I worked a year ago to go on vacation.
I have been working a year to pay for my vacation.

Russian roads are the most normal roads in the world.
Sander: The presence of asphalt on Russian roads perfectly corresponds to the normal distribution of Gauss: it can be asserted with absolute certainty that in 50% of cases asphalt is present on the road, regardless of the chosen point on the so-called route.

We see the city of Babylon.
Three thousand years ago:
The elephant runs, the elephant runs.
Tiamat is flying.

The Academic pulls the arrow band,
Shoot on the move.
Gilgamesh told us to live.
The Encyclopedia leads us!

The enemy was destroyed and became the enemy.
of dragon skins.
for Kish, for Ur, for Shuruppak,
For heredity, Nippur!

It is time to change the name to srach.im.

<...> Could Ukraine claim foreign property of the USSR, which all came to Russia?
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Something I will not remind that Ukraine claimed to pay the debts of the USSR, which also came to Russia.

From the discussion of the repairs made by the jamsuit:
I have a friend who is good at farce (the devil knows why he needed it, but studied it). Repairs were carried out in the apartment. After another battle he built them in his native language (Tajik - practically a dialect of the Farsi). He built so hard. After that, only the brigadier of the Tajiks appealed to him and only on "you".
WOW: Go to you. I started studying Turkish. As a side effect, he began to understand what the Uzbek cleaners are trembling about. I screamed at them to talk quietly. Previously, comments were responded only if complaining to the brigadier. Since then, my desk and its surroundings have been wiped and cleaned with special care. The ways of God are unknown.

That day we went home to a colleague who was taking care of me to pick up tools for small repairs at my house. He always behaved like a gentleman – he was polite and caring, just a wonderful boy. I’ve been in agreement for a few days and I think this boy can do whatever he wants with me. While they were with him, he brought a bouquet of huge white roses, covered it with his hood so that it would not freeze. Going to go out. While dressed in the hallway, he bended, put on a shoe, put his foot forward, and said:
Tanyu, tie up the ropes.
I look at him, at his unleashed shoe, at the bouquet I hold with my two hands, and I wonder where I should put it to tie the boy’s ropes. Seeing my confusion, he adds:
You will come, you will stumble and you will fall.
And he points his finger to my cords with whirling ropes, continuing to tie his shoes.
I'm glad that I'm a sloppy - I didn't have time to put off the bouquet and rush to tie the boy's ropes. A good man would be scared. So for a few weeks he didn’t know how inadequate I was.

Lex: Every time someone says, “Do you respect me?” I want to say, “Do you respect me?” Stir with iodine)

XXX: Yesterday too, a freezer came to my sister. I ordered a closet and replaced the mirror door on the balcony. The door broke a little from the bottom, in general, it needs to be changed, but the hands do not reach. So decided once he already came to bring me to measure the mirror.
XXX is so. My husband goes to the store, and sees how under the cover of the night’s darkness, his wife leads a suspicious man home, and says, “Ash, you go, we’re quick.”
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Don’t be so fooled over Pasha
Has the man survived?
xxx survived

Even a bunch of strange mistakes (I can’t watch alone anymore).

"Freshly survived juice"

x_x

It is called Lucifer! It was called Lucifer!"
On May 15, 2011 in Yaroslavl, Dobryna Nikitich Bogatyrov was born.

A small example from life. A cottage village with its own poor inhabitants, everyone fell away and hired a local man on a tractor to clean the road from snow in the winter. He ran a couple of times and said, “I hate you, the rich, and I will not work for you for any money.” Bad for the conductor. Create your own morality.

Another example from life. Similar settlement and other initial data. They hire a tractor from a neighboring village. So in winter he cleans the snow regularly, and in summer he paches. And his house is unshakable, and Passat is almost new. Morality is that people are different.

Support sheep, how long do you work tomorrow?
YYY: Now the technical support department was offended

My advice to you: go crazy, or read Wikipedia for a bad end. You will be protected from how many non-commodity production in Russia. For example, I have five machine-building companies in the city.
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We have one, in the center of the city. True, I have never seen their devices, but I have been watching the "Office Rental" sign for 15 years.

From the hub about the video from the camera installed on the car.

XXX: Has the video become more stable?
yyy: Purposeful use of the budget for road construction.

7th of November – Old Fagues with a holiday!!!!! to

From Habr: "In general, there are humans and there are social animals".

I live with a guy and a cat on the first floor. The cat is domestic (the guy too, but this is not essential), it is not on the street, but under the windows a bunch of cats always whisper, calling her. Here is a kiss sitting on the window and looking at cats.
The guy looks out the window: there is a knight with a cat.
I (flegmatistically): say it’s his sister

Nicole White: In the 80s there was Natasha’s toilet soap and it really liked my mom. So I was called Natasha. It’s just ppz, to name a child in honor of a soap.

From Twitter:
I'm sorry to break off the Nawalny scandal, but we have €57 there. Apologize again.