for something else. It is like understanding.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №72626
 06.11.2012
My friend celebrated Perugia Day. One of his fellow men (already quite swollen) suddenly became hot, he opened the window and hanged his legs (second floor). A little later, the thought came into his mind: "Hey, here the window is open! I have to close it!" and I have to close it! Outside of! The only injury he got was his finger through the same window.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72625
 06.11.2012
He did not drink, he did not smoke.
I was not a virgin yet, not what I am now.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72624
 06.11.2012
Post in "Typical Programmer":

Learn C++, they said. It will be fun, they said.

The commentary:

21 days, they said.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72623
 06.11.2012
From Habr. Compare MacBook Air and HP ENVY 14 SPECTRE

- And you are told that the price of the OS is poor compared to the price of a laptop. 20 of 1000 is ridiculous. It's like "it's stupid to buy lunch at McDonald's and not use the brushes that are included in the price."

That is fucking. I knew I missed something in this MacDock.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72622
 06.11.2012
i_cherski: I went to Ashan to buy a remedy for mole.
As a result, I bought two food bags and a TV.
Of course, I forgot about moles.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72621
 06.11.2012
a: was in "Merci Baku" with a friend
B: thank you Baku?
B: Grazi Yerevan
B: Sanks Maykop
B: Danke Mahatma

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72620
 06.11.2012
Talk to my son on the phone:
Did you find lunch? i left it in the refrigerator. Under the plate.
Heat in the microwave.
Winnie was there too!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72619
 06.11.2012
As I love programs from Microsoft, I've been happy for half an hour to remove the visual studio remains 0 seconds (

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72618
 06.11.2012
XXX: I jumped the game of childhood.
xxx: Passed completely and wanted to play in the multiplayer, the key asks
XHH: Digged in the innet found the key, I enter and there gives out "You used the wrong key, for reuse you will be fined $250,000" and below "FBI employees left"
Would you say, LOL?
I concluded: Nuevonahui these games, I barely jumped my heart through the anus.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72617
 06.11.2012
Again the beginning of the month and a lot of work. Wait until the work info is thrown on the FTP...
When will you finally automatize it?
- To automate everything will not work, here everything is bound to the human factor: when they want - then the information to work and drop.
Give them puzzles to get rid of them faster.
Oh, but it would be good to automate :)

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